She Just Needs To Go To The Millionare Matchmaker
Oh Man(iston)!!
Despite remodeling her home to remove any traces of men so she could clutch her body pillow and cry herself to sleep at night in peace, Jennifer Aniston is up to her same old tricks!!
A source claims that her cats friends and booze aren't numbing the desperation loneliness for the American Bridget Jones, and so she's back on the personals section of Craigslist and posting away!!
However, she is apparently done dating celebutards this week and "she wants to be set up with a wealthy businessman, not a celebrity."
The best part is that she's so effing desperate to not sound desperate that even her rep has to comment and say she "does not place restrictions on the people who may come into her life."
Um, CLEARLY. How the hell else would John Mayer have sexted his way into her life?
BTW, we bet he's got some photographic GEMS of her on his blackberry!
Here's a suggestion, Maniston, whenever you're feeling down and singing Stay by Lisa Loeb and munching on Phish Food ice cream isn't cutting it, just remind yourself that Brad has been walking around with 7 inches of pubic hair tied in braids and pasted on his face!
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lookin sexy maniston
at least she has had a serious relationship with gorgeous men… what about you? you had to place a vblog begging for a date. Whose more pathetic>
I'd do her
Dammit, I am sick of these 'poor pathetic Jennifer Aniston' stories.
For Gods sake, the woman has millions of dollars, she is pretty and looks great for her age, and she has an awesome job.
I'm not even one of her hard core fans, but I can tell when a person is being ridiculed for NO REASON.
LEAVE HER ALONE.
What a mess she is…
wow. that is the nastiest thing i have ever seen you post about this woman. either come out and tell us what she did to you to make you hate her so much or just admit your campaign against her is some sick obsession that you need to feed. i don't even care for aniston but you are out of control. you are coming off like a total psycho in this little war with her you have created. if i were here i'd get a TRO on you. you're coming unglued.
Why are you so jealous of her, Perez? You wish you are just like her, with millions, a REAL career and a vagina! She's everything you're not, everything you wish you cold be but u never will!
Boy - must be nice to have the inside scoop as to this woman's feelings, thoughts, and desires. If she bothers ever reading any of the crap written about her, I am sure she must have a good laugh at people trying to remain relevant by putting her down. And interesting how you can describe the self-loathing and desperation so accurately - familiar much? I guess loving Brad and Angelina forces you to despise Jen Aniston (grade school behavior) because I cannot see how this woman could have done anything to you remotely deserving of this constant bashing. Again, grow up!
Re: Babs5005 – The Parasite is only projecting his loneliness and frustrations onto her. We all know she's got it made and isn't miserable; Mario won't because misery loves company, even if the companion misery is all in his head.
a wealthy business man? nice priorities you got there maniston! no wonder why you can't keep any man for too long
You hate her so much because she is successful, she is beautiful and she is not as fake as other celebrities that u praise. She can do whatever she wants with her life, i don't understand why u and those stupid magazines keep publishing the same story about her desperation to find a man. You didn't see her face at the Golden Globes?, she seems happy with her life. Leave her alone, she doesn't need to be with 6 kids around and trying to show to the world how caring she is. She is Jennifer Aniston and if she wants to stay single, good for her.
Jennifer Aniston you are amazing. Any of us would be grateful to look as smoking hot as you do at that age! Perez really, her husband left her to be with someone else, so why are you trashing HER? Besides it's silly to say that she's not over him..it was a looonngg freakin time ago! She can obviously get a man. Maybe she doesn't want one…
LEAVE HER ALONE..SHE'S BEEN NOTHING BUT A CLASS ACT IN THE FIVE YEARS SINCE HER SEPARATION. EVER HEARD THE SAYING: YOU HAVE TO KISS MANY FROGS BEFORE FINDING PRINCE CHARMING..IT DOESN'T MAKE HER DESPERATE NOR A WHORE….
Geez, why are you so mean to her, I'm sure she didn't do anything to you. She probably doesn't even know who your stupid ass is. You have alot of hate in your heart Perez its just so sad to be you.
Hmmm…Perez is paid by Jolie to give good press…I wonder why he has been posting so many Jennifer stories while everyone else is posting Brangelina break up rumors?!?!
This post is stupid from beginning to end. If this really is Perez, get therapy.
Re: Babs5005 – Really! I agree. I don't think Jennifer Aniston or her friends feel that she is a sad, pathetic man-hungry woman, that is just what Perez writes about her. I'm guessing it's so his Angelina will LOVE him. Weird.
She does look great and people need to let her personal life go. It's been over forever now. She'll find a man when she quits looking. Thats how it always goes. Brad does look ridiculous btw with that god awful goatee. That should make her feel better.
Wow, you're a really bitter fat man, aren't you? Can you seriously look in the mirror at your Potato Head and then call Jen and Vanessa ugly? You need a reality check, or another reality slap from Will.I.Am. You're pathetic. Take your sorry ass out of LA and find something admirable to do, like help people instead of *try* to hurt them. Your time is up…let it go.
SHE'S THE BEST! Maybe she doesn't WANT a MAN Perez! Not everyone does!
Wow. You need to get a life, Perez.
Maniston is a pathetic loser!
No matter how I try, I don't get these attacks on Jennifer Aniston of all people! She's gorgeous, DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A MAN, is rich as hell, has a successful career, has the hottest body in Hollywood and has dated all the best looking men in Hollywood…. JEALOUS MUCH PEREZ?
You sound ridiculous and envious…. take a look in the mirror before you attack. You'll never see Jennifer advertising herself available for a relationship on some tacky blog site…. or ANYWHERE for that matter…..
She's prime choice cut in every way, and can pick and choose from the entire planet. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe. Like my mom always said, 'Any old fool can get married. It's finding the right one for you that matters.'
This post is poorly written and neither clever nor amusing. Fire whoever is ghostwriting for you. Fail.
Perez: Please i need a reason to understand WHY you hate so much JENNIFER ANISTON???? She is gorgeous, great actress, such a nice person, humanitarian… The list goes on, and on!!! I just can´t understand what's your point in making fun of somebody who's looking for the same thing EVERYBODY in the world is… LOVE!! Plus, i just don't get why u r always applauding EVERYTHING the HOMEWRECKER (ANGELINA JOLIE) does & point it out against this woman!! C´mon be true 2 your values!!!
Maryo, I'm just curious, but do you refer to yourself as "we" because you're fat enough to be 2 people? Don't forget, I've got you in my 2010 death pool so don't let me down. Now go sit in the corner and pinch your back fat for being so mean to Jennifer.
She wants to find the perfect man? But lets face it there is no perfect guy out there but if she finds the right one that I see no problem with that either. You're just jealous so leave her alone.
get a real job Fatboy, instead of leaching off of the talent of others
Why is it that just because she remodeled her bathroom and got rid of something in order to put in a bath spa that she's cleansing her home of men and preparing for a life alone. So she wanted a more lush bathroom and a great kitchen to entertain in, so what. Why are you always so down on her you douchebag. She's a beautiful woman with lots of money and lots of friends. Why does there have to be something wrong with her just because she doesn't have a man constantly up her ass?
So lets see, she is hot single and rich…meanwhile Brad Pitt looks like he has aged 20 years and is married to a severely annorexic controlling woman. Um…I'd say Aniston is the one who is doing better.
Maybe she just needs a normal nobody. Why a "wealthy businessman"? Isn't she already rich? Good luck with that, and stay classy.
Mario, you should start watching your back… sounds like fans are turning on you in a big way! I love Jen, she is very classy not like the piece of shit Brad is with now. They aren't going to last because no one can stand Angie for that long and she is easily bored and very jealous. Just a matter of time and she will be adopting again to fill the void that she hasn't worked out with her Dad and with her Mother gone R.I.P. she should really end up being the girl interrupted!
Perez is just jealous that he's not a beautiful, rich WOMAN!!! Haaaaaa!!
Dang. Do you want me to start editing your posts for grammar/syntax? I need a part time gig…
Jennifer Aniston is one classy lady. She should keep her horizons open. I can hardly believe that not dating celebrities makes her desperate. There are many worthy, interesting and exciting people outside of Hollywood. There are also some pretty creepy celebrities in Hollywood who spend a lot of money trying to hide there creepiness from their fans.
But I guess you can spin your story whichever way you like…………..
Pathetic attempt to fill up blog space, Perez. The woman clearly is not desperate. Get off the merry-go-round on this story line as its never been accurate. And, you've been on it for several years now. Skipping any more entries you post along these lines. Waste of my time. Not even entertaining.
I mean just two days ago you were praising her for hosting an event for Haiti.
SCHIZO MUCH???
hot..come on brad get w/that..ron da vuuu
Perez is probably the only person who would say a bad thing about Jennifer Aniston. There's a reason for that because she is actually LIKEABLE. Make fun of Paris or Lindsey that's ok but not Jennifer!!!
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Perez fuck off Jennifer Aniston is looking the best she's ever looked and is super fuckable…
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You need to get laid Perez your so off base and out of touch of late…. I cant stand you latley!
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Shut the fuck up Perez. She's beautiful, rich, and single. She's been blessed.
?! What a particularly nasty non-story. I don't understand why this was posted at all, other than to just swipe at her. I don't like her, but f* you are just egging people to sympathize.
I highly doubt that Jennifer Aniston is posting at or reading Craigslist for hook-ups.
Re: bash2 – haha! so true! angelina jolie is known for spreading disgusting rumors about aniston to keep herself on top (of brad),
also her publicist did some great work back in the day, making her UN spokesperson or getting ridd of billy bob thornton.
it only makes sense that she'd pay perez to write this crap.
have you no shame you scum? didn't you learn anything from trashing billy joel's poor daughter?
SHE IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK!
Re: successfulwun – You said, 'There are also some pretty creepy celebrities in Hollywood who spend a lot of money trying to hide there creepiness from their fans.'
No Doubt!
Re: miafrea – Your theory regarding Angelina 'known' for spreading rumors about Aniston is just conjecture, but to be fair to Jolie, no one really knows whether true adultery transpired or not, and I don't know any woman who would wear a scarlet letter lying down if it maybe wasn't merited.
Apart from her statement about wanting her kids to witness where Mommy and Daddy fell in love, it still doesn't mean it was acted upon at that time. Just saying.
The part about the public hair on Brad's face is funny and disgusting! Leave her alone! She's beautiful and successful. At least she's not an ice queen, eating disorder looking, husband stealer! It's been years now, she's over Brad Pitt! Everyone knows how Hollywood is for older women, all the men young and old want young simpletons. She's not desperate, just sick of the 'mid-life crisis' men she's around 24-7. Not only that, she's busy…who has time to meet quality people when you work around the clock? What is she going to do, get her publicist to set her up with another douche who doesn't realize what he has! Quit labeling her as desperate because she doesn't have a man or because she lost hers to Slutylina!
You are so unbelievably jealous perez.
You only wish you could be half the woman she. Unfortunately, man tits don't make you attractive.
ANGELINA JOLIE LOOKS LIKE A MAN.
A SICK, SKINNY MAN WHO TAKES IT IN THE ASS.
BRAD PITT IS ONLY WITH HER FOR THE KIDS.
She doesn't seem desperate or pathetic to me, she seems like she's enjoying life. Playing the field:)
Perez stole the story from USA mag and just made it nastier!
why so hard on Jen? do you know something we don't? i've never posted before and i don't really like her but seriously - you are a bully. i guess it's made me post. but it's also made me go 'delete' on the perez link. see ya.
Wow!!! Jennifer Aniston is a sexy, independent woman. She can date who ever she wants. Why are you so nasty…it's pretty pathetic. It's 2010, we don't live in the dark ages, you need to check you're view on women.
wow, your source isn't even a source! you made it up all on your own? hope you get your ass sued! Cause even if this woman was desperate, which I doubt, she has her manager, stylist, friends, etc. to set her up. You know who trolls craigs list. crazy people and predators. I don't believe for a minute she is on craiglist other than for fun, games, etc.
When was the last time u had a serious relationship perez? U are such a loser and you're ugly as fuck
If u ARE getting paid to write this bullshit about Jen and make her look bad, it´s REALLY not working…it´s just so weird, I just can´t see what she has done to deserve this from u…I LOVE her
Despite remodeling her home to remove any traces of men so she could clutch her body pillow and cry herself to sleep at night in peace —-OH DEAR PIGZ this sounds a lot like you. hahahahahahaha
And that crazy Jolie is making Brad's life hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow perez… i love how angelina jolie can wear a gown with the same high slit in it, as she did in i think cannes last year?? it was a pretty nude colored gown. but yeah. get over it perez, we know you're just jealous you're writing about them and know one cares about you enough to write about when you go to the grocery store or what you wore one night. haaa sucks to be you, i guess.
Re: tigrrrlilly –
She dated Perez's make-out partner John Mayer, and he's bitter he couldn't get more out of him and Jen did!
hell i'd date her in a heartbeat!!!
why is she pathetic? because she doesn't have a guy next to her? r u kidding me? u dont need a man to make u feel important, whats up with that stupid notion that every girl needs a man or shes a loser or whatever, shes independent and succesful much more than u r perez, so stop being such a bully man….i read ur blog every day and i think its cool, but i just dont understand why u have to b so mean to a perfectly good example of what a greta woman is….u always praise ppl for their good acts such as donating money or any other social deed, then why dont u do more stuff like that instead of making up absurd stories about good ppl, plus come on dude shes so over brad let it go! he looks 80 since hes with angelina, and she looks like she hasnt eaten in ages…ewwww what an example she is to teenagers huh?? dumb insecure whore she is.
I tink she is a great actress and must have a wonderful heart since she has donated all that money to Haiti. So I don't understand why you always talk shit about her! Leave the damm girl alone!
Ever thought that there are women in this world who are MORE then happy without a guy in their life, Mario? Am guessing not eh! Face it dude, this is 2010, us women don't NEED guys anymore!
shes so sexy n beautiful n worth anything! if any hollywood guy keeps with her is cuz they want to have fun with cheap sluts… like angelina jolie…
WTF have u got against her???
Our Beloved Perez Hilton is a classic Sociopath. He does fits the bill. Google it!
i would so hit dat she is so damn hot
Perez I understand you love the husband stealing Angelina but lay off of aniston
You are the world's BIGGEST scumbag, Perez. She dated the hottest guys on Earth. She is anything but desperate! As for you, prepare to live alone for the rest of your life, you fcking waste of space.
She's filthy rich,hot as hell and is the funniest cutest actress at the moment.
I can see why you would think she's desperate.
Say,how's your love life going?See,I remember that video you made BEGGING men to love you.But that's "cool",not pathetic,right?
And say,have YOU dated Brad Pitt?
Gee,I guess it sucks to be you.
what's wrong with craigslust? It's a perfectly legitimate way to communicate with someone. and it's free. what makes you think she is boozing? I thought the dress was unattractive–didn't like the asymmetry, and her legs are not really her best feature (she's always had nice arms and a decent rack) and I don't think her hair has looked good since Friends went off the air…..but I sympathize with her, it's a pain being single and having people always wonder why you ARE, and having people want you when you don't want them back. The sad thing for her is that her last good movie was "The Good Girl" and no one really cared about it. The scripts all suck. She needs a really good "Doll House" or "Sibyl" kind of script to push her past the crap and turn her into a Sally Field or even Sela Ward.
what a weird-ass post…ranting anger and jealousy make you ugly to everyone who sees you.
this woman is more beautiful than ever, and despite all the various half-truths, non-truths, complete lies told about her and her personal life, seems pretty chill and content with how she has built her life. Seriously…homegirl turned her "His" bathroom into a spa…I would love that!
shes a succesful, attractive actress. im sure she has no problem finding a man, but seriously, maybe she should try outside of cheesy california!
Yeah, we all know this isn't true.
Hater cause she can actually get a man!
WTF is your problem with J. Aniston? It's funny how you're always calling every other husband-stealing B**** a whore on here but when it comes to Angelina Jolie you are nothing but a hypocrite. Why is okay for her but nobody else?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! youre so funny!
youve been really funny lately too! i like it! keep up the jokes!!!!! (and dont back off of anyone, whatever)
:)
thats seriously scary
I don't care for Anniston's roles or her work but it seems very cruel to attack someone for no apparent reason. But it got me thinking as i was reading the posts from your readers….if u suddenly died perez, can u imagine how many people would actually be glad? Not that i'm wishing u ill will, but take urself out of the equation and think how many of us would say "good riddance" if u slipped and cracked ur head one day! just think about it. Peace
perez, honestly, i have nothing but love for you, but posts like these really show america WHY people think youre an asshole. i'm a big jen fan. youre coming off a little psychotic when it comes to jennifer aniston for some reason. i agree with a lot of what these people said. you have something against her because you just lash out at her for absolutely no reason.
maybe its time to go back to the tyra show.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA……. Can anyone please tell me why Perez is so jealous of Jennifer Aniston?! And doesn't he ALWAYS PREACH that a cheater is a cheater? So why do you always talk shit about Jen Aniston and are always praising Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? YOU ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF SIENNA MILLER FOR HOOKING UP WITH A SUPPOSED MARRIED MAN " BUT" IN FACT HIM AND HIS WIFE WERE SEPERATED AT THE TIME THEY MET AND WERE TOGETHER. SO SINCE ANGELINA WAS PROVEN TO AN ACTUAL SLUT AND BRAD ALSO A MAN WHORE. WHY NOT HATE FOR THEM? ARE YOU UPSET THAT SHE HAS NO ABITION TO BE WITH ANOTHER CHEATER? ARE YOU SHOCKED THAT SHE HAS ISSUES TRUSTING MEN? I WONDER WHY PEREZ. wHY DOES SHE HAVE TO SETTLE DOWN? IN FACT SHE LOOKS YOUNGER THAN ANGELINA DOES AND I BED HE BODY IS WAY MORE BANGIN' SINCE SHE HAS NEVER HAD A BABY. ITS LIKE WHEN YOU GIVE FASHION ADVICE. FASHION ADVICE MEANS NOTHING WHEN IT COMES FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS NO STYLE AND LOOKS LIKE A SAD ALEXANDER MCQUEEN INSPIRATIONAL. A PROJECT RUNWAY WANNABE. A POSH SPICE AMBITIONIST. SO WHEN IT COMES TO JEN ANISTON THE ONLY THING YOU ARE ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHING IS VENTING YOUR EVER SO OBVIOUS ENVY AND JEALOUSY FOR SOMETHING SHE HAS THAT YOU WANT…..WHAT EVER THAT IS I HOPE YOU GET OVER IT… BUT IF YOU DON'T WHICH YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT ANYTHING THAN ITS ALWAYS FUN SEEING HOW SAD AND LONELY YOU ARE IN YOUR OWN LIFE.BECAUSE SOON YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE R.I.P ON SOMEONE ELSES GOSSIP WEBSITE.
perez i am so ashamed! what the hell do you know about being a single/divorced woman? after all the crap she's been through y the hell would she be pining away for another commitment? a hot single girl has life made! and being that your lifestyle draws criticism, how dare you attempt to insult someone for not being traditional and needy and controversial…..
so jordan the tranny marrying drunk nobody that no one in N America knows or cares the least about is put on the pedestal and rammed down our throats, Jennifer Aniston, who must have pissed poor jealous mario off gets these mean posts - u r an a**hole mario
Re: Ice Cream –
UMM, PEREZ IS JUST A JACK ASS! DVELVING ANY FURTHER IS RIDICULOUS USE OF IQ POWER. RATIONALIZATION HITS A FA BRICK WALL WITH DOUCHE QUEEN.
what do you exspect from a cumbucket.
If Jennifer Aniston is single, it's because she wants to be. She's HAWT.
This is by far the stupidest thing Ive read all day. Everyone loves Jen, and just because she doesnt have a man in her life right now, who gives a fuck? Why should she be dependant on anyone? Shes dated some of the sexiest men in Hollywood you fuckwad! When Brad and Jolie split I bet you any amount of money he's going to come crying back to her.
She has never looked BETTER - Brad has never looked WORSE -NUFF SAID!!!
fuck you again perez. stop saying bullshit of jen just because you are jealous she can get laid with all the men she wants and you have to fuck your dog ’cause you have no one else .
yeah welll she has no luck with guys cuz she looks like a man and seems to be clingy as fuck!!! I find it funny how she was linked to her filmpartners and Bradley Cooper never dated her and is actually happily together with Zellweger and nor was she dating Gerard Butler wich she was embracing in pictures probably for kicks or to get off.People need to stop pitting her just cuz they been dumped by man or just cuz shes the "victim"…………..Chinnifer is just an elderly desperate man
ah yeah and how pathetic was she to take John Mayer back after he publicly dumped her and he praised Angelina Jolie in someinterview some yrs ago LOL wonder how Maniston felt when she read it ………jeez she has no selfesteem and have u guys noticed how Bradley Cooper stated out many times very clear that they r not dating? guess not many ppl wanna be linked to her romanticaly
shes awesome why are u always hating? when was the last time u were in a relationship ?
has anyone noticed how good Aniston looks lately, and how beaten down Brangelina looks. Time heals all wounds and wounds all heels.
shut the fuck up perez.
i watch that video of you crying after you got hit and it makes me laugh so hard. i despise you. i can't wait until someone else hits you the way you really deserve to be hit.
You're so full of shit, Perez. How can you even bother to post stories like this that are so obviously fake?
that desperate old man Aniston that has been dumped by more men then most women either looks like Daniel Craig with hair extensions or like Sarah Jessica Parker …and sometimes like Jay Leno not only the chin but also the eyes that are small and close together…….jeez she is such an attention whore god I hate this old tranny of Chinnifer…….she tries so hard aswell but no matter how many hair extensions she´ll always have that super masculine face,eyes to close together and her trademark that HUGE CHIN!!!
"whenever you're feeling down and singing Stay by Lisa Loeb and munching on Phish Food ice cream isn't cutting it"
Shutup! More people do this than you can imagine…and it's cookie dough fyi.