She Just Needs To Go To The Millionare Matchmaker
Oh Man(iston)!!
Despite remodeling her home to remove any traces of men so she could clutch her body pillow and cry herself to sleep at night in peace, Jennifer Aniston is up to her same old tricks!!
A source claims that her cats friends and booze aren't numbing the desperation loneliness for the American Bridget Jones, and so she's back on the personals section of Craigslist and posting away!!
However, she is apparently done dating celebutards this week and "she wants to be set up with a wealthy businessman, not a celebrity."
The best part is that she's so effing desperate to not sound desperate that even her rep has to comment and say she "does not place restrictions on the people who may come into her life."
Um, CLEARLY. How the hell else would John Mayer have sexted his way into her life?
BTW, we bet he's got some photographic GEMS of her on his blackberry!
Here's a suggestion, Maniston, whenever you're feeling down and singing Stay by Lisa Loeb and munching on Phish Food ice cream isn't cutting it, just remind yourself that Brad has been walking around with 7 inches of pubic hair tied in braids and pasted on his face!
[Image via WENN.]
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Re: Allessandra – fuck your man(if you have one long enough) must think about her when hes fucking you or something way way jealous of a woman you dont know.
Mario, why do you constantly make fun of Jennifer Aniston? She is beautifu, she has a gorgeous body, she is rich…but what I really don't understand, is why you would make fun of her being lonely. Do you think it is fair to make fun of someone who was publicly humiliated by her husband? Is this how you think women should be treated? You bitch about Chris Brown, but apparently, cheating on your wife and humiliating her with your mistress and then having the tabloids trash you on a regular basis, this does not bother you, and you contribute to the trash with pleasure. You are a leach on the ass of humanity and you are just jealous of Jennifer Aniston.
fuck off perez
HA! so much for class act everyone raves about. looks like she lost her mind, got drunk, and is trying to be what she not… sexy and desirable. LOL
Damn what was she drinking that night,… a bottle of "Desperation"!?? And all along acting and looking a fool too. What a wreck of a lost mess.
Gossip blogger Perez Hilton has been sued over the publication of a stolen topless photo of Jennifer Aniston.
From the Insider and various publications, this is why he hates her.
What is your problem Perez? She's single! She's acting normal for a single person. What a double standard you portray….ARod is a womanizer and not desperate at all, but she is? Come on! You are such a hypocrite at times and you don't even see it.
lift
up
your
arm
perez
and
smell
it….
that's
it,
that's
the smell
of
putrid
rancid
shit
that
is
you
i care as much about her as she does about me……………..
You really need to shutup about Jennifer Aniston. Getting so old and at this point it's just become about ripping her apart. And whoever writes for your site now sucks. Jokes are superlame and the captions aren't funny anymore. Fix it.
quit with these Jens so desperate stories. reality is jen can have anyone she wants other than Brad. The girl has millions, great friends and family, she'll get the right man when its supposed to happen. yeah it sucked someone came along and stole her husband. but its been yrs jens a great person leave her alone
don't believe a word of it, Jen is doing fine, Angelina is the freak.
THERE IS A REASON WHY PEREZ SKYROCKETED TO FAME AS THE GO-TO BLOGGER FOR THE REAL GOSSIP, WITH A REPORTED 6 MILLION HITS PER MONTH - ITS BECAUSE THOSE HITS CAME FROM COMPLETE AND TOTAL A.S.S.HOLES LIKE THE MAJORITY OF YOU SHEEPLE WHO POSTED ON THIS THREAD.
YOU ARE ALL SOOOOO EASILY LED AROUND BY THAT RING YOU ALL HAVE THRU YOUR NOSES LIKE SO MANY HEFFAS.
YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF DISCERNMENT AND THAT IS WHY PEREZ CAME TO FAME RIDING ON YOUR BACKS AND WHICH IS WHY HE WILL REMAIN A NUMBER ONE BLOGGER AND WHICH IS WHY THE SHITRAGS WILL REMAIN IN BUSINESS - ITS BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL COUNT ON YOUR ABJECT STUPIDITY.
WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE REASON I AM POSTING THIS. SOMEONE BROUGHT THIS PHOTO OFF ANUSTAIN AS DECORATED BY PEREZ, TO A BLOG THAT I FREQUENT. I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS THAT PEREZ CONTINUES TO CALL OUT THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A WOMAN, SINCE ALL THE SHITRAGS ARE BEHOLDEN TO HER PR DRAG QUEEN HUVANE (btw, WHOM PEREZ HIT UPSIDE THE HEAD ONCE WHEN HE DECIDED TO WRITE TO PEREZ CHASTISING HIM FOR RAGGING ON ANUSTAIN, MUCH LIKE YOU BITCHES ARE DOING NOW - YEAH THATS HOW LOW ANUSTAIN IS, SHE HAS HER PR DRAG QUEEN TROLL PEREZ BLOG AND WRITE LETTERS TO HIM BEGGING HIM TO BE NICE TO ANUSTAIN. LMFAO!
(Cont'd)
SO HERE'S THE THING - PEREZ HAS ANUSTAIN'S NUMBER. UNLIIKE YOU SHEEPLE, HE IS NOT FOOLED BY HER FACADE. MANY OF US ARENT AND SO WE FIND YOU SHEEPLE WHO LOVE TO DEFEND HER BY TRASHING A FAMILY OF TWO GORGEOUS PEOPLE AND THEIR KIDS, TO BE THE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. YOU ARE IDENTIFIED BY YOUR LOW INTELLIGENCE, YOUR INABILITY TO BE DISCERNING AND THEREFORE, YOUR SECURED PLACE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TOTEM POLE OF LIFE.
CARRY ON, YA MORONS! LMFAO.
Playboy. That's what old rich men read. It just might work, even though she is a 41-yr old has-been and Brad Pitt's REJECT.
What has this woman ever done to you? Her marriage was broken up by your beloved Angelina, who is no where near being a saint. Have you gone through what she has? No. You know nothing about her and what she has had to deal with.
She's all used up old hag. Yet she sells herself all the time as if we wan to see her. Fire the old bitch!!!!! She looks drunk and tore up!
Re: sidewalks – She actually looks like an Russian escort now promoted into running her own business. Fake blond and all.
Shut the fuck up Perez . You just be hatin on her cause find her attractive and most guys just find you growse .
The pretend kind.
After a few days in Mexico celebrating her birthday, Fabulous at 41! was photographed leaving via private plane with Spittle and friends yesterday. This of course just days after Spittle made out with some random on the street in Venice Beach, much to the embarrassment of Jennifer and her publicist Stephen Huvane. Spittle was likely lightly admonished. And then summoned for the holiday conveniently in time for the tabloid cut off.
What tabloid cut-off?
Well, tabloids hit newsstands on Wednesdays. This means they go to print on Tuesday. Which means all photos have to be laid out by Monday. The photos of Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler spending the weekend together in Cabo were widely disseminated on Sunday. Coincidence or conspiracy?
I know of at least one magazine that will feature these shots on the cover tomorrow. At least two more were considering it. Great free press for a movie.
Jennifer Aniston is like every other 40 something year old woman in America: divorced, lonely, and on her way to 1) a sperm bank or 2) using her miles to pick up a Chinese baby. Too little to late, Jenn…before she knows it her looks will flatline faster than her egg supply. But personally, I dont care and I think Mario should give up on her. All you people talk about how rich and beautiful she is,….all the good looking guys she gets:::who, John Mayer? He looks like he rides the short bus. Please, Mario, dont write about this woman or her ugly ex anymore. Im going to choke on my vomit.
This picture is so… Just… I can't stop laughing. It's so unflattering. Jennifer makes me laugh. Not necessarily in a good way…