Don't Mess With J Lo's Old Pooch - He Bites!
We're sure it's probably the babysitter's fault.
Floyd Von Weierhof, a guard dog to the stars and a precious animal friend, not only has the best name ever, but has a bit of a bitch streak in him and abuses the hired help more than the celebs he works!
Actually, we can't account for that.
Lisa Cimino, a babysitter for West Wing star Nicole Robinson, filed a lawsuit against her because Floyd bit her last month at the celeb's Upper East Side apartment!!
Floyd apparently got his thirst for celebrity assistant's blood when he worked for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony and attacked a flight attendant, their housekeeper, and their personal assistant! J Lo must have been tired of getting phonecalls from her attorney while she was trying on her Louboutins so she told Floyd it just wasn't going to work out and sent him packing to Robinson in 2007!
Poor Floyd! He's had all this training as a guard dog and is just trying to do his job!! All those assistants were probably moochers and jerks!!
Clearly, we're joking.
Floyd is obviously much too badass for the glamorous life and would be better suited at a high security prison, or maybe at the homes of Michael Lohan, Tiger Woods, or John Edwards!
Perfect matches all around!!
[Image via WENN.]
Completely Gratuitous
Kimmel Is Killing It!
LOL awesome name
no such thing as a bad dog - only bad owners……….
This is very surprising to me. Our family purchased one of J Lo's dog's siblings from a breeder in South Carolina. Prices for the dogs start out at $20,000. They are put through rigorous training and self control is one of the main things that is instilled in the animals. They spend 2 years in Germany in obedience training and 6 months in protection training. Our dog's commands are in german, but she understands dutch, french and english. She is a wonderful and protective companion to our four children! Obviously, the owners were not the ones up to par!
She was lucky. It was only a bite by a relatively normal dog.
If it was a pit bull, there'd be an arm missing, or a hand missing, or the victim would be dead.
And all the pit bull crazies would be blaming the victim!
Re: RobPnMeShouldB – SHUT UP! HOW MANY IDIOTS ARE OUT THERE! FUCK DOGS WHO BITE AND KILL PEOPLE-THEY CAN ALL TAKE A DIRT NAP!
WHAT KIND OF IDIOTS WOULD HAVE NOT HAD IT PUT DOWN BY NOW OR DONATED TO A POLICE ACADEMY?
DOGS ARE GREAT WHEN THEY DON'T BITE AND WHEN SCUMMY PEOPLE DON'T OWN THEM UNSTERILISED. THAT UGLY DOG SHOULD TAKE A DIRT NAP ALONG WITH KANYE WEST. WASTE OF SPACE BOTH OF THEM.
KANYEWEST= DOUCHEBAG"
That shit pisses me off!!!!!!!!!!! Every dog has it in them to bite. With the proper training it can be fixed!!!!!!!!!! JLo and al these actors have the money to get a proper dog trainer!!!!! Grrrr…. thep like this piss me off. Dumb as babysitter! I bet she made the dog upset! Stupid bitch is trying to get some cash!
THEREIS NO SUCHTHING AS BAD DOG!!!ONLY BAD OWNERS!!!!
Bring on the Dog Whisperer!!!!
Re: Bella02 – GUESS THERE ARE MILLIONS OF SHITTY OWNERS THEN? KIND OF AN EPIDEMIC? FUCK DOGS THAT BITE!
KILL ALL OF THEM!
Re: DoubleECupMagus – Actually, yes, owners have no idea what they are doing. I'm a dog behaviorist and trainer. You are extremely ignorant like a lot of people about dog behavior. All dogs bites. It's usually based on something the human is doing that the dog finds threatening, or how they were treated/raised. You are a complete idiot. This dog was trained to protect and something happened to trigger that dog's defenses. He does not deserve to be put down. He just needs responsible owner and a trainer. That's it. All dogs bite which mean you're saying kill all dogs. YES. All dogs bite. It just depends on whether or not they've had the circumstances to illicit that bite. Dogs are animals. Plain and simple. And you are a stupid, ignorant asshole, plain and simple.
I'm a dog behaviorist and trainer. Yes, all dogs bite. Not all of them are dangerous and need to be put down due to a bite. This dog was trained to be aggressive. He would need training to learn otherwise or responsible pet owners. It's not his fault, he's an ANIMAL. He's doing what he knows.
Good job asshole. Are you trying to get this dog euthanized or are you really just that dumb?
I'm shocked she didn't skinn him alive to make a fur coat.
damn her hair is fried.
That bitch needs to just go away. And im Not talking about the dog. I totally agree w the ppl saying theres no such thing as a bad dog, just bad owners.