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Wanna Live In The Jersey Shore House?!

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It'll cost you!

The man who owns the infamous Jersey Whore Shore house is looking to rent it out - for $6,500 per night!!!!

Holy shiz! For that price, Snooki better be included!

The 6 bedroom, 3 bathroom, 3,200 square foot house comes complete with the couches, beds, tables and artwork seen on the show! And the best part, use of the legendary DUCK PHONE!

Aspiring juiceheads and guidettes can get the place for the bargain price of $3,500 per night until May, but when the summer hits… fugetaboutit!

Offer does not include spray tans, hair gel or fist pumping tips, but whatever resides in the bottom of the jacuzzi is complimentary.

40 comments to “Wanna Live In The Jersey Shore House?!”



  1. 1

    oh dear.. are people pathetic enough to spend over 6 grand on that??!?! my goodness!!

  2. ap076 says – reply to this


    2

    Penicillin shots included????



  3. 3

    He is a fucking moron!! He is not going to get $6500 for the night!! For the love of God its Seaside..Just stay at any motel down there..I hope when he rents it out the ppl trash the fucking place..That house cant be worth all that much anyway..Again, Its fucking Seaside!!!!



  4. 4

    yeah…soooo……i don't watch that bs so i don't know who's who but after seeing that pic, it confirmed that no one in that house is even remotely attractive………why do they have a tv show again??



  5. 5

    It bad enough just knowing it exists.



  6. 6

    I am sure the PER NIGHT part is a mis-print and it is probably PER WEEK!! Still pretty high but I can see a bunch of fools chipping in for the week during the summer. Prior to the show and the bad economy I am sure the guy got at least $1500 a week to rent it out.
    I don't know who is their right mind would rent a beach house during the middle of the winter though.

  7. Laury says – reply to this


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    Way to cash in on the show's success… Seriously, who would wanna pay $6,500 to stay in that shithole? It's not even a nice house. Shit, at that price you can stay in a luxury suite at a five star hotel with room service and all kinds of cool freebies. Stupid.



  8. 8

    So, for that much money you get to live in a tacky run down house in a tacky rundown beachtown? Better to spend the money on a real vacation.



  9. 9

    Snooki looks like a cheap ho



  10. 10

    I hope someone who stays there drops a smoke and burns the place down ~! HA that would be hilarious!



  11. 11

    This whole "Jersey Shore" thing really upsets me. I grew up in Hightstown NJ, about 40 min from SeaSide and Island Beach State Park, i.e., the shore. We didn't have freaks like that back in the day. Just to clarify, those fugly idiots are mainly bread in NY, namely, Staten Island. I hate that my beautiful home state is being trashed by these no-talent ass puppets. The guys look like douchebags and the girls are just fame whores. The Jersey shore was once enjoyable. Now it is littered by burnt looking trash with really bad hair. BAN THE GUIDOS!! and guidettes…



  12. 12

    If I owned it I'd have burned it to the ground after those skanks ….



  13. 13

    Seriously.. WHY is that girl that left even a part of this.. She should be NO where near the house or in any of the pics. Not to mention the aftershow.. GIT on trashy



  14. 14

    do you really have to post about these nobodies 10 times per day? you are obviously getting paid to shill them down our throats, this site is basically an advertising campaign for these morons, lady gaga and that british horse teeth girl



  15. 15

    Re: a-lizzle – I live in Manasquan and trust me, you are considered every bit they BENNY they are. BAN the guido's and ban the BENNY's . LOL



  16. 16

    this is hilarious! i was born and raised in nj, about 45 mins from SLEAZEside! I wouldn't pay that much to stay there for a WEEK, let alone a night! way to cash in..hahaa



  17. 17

    SO PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANNA PAY TO CATCH AN STD? thanks for makin my day alittle more grim :)



  18. 18

    Re: a-lizzle – Oh and by the way - We don't get the guido's here in Manasquan like they do in Seaside or Belmar for that matter. To say the Jersey shore is littered with them is ridiculous. There are so many other towns that are guido free.



  19. 19

    @ alizzle-small world!! i grew up in hightstown too, and used to go to manasquan all the time growing up…LBI too!



  20. 20

    Jersey Shore guy… someone from HIGHTSTOWN NJ is NOT a benny moron! benny's are from out of state or the cheesey st. island imports to north jersey. get over yourself!



  21. 21

    thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard



  22. 22

    Re: perezizmyboy – WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a BENNY is anyone who is not from the shore area. and I don't need a lesson on what the acronym stands for. Go to any Beach town in Monmouth and Ocean county and ask a local if someone from Hightstown is a Benny. I guarantee the answer is YES 100% of the time.



  23. 23

    JerseyShoreGuy56: I'm sorry, but you are partially correct. They mainly hangout in Belmar, at DJ's or Bar A. There isn't shit to do in Manasquan. Where there is a boardwalk, there are guidos…



  24. 24

    LOL! Who the f@ck cares what a BENNY is! This is about how that show is giving people a bad reputation. We already catch enough crap. @ Perezizmyboy: Did you graduate from Hightstown High? If so, what year?



  25. 25

    people would def pay money to stay here…it IS the jersey shore, especially during prom season



  26. 26

    Hello, someone somewhere obviously got this wrong. over 6 grand a night? A NIGHT?! hell no. Maybe for the entire summer. End of may through first week of september but per night is not happening. What idiot would pay that much for the Jersey shore?! Take a bomb ass vacation to Cancun on that money.

    BTW the Shore is one of THE trashiest places in the NorthEast. Straight bum city and those who have been there know that. Only guidos looking for booze and ass go there.



  27. 27

    I really thought the per night was a mis-print but it isn't. The house is listed with Seaside-Realty. This is the description from their website.
    Full Description: Limited Time Only The Jersey Shore house is currently available for rent. This is a once in a life time opportunity to have your Graduation, Sweet Sixteen, Bachelor or Birthday party in one of the hottest properties on the East Coast. Book Now. Availability is limited. Current Rental Rates February 15 - May 1 $3500 single night rental* $2900 per night when you book 2 or more nights* May 1 - July 15 $6500 single night rental* $4500 per night when you book 2 or more nights* Memorial Day and July 4 Weekend $15000 3 night rental Friday - Monday* *All rentals are subject to a minimum damage security deposit of $1000.



  28. 28

    All of them look skanky, especially snooki.



  29. 29

    Is that chick in the purple shirt one of their mother's? She looks way older than the rest of them.



  30. 30

    So last week Perez Pal, this was on Evilbeet nearly a week ago!!

    B- must try harder!



  31. 31

    I'm waiting for the day you can talk about these idiots and/or the show without saying "pumping fists". You are so lame and unoriginal.



  32. 32

    why the fuck is angelique there?



  33. 33

    burn it to the ground!



  34. 34

    Seaside is old digs for me, I grew up in Brick. I was there when you could afford a rental for a month or the weekend. We used to surf @ LBI park then hang out on the boards or under the Funtown Pier, party with random people and watch the sun rise. There is no doubt that Seaside is going to rock hard this summer, but not harder than me and my friends rocked it in the 70's.



  35. 35

    Re: JerseyShoreGuy56 – ya i agree with you, it probly is per week. cause per night? who the fuck would do that if your renting out a place?? there hotels out there that celebrities go to and its 6 g+ a night. but thats a whole different story



  36. 36

    no way! if i am going to be there, I would want to get filmed with my fun and crazy antics, otherwise, whats the point???



  37. 37

    there are tons of houses down there you could rent for the summer at much cheaper prices..



  38. 38

    Re: JerseyShoreGuy56 – oh no way, thats insanity



  39. 39

    ew



  40. 40

    nobody wants to stay where all those douchebags and fat girls who need to wear more clothes to cover their giant thunder thighs and fat rolls up. (um…sammie, snooki, jenni used to be a fat girl now just looks dirty as hell. and nobody really cares about the other chick she couldn't handle all the hell the fat girls were dishing out to her. and these guys are 27 28 yrs old grow the fu** up and get a real job its not the real world where their only like 18 or 19 yrs old