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Mistress Offended By Tiger Woods Golf Balls

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We don't understand the problem! You make a living having balls on your face, now it's a problem that your face is on balls?

Joslyn James, porn star and Tiger Woods' swamp donkey mistress #9357 has kept pretty mum about her time with the douchebag golfer, but recently spoke out at a press conference to protest the new line of golf balls that feature images of all of Woods' mistresses.

You'd think for a second that this ho had an ounce of integrity and didn't want to further promote the scandal, but then she explained why she doesn't want her face on the product, or any subsequent profits relating to them.

"It is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it — because golfers hit their golf balls with a lot of force. As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club hitting a ball with my photo on it. I don't think that Tiger would want my picture on a golf ball."

WTF? Is she serious?

Apparently so, as she brought lawyer Gloria Allred along, who claims,

"Hitting a woman or an image of a woman is not a sport…this would be no different than using a picture of a woman's face for target practice."

Joslyn sent a cease & desist letter to Creative Classics, the company that is producing the golf balls, requesting her face removed from the collection.

Okay, you crazy whore, we don't think with violence against women is acceptable in any capacity, but you have exploited and demeaned yourself by sleeping with a married man and then cashing in on the publicity and suffering of a HIS WIFE who does not need to hear about your bitching because some cartoon that looks like you is being painted on a golf ball.

Go back to your porn career, where we're sure you feel valued and appreciated, and not an ounce objectified as a woman.

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61 comments to “Mistress Offended By Tiger Woods Golf Balls”

  1. jham says – reply to this


    1

    I think it's a funny concept (aside from his poor wife's reaction), however, she has the right to dictate where her image is used and sold. I can kinda see what she's sayin' - I wouldn't want hundreds of people hitting my image with a 5 iron.

  2. Laura says – reply to this


    2

    come one, the sanctity of marriage isn't all that holy, ask her partner, mr. woods. Porn is her job, doesn't mean she wants her face on golf balls, what women would? Jeez, come off dude.



  3. 3

    Speaking of Douchbags!! Where the hell is Mario that RatbasTARD!!!!



  4. 4

    Right on Perez!!!!!!



  5. 5

    She should have a say if someone is using her image to make money. And just because she slept with a married man doesn't mean she deserves to have her face hit around. If she has been a victim of violence of course this is touchy for her.



  6. 6

    Oh really? I could of sworn her face was put on the ball to remind her for all the times tiger will hit an ace into her hole.



  7. 7

    its certainly ironic considering elins weapon of choice when she found out!



  8. 8

    Oh jeez, the girl doesn't care about her face on a ball, just like her dates, she wants to get PAID for it! That's all that matters to this sperm guzzler!



  9. 9

    Yeah, you're a real spokesperson for morality douchebag, lmao. Christ, with your druggie past and your trolling for twinks, she looks like a fucking saint.



  10. 10

    What a stupid whore!! YES - YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING YOU GET!! In some countries you'd get your head chopped off for your disgusting behaviour!! Be thank-ful that you live in a place that does not permit acts of violence. Maybe if you did live in a country where being a whore is punishable by law you might of thought twice about sleeping with a married man and contributing to the destruction of a family. Sorry skank…I'm saving my pity for more deserving folks…like the Haitians..



  11. 11

    You're not even TRYING to hide your mysoginy anymore are you Perez? Do you even know how much violence there is directed at women who work in the sex industry? Oh but you don't give a shit ’cause they're just "whores" not REAL women. You are getting worse and worse Perez. FUCK YOU. Human rights are human rights. They apply to everyone.



  12. 12

    LOL! Love it!
    p.s. Why do all these haters comment on posts? How silly! If y'all really hate Perez this much why do you come to his site? You know your boosting his revenue by giving him hits, not to mention wasting your time on negativity- you even made a log-in! LOL! What a waste of time/energy. You haters make me laugh!



  13. 13

    …but that'll be the bitch that wins the 100 grand on the Howard Stern show TWBP.



  14. 14

    a pron star wanting to be respected as a woman? thanks for the laugh, you usless whore. go back to objectifying women everywhere.



  15. 15

    Perez, you said she's been largely quiet, so how has she "cashed in"? Just b/c someone is a hooker or sleeps with a married man does not mean they deserve any degradation anyone decides to throw at them!



  16. 16

    Josley James doesn't judge you & your sordid lifestyle so leave her alone. What she does with her body is her CHOICE and we all should respect each other's CHOICES. DUH!!!



  17. 17

    SLUT. She deserves whatever she gets.



  18. 18

    "You make a living having balls on your face, now it's a problem that your face is on balls?"

    ROFLMAO!!! That's the best line I've heard yet Perez. Thanks!



  19. 19

    I'm totally stealing "Swamp Donkey"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  20. 20

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    ya right, Fatboy - you'd suck Tiger's black hog if he had TEN wives (it would never happen - Tiger would never let a fat, ugly mongoloid like you touch him , of course)
    -



  21. 21

    LMFAO U SAID IT PEREZ. FUCK THIS HO. !!!



  22. 22

    Oh Gloria, please! There are golf balls with all kinds of images on them! and is your client more, less or equally as offended as Elin when she found out about her and Tiger? My heart bleeds.



  23. 23

    I agree especially about Tiger's wife not needing to hear some whiney slut whine on.



  24. 24

    Checkmate Bitch!



  25. 25

    Perez, she's not asking to not be objectified, she's asking to not be HIT.

    You should honestly just delete the line about "not thinking violence against women is acceptable in any capacity" (sic) because obviously, you think if she sells herself for sex, she's asking for it. Or at least that she deserves whatever abuse she gets.

    I bet if she were gay, you'd be outraged. EQUAL rights means equal rights for HUMANS. Heterosexuals have as much right to defend their feelings of personal safety as anyone else does. And that includes HUMANS that work in the sex industry.



  26. 26

    Hahaha. Well, let her hire Gloria Allred and try to squeeze some money out of somebody, somewhere.She's a whore … that's what they do! It's the GOLF ball that gets hit, not your porn face you dumbass.



  27. 27

    @I'll-be-your-pinupgirl- Perez doesn't care about anyone's rights…unless they're gay,lesbian, or puppies. :]

    I, personally, agree with this lady. What women would want their face on a ball that is going to be hit around with a huge club?



  28. 28

    Don't compare consensual sex with violence, Mario. How is consensual sex demeaning, explain it to me. If she consents to be objectified, that's her thing. She may be crazy she may be a whore, who knows, but a woman has the righ to do what she wants to with her body.



  29. 29

    you go perezzie!!!! fuck this ho she deserves this!! stupid whore.



  30. 30

    Re: tkbutler – shut the fuck up. that is bullshit.



  31. 31

    Re: Honk_If_You_Hate_Perez – druggy past? please elaborate!



  32. 32

    I'd take up golf in a minute if someone invented a set of Tiger themed golf balls. Photos of his lying face, his sorry wang, his left and right nut respectively, his asshole, and his temple. *thwack* I'm just sayin…



  33. 33

    I was wondering why those bimbos had not sent cease and desist letters yet.



  34. 34

    you took the words right out of my mouth! THANK YOU PEREZ!



  35. 35

    Re: jumbie
    Simple and sweet.



  36. 36

    That rant would be a lot more forceful and convincing and all if I could actually ready it. All those typos for real Perez?! LAZY!



  37. 37

    Putting any woman's face on a golf ball though is kinda creepy and I can see why someone would object. I agree tho that she shouldn't use trying to stop the use of her image on them as yet another way to attract attention & publicity & $$$.



  38. 38


  39. 39

    Gloria Allred? Really?
    Don't trust that bitch– she represented the kid from the '93 Michael Jackson molestation case. She's nothing but trouble…



  40. 40

    She has a right to dictate her image as used dork fuck. Its not like she is 18 or was with stds like sasha fucked up for life in the head perverted Grey. I do feel for her, just makes me so mad.



  41. 41

    Re: mollyschambers – From one source - P.S. Here is some information on "Perez" and how he stole a check from a friend and deposited into his account while he was using CRYSTAL METH. This guy is a drug addict, criminal, and thief. "Perez Hilton, of PageSixSixSix fame–but whose real name shall remain verboten because, unlike him, I have some tact–is a total thief. He got run out of L.A. because he is a meth addict and a thief. The boy had the gumption to steal a check from a friend's apartment and then deposit it into his own account as a third-party check. Like his ass wouldn't get caught. But Tina makes you do stupid things. He did get caught, though I'm not sure what happened with his court case. This happened like eight months ago. Check fraud, forgery, theft. Then his blog takes off and people in L.A. started posting comments to it about the theft. He deletes them all. So you heard it here first. If he gets any more famous, tell people not to let Perez get too close to your dresser drawers, because if he is cracked he will steal from you regardless of the consequences



  42. 42

    She is right. But Gloria Allred makes my skin crawl.



  43. 43

    I think its a great idea maybe its different for her bc she is used to have ball on her chin and on the green….. I think because she and the rest of them knew she was that AIDS - INFESTED pig was married that mauybe being hit in the faqce with a golf club is what she DESERVES. dumb fucking slut



  44. 44

    I hope they all get hit in the face with a golf club, shot or get aids.. .that will teach them for being dumb whores……. eye for an eye bitches.. You ruin and embarrass Elin and disrespect her knowing that Tiger is a married man, she should have full right in the participation in ending your life… seriously. Plus I bet ALL of your mothers and fathers must be really proud of you. At least you amounted or should I say MOUNTED something. Plus Rachel U. your fiance is most likely happy he died in 9/11 before you turned into such a fucking whore. But you have been shown to be a long time slut by sleeping with married men while their wives a preggers right?! Do you know how cheap it is for a box of bullets?! Alot cheaper than a divorce lawyer…. thats NO JOKE…



  45. 45

    Oh, give me a break! Someone please drown this ho!



  46. 46

    She wanted to fuck a celeb. She fucked a celeb (or so she claims). No matter what you do, there is a price to pay. I think it's funny as hell, of course I am someone who also wants to see John Edwards' sex tape for a laugh so that shows you where my sense of humor is.



  47. 47

    Oh yes, and by the way … Gloria Allred is the Al Sharpton of white female lawyers.



  48. 48

    PORNSTAR + DIGNITY = ?



  49. 49

    ANOTHER BLATANTLY SEXIST COMMENT…WAY TO GO PEREZ, YOU LIVE TO OFFEND, SO THERE YA GO!



  50. 50

    Re: Honk_If_You_Hate_Perez – I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE! HE WILL SAY THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO DEFAME HIM, BUT WHEN YOUR BESTIES AND "WIFEY" ARE KNOWN JUNKIES, ITS DOESN'T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE IT OUT! I NEED TO FIND THAT ARTICLE WEAR LADY BLAH BLAH ADMITS SHE IS A COKEHEAD AND WOULD STARE IN THE MIRROR FOR HOURS AND TWEAK OUT BY CHANGING HER HAIR/CLOTHES HUNDREDS OF TIMES A NIGHT…HEY JUST LIKE NOW! PEREZ CAN'T HIDE THE METH SORES FOREVER! AND BLAH BLAH NEVER EVEN TRIED TO HIDE HER TRACK MARKS. EWWWWW!



  51. 51

    Hellz yeah Perez! I'm most def not for violence against either sex but come on she's on idiot. Really like you said she's cashing in on her slutty acts so you gotta think that there are gonna be a few people pissed off at you. And her reasons are ridiculous.



  52. 52

    what image.she's a skank



  53. 53

    Waa-Waa-Waa…
    She's not a whore for her job…she's a whore for sleeping with a married man!
    Fuck people…how many of you actually think that is ok…and u are sticking up for her…where are people's morals these days…its just sad.
    Im sure shes a good person..good friend…bla bla..but I mean…what would you call the girl that fucked you husband…:(



  54. 54

    PARODY covers a multitude of sins.



  55. 55

    she's out of her fucking mind. just another grab for attention and an attempt to play the "pity me" card. get over yourself, little girl. you got yourself into this situation by fucking tiger. now you're gonna have to suck it up and accept the consequences of your actions.

  56. Noxx says – reply to this


    56

    Perez, you're more of a whore than any one woman could ever be, and you're a misogynist. Somehow I bet you'd have an issue if some corporate fuck wanted to make money off putting your face on golf balls for homophobes to hit around the green.

  57. @v@ says – reply to this


    57

    The link to violence here is a real stretch, imo, and tenuous at best; and a play for a cut from the ball sales, at the very least. Besides, these would more likely be collector's items sitting up on some guy's bar in their basement. Sponsors put all sorts of things on golf balls. *Shrugs*.



  58. 58

    This ho can't be serious, she fucked a married man. She is in porn. Doesn't that degrade women enough? Does she actually think if anyone buys these golf balls that they will actually use them? They will keep them on a shelf. No one would actually play with them. They would be collectibles and people wouldnt want to lose them. She is just wanting money, plain and simple. If she were worried about women being hit, she wouldn't be doing porn either.



  59. 59

    Tell it Perezito!
    Bezos



  60. 60

    so dumb



  61. 61

    2012 the end of the world i coming soon! Sign a whore asking for respect!