Maniston Readies Her Vag And Home For A Lifetime of Being Alone
Has she really given up completely???
Looks like Jennifer Aniston is readying herself for spinsterhood!!
Maniston's Beverly Hills home has gone under 2 1/2 years of renovations, most notably ridding the space of any special accommodations for gentleman callers.
Architectural Digest magazine reports, "[The house] originally had his-and-hers baths, but Aniston has turned the 'his' into a spa bath with a soaking tub."
Her platform bed also have a TV at the foot of it!! Probably so she can watch Mr. & Mrs. Smith and cry into a carton of Ben & Jerry's!!
She also has named the home "Ohana," which is the Hawaiin idea of extended family. Is her extended family in regards to her 17 cats????
We think Jen needs a roommate. Why doesn't she have Susan Boyle and her feline friends join the party?? It could be like a modern day, really sad version of The Brady Bunch!!!
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Yea okay, we get it. Whatever Jennifer Aniston does, you'll hate it and no matter what Angelina Jolie does, you'll love it. Lady Gaga can do no wrong, Madonna will never fall off her pedestal, Vanessa Hudgens and Kristen will never earn any complements here, etc. The list goes on. You're so predictable. This site has become a big yawn.
Plus there are major benefits of NOT BEING A HOME WRECKING SLUT. And those are that would definintely make Jens vagina a lot tighter than Angelina's… HA that bitch is so used now, you could most likely lose your watch in there….
I am going to just stop reading Perez's site. Myself, along with many of my girlfriends were talking about this site just the other night and it has really gone to hell. It used to be fun to read and used to have REALLY current news. Now he has just turned into another issue of People with typos. None of the information is interesting to read anymore. Really? You put a post about Jennifer Aniston's damn bathroom on here? It's not even worth reading through the rest of the posts. Perez has become passe and that can be proven through his mundane posts.
ALL the weeklies are reporting that brad and ang are about to announce their separation and he's been talking to jen. i know rumors are rumors, but where there's smoke there's usually fire. and there has been a LOT of smoke!
Re: BottomAceNJ – Very well said! Isn't it great that Brad dumped her as s when he did? Now he got a huge family he always wanted. Remember he said "I want seven kids", which Aniston rolled her eyes saying "he'd be lucky to get two". Well guess what, he got six now. What a good riddance that was.
Oh, brother. 'Cause we all can't survive without a man, or SO. How enlightened are you?
leave her alone; she is beautiful, talented, and has a great house. She rocks!
why should jen have a his and her's bath when she currently does not have a his. personally i think jen is fab, and i don't understand your issue with her. she is sooo much better the that homewrecker angelina.
I hate how your so mean to Jen Anniston. How is having a TV at the end of her platflorm bed ushering her into spinsterhood? And everything else? She was just redecorating her effing HOUSE! Goodness. You judge and judge and judge Jen so harshly yet you bow down to your lovely Lady Gaga all the time for god knows what.
This post is disgusting.
It is hard to be single.. and maybe this is what she wants for herself right now anyways. Is she supposed to live the way that you want her to? Does she not have the right to decorate her house however she wants to?
Jesus, who is writing this thing? Did Perez suffer some head trauma that we're not aware of?
You guys aren't even trying anymore, are you?
"It could be like a modern day, really sad version of The Brady Bunch!!!"
Hilarious. Really funny. Comedy genius. Great observation. Blah.
Re: miafrea – "u keep your dog on a leassh so he cant run away". that is the funniest thing i have read in a long time and u are so correct. i love it.
Perez.. When was the last time you had a real relationship?
At least shes been in many committed relationships.
And you can't exactly talk about her being a cat lady.. You live with a dog. Alone.
LOOK AT HER BODY!!!
can someone put this picture next to one of Angelina and tell me why everyone thinks Angelina is hotter.
And Jen just keeps looking better with age, can't wait to see what she'll look like in 10 years!
SHUT UR FACE PEREZ…. look i hate this bitch but hate her b/c she sucks… not because she chooses to be single. Such a dble standard!
Leave Rachel alone!!
Perez-isn't that where you are? At least it seemed it in that pathetic video made with you trying to explain why u are single.
The happiest I ever was , was when I lived alone. She can have sex with any guy she wants , then go home or kick him out.
WHY do you hate her so much??????? is it because she has everything you would love to have in life but never will? what is your problem?????
don't be a bitch perez.
take a look at yourself in the mirror and then realise that you're the one that's probably going to die alone.
remind me again mario…..who is it you are dating at the moment? yes thats right noone. even after you post pathetic videos of yourself online begging for a bf, you still have noone! i love jennifer aniston, i dont know what your problem is with her. if u remember correctly, it was angelina that was the home wrecker! but ofcourse, angelina is very very successful so thats why you have your nose up her ass, just as you have it up GagGags. thats how you operate, by riding on others coat tails, and quite frankly, its pathetic. wait till GagGag's fame dries up, then she will no longer be your 'wifey', as you will dump her like u have done with so many others. PATHETIC SAD LITTLE MAN. then again it was probs big babs that posted this, who is just as bad.
Did you draw those cats? I'd say it's pretty good artwork! It doesn't look as childlike and clumsy as your farts and peen doodles.
I have four cats and hate that stereotype of a crazy cat lady. FYI! Cats are very clean animals and loving! I would rather have their love than any man. Plus nice guys love cats and I have NO problem in that department, but who says you have to get married to be happy.
I LOVE HER!!! I hope she breaks a million hearts and gets the king she deserves.
Why is it wrong to focus on oneself? I call it the ultimate freedom.
she is definitly sexual frustreded and she is going crazy now just like the kids on realworld
Re: Jenfraud – @92 - Wow. Do you just make shit up now? Child hating woman? Really? Be very careful with what you say or claim as fact rather than just your opinion. Even the lesbian thing is really pushing it regardless even if cloaked as your just being nasty opinion.
Ha ha ha ha! Oh Perez, you made me laugh so much. Looks like Man is claiming to not have those children she promised she would have by the time she turned 40. Is she like showing her boobs there? It looks gross to see an old lady trying to look hot with a fake and bought body. Is that her underwear hiding her belly button? She is all about attention to her. She is too short and still too ugly. Looks like Gerard hit the road after the make out. She must have scared him!
Perez, I usually agree with alot of what you say but WOW! Damn dude lay off Jennifer Aniston. What the hell has she done to you? She and Brad Pitt (who BTW has turned into a fucking weirdo since hooking up with Angelina) split 5 years ago. I am pretty sure she is over it by now. Back off!
hey don't be mean to her! be mean to that hypocrite crazy whore angelina!
Is it true she has std?
dude, I seriously doubt Jennifer could care less about Brad or Angie. Actually I bet they're all really good friends, and Angelina and Jennifer just fight for the publicity.