Maniston Readies Her Vag And Home For A Lifetime of Being Alone
Has she really given up completely???
Looks like Jennifer Aniston is readying herself for spinsterhood!!
Maniston's Beverly Hills home has gone under 2 1/2 years of renovations, most notably ridding the space of any special accommodations for gentleman callers.
Architectural Digest magazine reports, "[The house] originally had his-and-hers baths, but Aniston has turned the 'his' into a spa bath with a soaking tub."
Her platform bed also have a TV at the foot of it!! Probably so she can watch Mr. & Mrs. Smith and cry into a carton of Ben & Jerry's!!
She also has named the home "Ohana," which is the Hawaiin idea of extended family. Is her extended family in regards to her 17 cats????
We think Jen needs a roommate. Why doesn't she have Susan Boyle and her feline friends join the party?? It could be like a modern day, really sad version of The Brady Bunch!!!
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Ya know, its not spinsterhood, its called FREEDOM!!!! Not everybody is cut out for marriage!! its a pain in the ass to have to have to share everything and to find common ground to make both of you happy, like my hubby to be? We dont have a house yet but of course he's allready decided what furniture it will have, what kind of car we're gonna buy, how many kids we're gonna have, see? Pain in the ass!!! Being single and not have to worry about someone elses feelings? CELEBRATE!!! (i love my man)
And tell us, Mario…who (besides your mommy), do you live with? Hmmmm?
Perez, you're just bummed because Brad is so bummed to be stuck with that vampire that he'd like to chew his arm off! Jen has a beautifully redecorated home overlooking LA and Brad loves that stuff. But she doesn't want him! Bwaaahahahha!
good for her. she doesn't need a man to be happy. only an ass like you would mock her for that.
Perez, you have to be shallowest person in the world. I'm pretty sure Jennifer is so over Brad Pitt. Besides, she had Brad when he was in his prime! He was seriously at his absolute hottest when she was with him. Now he's like an old grandpa (a sexy one though). Jennifer has NOTHING to regret or cru over. She's 40 and looks totally fabulous. Angelina is the one I'm more worried about. Her arms and hands already look like Madonna's and she's only 34. BTW, Jennifer has more personality than Angelina does. Angelina is like an ice Queen. She's a woman who will grow old and turn into Joan Collins. Jennifer seems like she'll grow old and be like Betty White. LOL. I hardly think Brad and Angie are totally happy. Don't paint Jen to be a woman who NEEDS a man, she doesn't. Besides, you are 32 and we have never even heard of who YOU are dating…
whoa I'm impressed with the detail of those fucking cats…crazy mang, u know perez didnt do that shit, since when are they artistic as opposed to the usual splooge and cock shots?
not that I would necessarily call that artistic by usual standards but you know this is Perez…
Mean, this is so mean! She doesn't need a man to validate her life…
Here's what i don't get. - you have shows like MTV "teen mom's" and you see how F'd up those worlds all (all but catlynn - who did the right thing). then you are (perez, you) are making fun of jennifer aniston for not having kids? what message doest that give our teens? they look up to her. you ride her hard. Most "normal" people in this world (catylnn included) know it's better is wiser to not bring a baby in this world who doesn't have a stable environment, or, sadly, money for upbringing. jen might have the cash, but can you give her creidt for not having a kid without a stable father? maybe that is what you lacked perez. i know on MTV teen mom's. the 3 that kept their kids - sucks as mothers. maci is the best. the other two? farm outs. jen,i respect, and your making fun of her is really sad. i think you make fun of her b/c you can't have kids (literally, not adoptive wise). but i dont think you'd be a better parent than jen at all. your life revolves around making fun of people. what if someone did that to your child. ?
Don't you think that it is an antiquated idea that a woman MUST be married to be happy?
I have several female friends who have no intention of every being married. No, they are not ugly, nor gay, and frankly, some of my married friends are jealous of them!
Really? Honestly? Because she had her home renovated and an additional bath tub removed - she is ready for spinsterhood? That is the leap you are attempting to make here? Amazing
You guys are soooo mean! Stop harassing Jennifer! Long live the cats! Jennifer is beautiful and intelligent. She will find love. This time it will not be with Mr. Un-Buttoned!
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"Her platform bed also HAVE a tv at the foot of it."are you fucking that stupid? do you have people from other parts of the world making these post
Re: Alliestp – does teddy count?
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Mario?
Re: Spliffy Steffy – LOL, i totally noticed the cats too. SOOO not Perez or even Barb. i wonder what new intern he has writing the blog.
Perez hates women! He has nothing good to say unless it is about complete freaks like GaGa, Madonna or Angelina. Perez is a sexist femephobe.
shut up. the only ones close to you are your mom and your dog.
well you're paying your mom to love you and you keep your dog on a leash so it can't run away. congrats.
but sure, that gives you every right to trash talk others. oh, and that you indeed have "his/his"-baths doesn't change the fact that no guy would ever use those with you.
Wow… really? You turn a story about her redecorating her house into this? I used to love Perez… now you just kinda pull stories out of your ass that aren't even worth reading. Every time you write something this ridiculous/far fetched/nasty about someone it just makes you look even sadder…
You don't need a man to be happy! She's got friends, more money than she knows what to do with, and she's still managed to stay relevant all these years. I think it's ridiculous how everyone gives her shit because she's not married to Brad anymore. Maybe she likes dating younger, hot guys. It beats having 6 kids!! I mean YIKES! It's not like she isn't still beautiful too. You're a real dick Perez.
I'm just curious: If a single woman had, say, 17 dogs… that would also be weird enough to guarantee spinsterhood, right? I don't like that cats get so much hate. They're cute and low-maintenance — what's not to love? Dogs are so NEEDY… like kids! (But also great. I love 'em. Dogs and kids.) Oh, and I love Jennifer Aniston… and I love the comment someone else made that she will be like Betty White when she gets old, and Angelina will be like Joan Collins! It's funny ’cause it's true….
oh yeah and you, Perez, fight for awareness, for example that homosexuals should have the right to live their lives however they want to. equal rights etc.
and i completely agree.
so why do you think a woman is a failure if she doesn't design her house, let alone her life around a man?
what kind of bullshit is that? I really don't get how you can preach about "violence is never the answer", "no h8", etc etc, but trash talk someone for living the life they want.
I am married with children and I have a job, which were all of my choices. I have plenty of women friends in their 30s and 40s, who have great careers and choose not to be tied down to a husband and children, which is their choice. Thank god for the women's liberation movement! Women of our generation can choose not to marry and have children if they so choose. That god we have surpassed the 1950s!
You are a misogynist! That is either your choice or upbringing.
WTF? Jenifer Anniston is beautiful, talented and rich as fuck. What a stupid nancy boy you are, Perez!
why does she have to marry anyone???????????????
let her live her life she has looks money is healthy she doesn't need a man
I'm so glad that people aren't just letting this slide….no woman should be made to feel like a freak if she decides not to marry. As open minded as Perez usually is, it's sad that he's such a moron on this issue.
I'd rather live with 17 or more cats than with one big cheating slob. Leave her alone, it is a free country. A woman needs a man just like a goldfish needs a tricycle.
I don't get why the media paints such a weird portrait of Jen Aniston. I don't see it. Her life seems pretty good to me.
seriously, i have a lot of respect for Jen, because shes not desperatly trying to find a guy to marry it seems like, shes just dating around enjoying her single life. shes amazing, not everyone has to get married you know. It's really nothing to rush if its ot meant to be. Get over it. I love Jen!
Re: JigSaw – So many ways to answer that question, but given that the pooch is the only loving Mario will ever see, I guess we can count him too. Ugly loves Ugly. (I feel sorry for the dog.)
Now, I'm no fan of the "Man" but, this slant is just silly. I'd rather have a big old soaking tub than his and her baths… and I've been married for 22 years. TV at the end of the bed? No thanks, and that's from both husband and me. Sounds like she's making the place what she wants it to be and there's nothing wrong with that. I don't think, if she ever finds a guy that's right for her, that not having his own bathroom is going to be a problem. They can soak together in that big old tub!! much more romantic.
Having said all that, this woman needs to find a man from outside "the industry…"
You really do have some artistic ability!
So…she is independent…is that so bad? I doubt she has any problems at all finding a man. I also doubt she is still pining over Brad. Maybe you believe that because you have Angelina up on a pedestal and think that everyone should be jealous of her.
Btw, I haven't ever seen or heard of you having a partner…so who's to judge?
MAN OH MAN PEREZ ARE YOU AN ASS!
What has this girl done to you for you to be such as ass.
I know Mayer would have rather kissed her than you-is that what your upset about. That he passed you over for her. she doesn't even know who you are.
advice from charla
Perez! I just love your Maniston point of view! Keep up the great work!
very mean spirited perez boo on you
if a celebrity that you constantly talk smack about ever loses their life to suicide because of the constant "backlash" they might receive, all fingers will point to you. good job.
She has just accepted that she doesn't need a man in her life to be happy!
Don't you live with your mom and your dog Perez?? And in my opinion its better to love what you have (in her case millions of dollars, a gorgeous home, a hot body, tons of friends and a fuck buddy or two…not to shabby!) than making lame-ass videos looking for someone (anyone!!) to love your desperate celibate ass.
If this is your way of trying to be funny, it's not working. I bet all of your readers like Jen more then they like you.
What a SEXIST post, you the great mouthpiece against discrimination and double standards should be ASHAMED
Perez, you are an ass. I dont get why you make fun of her….all women dont need a F*ckin man on their arm all the time….real women can handle their life on their own. Eff brad and angie they both suck.
Oh please ! Who are you with perez ? take a look in the mirror, your face looks like a fuckin foot, a greasy foot with big ass horse teeth, so while she's having sex with numerous hot men in her renovated bedroom, you'll be sticking a lady gaga doll up your asshole, rah rah ah ah ah
something tells me she could give 2 shits about Brad, his wife and their brood………
Somebody new is definitely writing this blog. Posts have been a lot nastier and spiteful lately. And by the way, Jennifer Aniston could have adopted 10 kids by now if she wanted to start a family. Sounds to me her priorities are elsewhere, and there is nothing wrong with that! And its not Jennifer Aniston that is having a problem letting go of her relationship with Brad Pitt. Its the MEDIA and blogs like this one. They will not let it die. It was 5 years ago for God's sake. Get creative and try to find something else to write about!
Heavens, what a revealing rant. I'm a little embarrassed for you, Perez.
if the woman decides to be single for the rest of her life,it is her decision and has to be respected, but its weird that she says she is over brad, but in every interview she talks about it with her "not cool" and all So if you already got over him then shut up and continue with your life, she definitely does not need him but again,she continues to publish her relationships that do not last and wants people not bother her or make fun of her, she sould keep a low profile and let things flow and someday she will find someone guy who really cares for her , though not an man ho actor or a "rocker" with a flair for comedy! !
Uh….. Ohana does not mean "some sort of extended family". It just means "family". Get it right, Homie.
ya know… she's really beautiful, really smart, really talented, and really in shape. She's the full package actually. Quite honestly, she could have ANY man she wants… but I think she would be much better off with a non-celeb. Celebs are, for the most part, disgusting and self-centered. She can do WAY better than Brad who is now stuck with a boatload of immingrant children who he doesn't even love anyway but went along with anything Angie wants…
That's sure a case of the pot calling the kettle black. Don't you live with just a dog??? Where's your man?? Oh, that's right you don't have one!! Maybe you should "ready" your vag and home for spinsterhood.
Why do you hate Jennifer Anniston? Of ALL the celebrities you pick on - this one makes no sense. I do understand that the unpleasant people of perezhilton.com are obsessed with Angelina Jolie, but seriously hating on Jennifer Anniston is tired. I wonder if the blackguards at perezhilton could even go a day without writing negative post? Challenge!
this is one of the dumbest posts you've ever made perez. I really enjoy your website and get a lot of laughs, but this is just ridiculous and mean spirited for no reason. you are supposed to be an open minded person - this is totally the opposite. You're talking about a woman who is self made, beautiful, etc. etc. Do you really think she still gives a rats ass about Brad and Angelina? come on…i dont know why you hate her so much but you should get over it. if it was madonna or lady gaga, you'd have nothing but praise for them.
Oh please, she can have almost any man she wants. her problem is that she only dates the latest hot leading actors. She one of those people who has to date a famous guy, she doesnt want to be seen dating a nobody.
Oh for the love of Louboutins Mario! Lay off the Aniston! Bitch has got a baaaangin body, tons of money, and spends her time fucking some of the sexiest men in Hollywood. She's like the female equivalent of George Clooney, who people give mad props to for being this sexy bachelor….but the Aniston is a spinster for doing the same thing? Shit, if a spinster nowadays consisters of being hot, tons of money, and banging hot ment then a signs me up please!!!!
P.S.
Should we feel sorry for Aniston who has the freedom to renovate her house and come and go as she pleases, or Angelina who has a litter of children to take care of 24/7 and a partner with a nasty beard? I think the answer is obvious
Read this and learn something, you worthless douchebag: A "spinster" is an out-dated Victorian term for a woman who's never married and not likely to be married (and NOT by HER choice). Jennifer Aniston HAS been married; she is a DIVORCEE. Asshole.
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Some women have no desire to marry, and there's nothing wrong with it, just as there's nothing wrong with a man who decides not to marry. Marriage isn't an end-all/be-all. She and Pitt were over a LONG time ago; it's not a topic SHE brings up. Nitwits like YOU do, because you can't believe that she's not pining away for that idiot who hooked up with Angelina Whorelie. She's moved on … you need to move on too for once.
she won't be alone forever, Perez,
BUT YOU WILL.
perez, you are an asshole. jen is gorgeous, wealthy and free to do whatever she wants, when she wants. better alone than in bad company. there are MILLIONS AND MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of women who would trade places with her…women who don't love their husbands or their lives but they are stuck because they can't afford to live on their own.
suck it.
You are a very bitter person, Mario.
Your comments are so sexist and twisted towards JA, it's obvious that the miserable one here is only YOU.
Get a life.
Re: tallchick – 5 STAR POST! You are totally right!
Man what's your beef with Jennifer!!? She's COOL!!! You're so weird on why you pick on some people!!!!!! You pick on women that have strong self esteem and might not be living their life according to how you see they should! You're SO not one to talk regarding your virgin status Perez!!!! At least she regularly GETS SOME!
As usual, Mario's snide comments about Aniston "needing' a man in her life is a reflection of Mario's desperate need to have a man in HIS life. My guess is Mario is the one who secretly fears that he will spend his golden years alone (or in his case with his dogs).
Re: MileyCyrusLooksLikeAChipmunk – awww I agree with everything you just said EXCEPT the part about brad not loving his children! That's terrible! You can totally tell he truly loves all 6 of his beautiful little angels! Especially Z. He has a special place in his heart for her
i dunno, perez. i'm going to have to disagree with you on this one. honestly, i love jen. sure, i think angelina's a better actress, but she's too showy. i sympathize with jen.. and you should too. i read those tweets of yours.. you know how much men suck!
Well I love Jennifer Aniston. Just because she is single, it doesn't mean a bad thing. She has a great career and looks happy. She has said in interviews that she just is having fun and she doesn't need a man to do that. Who says you always need to have a man?
I think she is doing so well for herself and she is probably pretty fucking thankful her cheater ex husband is not her problem anymore. But the tabloids think Angelina is getting the boot so that Pitt can go back to Jennifer Maniston. I bet Jenn is giggling at that because I would hope she is way better than to take back leftovers that were already leftovers.
At least she doesn't still live with her Mom, sister and dog douchebag (the sister and dog are interchangeable). Your soaking tub is filled with support hose and Spanx. And your Mom keeps borrowing your Oil of Ogay.
actually, i went and clicked the link to the original article (at People) and they are offering the same slant. Stupid! She needs to stop being linked to everything about Brad and Angelina, and they need to stop being linked to everything about her! Seriously! This is 5 year old dramz, jebus. Let's get some new material.
My goodness, Perez, you are the most shallow person in the world. You used to be known as the "queen of mean" because you poked at celebrities who were too big for their britches. Now you're just a bully… or, I guess, whomever is writing this blog now is a bully.
No woman needs a man. I'm not a zealot about women's rights, but even though I love my husband dearly, I know that I don't need a man to live. Moreover, I'd rather spend my life surrounded by cats than to ever meet someone as callous and vain as you, Perez. On that subject, can we please stop calling "lonely women" cat women? I have a very active social life and have a bunch of cats; that neither makes me insane nor lonely, I just like to give life to homeless animals.
Seriously? Perez, you are ridiculous. I used to be addicted to your site and looked at it every day. Now, I totally agree with most of the people that have left comments and have decided to stop. You are ridiculous and a complete hypocrite. Not once have I heard of Jennifer Aniston talking about her cats and you shove you fugly goldendoodle in everyone's faces - you are the spinster and had better ready your junk for a lifetime of being alone. You have a very skewed perception of true beauty and it's a shame that you are in a position where you have influence of what young people's self images may become. This last post criticizing a perfectly strong woman that looks fabulous is the last straw for me. I'm so off of Perez. Grow up Mario and get a life.
GOD I AM SO SICK OF THIS WHEN WILL JEN FIND SOMEONE BULL SHIT WHO CARES! MAYBE SHE IS HAPPY ALONE!!
NOW SHE SHOULD STEAL BRAD AND ANGIES KIDS AND PUBLUSH A MAG WITH THEM ALL PERFECT IN A FAMILY SETTING ON the FRONT COVER OF EVERY MAG ! NOW WHAT JOLIE HAHHHAAHAHAHA THAT WOULD BE THE BEST!
Ooh, harsh. I like Jen. Besides the term "spinster" was originally intended to indicate a woman who spun wool, thereby living independently of a male wage. Jen certainly has enough $$ of her own. Also, socially, why is it that women above a certain age who are unmarried are "spinsters" and men like George Clooney are considered "bachelors"?
U r such a hater, Perez. Im sure the only thing u cuddle up to at night is your dog and I shudder to think what you'll be like at 40. Probably way less hot than Jen. She is HARDLY a spinster or old lonely cat lady, she's a hot successfull actress with a great career and far more rich and talented and beautiful than most people.
she at least has had relationships, you on the other hand fatboy will die (hopefully soon) alone
I guess its time for her to clean out that used up vag!
This, coming from the computer of another single person. Ri-i-i-i-ight.
Interested men don't care if there's a T.V. at the foot of the bed. They quite like it, actually.
For god's sake Perez, can you at least get through one post without a spelling or grammatical error?? You do get paid for it. Take some pride in your work!
Wow . . . you might be a bitch, Perez but karma is a much bigger one. You're going to get yours one day.
I have no clue why you constantly insist on bashing her. When you are in a relationship with someone that you truly love, it takes a lot of time to recover, heal and move on. She knows what kind of love that she is capable of having, so why should she settle for someone who doesn't ignite it just for people to think she has moved on? Kudos to her, she is waiting for the real deal, and having fun in the meantime. It's what every confident beautiful woman should do. She doesn't need to settle, and she probably can't find anybody good enough for HER. The more you bash her, the less I like you. Jennifer is probably one of the most beloved women in Hollywood.
What exactly is Perez's beef with Jen?
and why he is so in love with Angelina? Gaga I get, you can see they are friendly but has even met Angelina? I doubt she't take the time to chat or pose, that would be cute or silly and Ang doesn't do cute or silly…That would actually make her seem approachable.
I am creating an count just so I can comment on this post. I think it so cruel and disgusting the way you make fun of Jennifer Aniston. There are many celebrities that are well deserving of the crude comments and Aniston is definitely not one of them. Please have a heart and leave the poor girl alone. I love reading your site and just might have to stop if you keep up with her. It is really that bad!
Perez,I just dont get why you have to beat down on Jennifer on everysingle one your postings you do of her.. Just because she does not kiss your ass –You are an idiot everyone choses a way of life just because she is not with a man and kids does not mean she is unhappy.. By the way that bitch Angelina Jolie is a homewrecker whore.. Brad was married to Jennifer they were not even separated when they got involved— Just because she is doing a lot of public charity events does not excuse her from her wrong doing .. and what she does all her charity work on the public eye that must be becuase she wants to be perceived as the good girl in the story.. well she is not—she will never be happy with anyone,, she will never learn to appreciate a good man becuase you know what Karma is a bitch –she did get involve with a married man. and thats that!!
you are just jealous of Jennifer Aniston –she has a great life without having to kiss your ass to have good postings on your website—
fuck you perez
She already did the marriage thing and got pretty fucked over. There are still covers about her divorce 5 years later. I never see you say anything mean about George Clooney and he has spoken very openly about never remarrying. I am soo fucking tired of the damn cat lady stereotype.
God forbid she make her house the way she wants it… Good for her. Our society should be over this whole "need a man to be a real woman" crap. People who choose to be single deserve not to get crap about how they live their lives. Pretty hypocritical to make fun of her, coming from someone pushing gay rights, isn't it?
Fuck you Perez, you are so shallow and mean. You are a total idiot.
She's 40, 10x beautiful than Drag-gelina and clearly doesn't need a man to be happy.
Btw what do you have besides your mom and your dog (who im sure you sodomize when you have no porn to watch). Stop mocking about peaople and look at youserlf first.
good for her! All those hollywood relationships go to shit anyways, Perez your such a loser to be trying to call out anyone on equal rights, all you do is shit on women
you actually disgust me. you are so full of hate, what is your problem? is it any wonder you have to post videos about how desperate you are for a date, who would EVER want to date you, you are so full of spite. rot in hell pervez.
You've been a real dick in your post lately.
Besides, I thought it was a man's dream to have tv at the foot of the bed!
With all her crazy fans eagerly slapping her together to any breathing male, desperate that JenJen "will find a man HOTTER THAN BRAD" to avenge their own hate and insecurity against Angelina Jolie, how could this cold-hearted, child-hating woman bring herself to even thinking of "finding a man" to settle with. I for one believe she is a LESBIAN in the closet, unable to come out to maintain her "girl net door" image. She's made this house into welcoming her secret Yoga teacher lover LOL!!!!
Ummm… Renovatin' a bathroom = Spinsterhood? This has to be the stupidest worthless posting you've put on here to date Perez. She is FREE and I bet she is bangin' as many Hollywood studs as she can until the right one comes along that really knows how to BANG…and she's found him… Mr. 300… Total opposite of your 'story'. The REAL story is that Gerard and her are madly in love…She's remodeled it because she wants someone to SHARE it with.
This pisses me off! Why is it when a woman decides she'd like to stay single, she's a spinster but when a man stays single he's an intriguing bachelor?
I highly doubt Jen has any probs getting a date with a body like that!!
What do you call a gay middle aged guy who has to make a video tape of himself 'begging' for someone to date him? DESPERATE AND PATHETIC
SAD BUT IT SEEMS TO BE TRUE, AFTER ALL SHE'S IN HER 40'S AND IN THE SAME YEARS SHE HAS BEEN THRU A NUMBER OF MEN, HER EX ALREADY HAS 6 KIDS, STABLE HOME AND THRIVING CAREER. MORE EVIDENCE THAT SHE NEVER HAD HER MIND ON FAMILY, IF SHE HASN'T HAD ANY KIDS BY NOW, SHE NEVER WILL. MAYBE SHE CAN HAVE A "I STILL THINK I'm 22" PARTY WITH MARIAH CAREY. SHAME, SHE IS A PRETTY GIRL AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE WON'T HAVE ANY BIOLOGICAL KIDS.
I just wish her home were located somewhere in the Pacific Ocean.I'm just sick and tired of her ugly face.She is certainly the most overrated talentless actress in Hollywood. God,can't she take a long vacation ate least?!
I found the photo spread and I officially want Jen's life. The house is very casual cool and I think I could manage to live there just fine. Problem was, no photos of the spa bathroom! What's up with that?!
She almost as ugly as meg ryan
I'd take the cats over a husband any day of the week. Just be single and date and do what you want- how could that be unsatisfying?????
Isn't she a little old to be wearing a see through dress like this one? She doesn't realy have 17 cats, does she? It's against the law to own more than 4. Otherwise, you are a hoarder and they will come and take them away. why are all you people being so defensive of her? She has no talent, is a plain jane, hasn't done anything successful since Friends and has a huge chin. Boo hoo - why does everyone feel sorry for her? Life goes on, and she's not 20years old any more.