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Fifth Fast & Furious Crashing Into Theaters! 14 Year Old Boys Cheer

2/04/2010 8:15 PM ET | Filed under: Film Flickers • Vin Diesel

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We guess they really have nothing better to do!!

Despite being the dumbest movies ever made, get ready for a fifth Fast and Furious!!

Paul Walker and Vin Diesel, who thought they were better than the franchise and didn't do the third film, came back for the fourth, which brought in $350 million, and now are both signed on for five.

We wonder what this one's going to be called. Please let it be 5 Fast 5 Furious!!! These movies bleed money, they don't even need to try to make it good, or have the title make sense, for that matter!

U can just shut your brain off for an hour and a half and watch the cars blow up!!

The movie will be hitting theaters in 2011.

Will U be watching???
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41 comments to “Fifth Fast & Furious Crashing Into Theaters! 14 Year Old Boys Cheer”



  1. 1

    Just because you're not a real man Perez doesn't mean others don't like fast cars.



  2. 2

    Sorry Perez-but it made a lot of money for a reason! I love all the movies.



  3. 3

    jajajajajjajajaj



  4. 4

    I absolutely LOVE these movies! Gay men just don't get it!



  5. 5

    not really the last one was really boring to much love story n crying I got bored early on.



  6. 6

    TSK TSK MARIO , I DON'T SEE ANY LADY GOO GOO STORIES.
    PERHAPS ITS PEENY HAS LEFT A BAD TASTE IN YOUR STINKING MOUTH , YOU SELF LOATHING QUUEN



  7. 7

    *whispers* I l.o.v.e. The Fast & The Furious 3: Tokyo Drift…



  8. 8

    You would think happy 14 year old boys would make Mario happy. Guess not.



  9. 9

    cars rule yehaaaaaw this movie channels my inner kid JA



  10. 10

    whats funny is on the pic it is says vin diesel's name on michelles face and vice versa!!!!!



  11. 11

    If they make this kind of money they will keep making them. Seems like a good business decision.



  12. 12

    i actually love these movies…maybe no so much the last one…too much love, not enough car for me. but i'd pay to see another one.
    im a girl who likes fast cars. so these movies are ment for me :)



  13. 13

    i will be watching what evre comes on but no it should be caled fat and the furious



  14. 14

    i LOOOVE the fast and the furious, the 4th was my fav, perez the one girl wont be in it cause she DIED in the 4th movie, before you diss it watch it



  15. 15

    They should call it The Furious Five!



  16. 16

    I know the Director of the last 2 FF films. Justin Lin. He went to my grade School, Jr High, and High School. I taught his little brother how to roller skate.



  17. 17

    Do your research Perez… Its called FAST FIVE



  18. 18

    Do your research Perez… They already decided to call it FAST FIVE



  19. 19

    FAST FIVE



  20. 20

    cant wait for the 5th one



  21. 21

    YES IMA SO WATCH IT



  22. 22

    I love these movies and I am a 22 year female.



  23. 23

    I like them
    must be a guy thing



  24. 24

    yes if the stick to the formula…hot chicks…nice cars..good chases/crashes..killer soundtrack and vin making one facial expression while flexing



  25. 25

    It would be a brain cracking typical Vin Diesel movie. Lets see.



  26. 26

    fking rite il be watching :D drift was shit but the rest rocked…. notice who ever runs this site just hates everything llf except lady gaga! sad life



  27. 27

    I didn't realize they'd made any after the second one, so NO… I will not be wasting my money on this tired old script. I love fast cars, but I much prefer an interesting plot and characters.



  28. 28

    gay.
    gets it.



  29. 29

    Fast Cars=HOT!! Paul Walker=Insanely HOT!! I will be seeing this movie and
    I am sure I am not alone. These guys know how to do it…I love me some fast and furious bring it on..



  30. 30

    Letty a.k.a Michelle Rodrigue is dead in the films. So she aint coming back



  31. 31

    That looks like Stephen Dorff not Paul Walker……..



  32. 32

    actually vin diesel didnt do the 3rd movie because his stunt double died in the 2nd, soo



  33. 33

    I can't wait. Love me some Vin Diesel!!!



  34. 34

    These movies aren't meant to be Oscar contenders! They're meant to be fun movies! The type of movie that Americans want to watch! Look at the money movies like this make Ans look at the movies that win Oscars make! That is why I hate the Oscars! A bunch of old people voting on depressing ass movies, that Americans couldn't give a shit about!



  35. 35

    Perez your are stupid those movies rocked, and I don't think 350 million dollars is one of the dumbest movies ever. I bet you would love them if they had your precious gaga chick in them

  36. meggw says – reply to this


    36

    Mia DIED in the 4th movie, therefore, putting a question mark next to her isn't even correct



  37. 37

    We all know that you are the absolute WRONG person to make comments about movies. Avatar a bimb remember? Only "ok". Most of the movies you like…bomb and the movies you don't are blockbusters. So do us all a favor and quit making movie predictions. Dumbass.



  38. 38

    sigh



  39. 39

    Re: MyOpinionOnly – and Michelle came back in Avatar LOL… i stopped watching this movie after the first one, so i don't know how she died?! but way to go spoiler alert from other comments… and some said "fast five" lol sounds good

  40. Kail* says – reply to this


    40

    It's not that bad of a movie…when you watch it you have to keep in mind it's pure entertainment…it's not trying to win any awards!!



  41. 41

    the placement of their names on the poster really bothers me

    design fail :(