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Will The Real Paul Simon Please Stand Up?

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The other guys in prison are going to laugh at this guy…or worse!

Rafael Ramos walked into a Citibank branch in New York yesterday, hoping to impersonate the rocker Paul Simon and walk out with the contents of his bank account. With a forged driver's license and social security number in hand, he walked up the teller to ask for his money. Unfortunately for him, the teller happened to be a Paul Simon fan and instantly recognized that he wasn't who he said he was.

Ha! Didn't see that one coming, did you?!

With that, Rafael bolted for the door and ended up in the back of a police cruiser heading downtown with charges of attempted larceny to his name.

Maybe his plan would have worked better if he had someone who looked like Garfunkel to go in with him! Keep that in mind for next time!

[Image via WENN.]

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5 comments to “Will The Real Paul Simon Please Stand Up?”



  1. 1

    Oh, this is just too funny an hour ago I was playing Paul Simon greatest hits!
    I come to this site and read this. Wow how funny. He does have a great voice and it sounds superb when you listen on your Ipod.



  2. 2

    Is Mr. Ramos, Puerto Rican? Would be sad that, as Paul has been such a supporter of Puerto Ricans. Si es cierto, perdona nos Paul! La mayoria de nosotros te queremos mucho!



  3. 3

    Re: Paris France – Hi Sheba. He is a true song writer.



  4. 4

    I fuckin love Paul Simon, Him and Art Garfunkel are Geniuses. Keep on makin music man, oh yeah and FUCK U PEREZ Ur fat and u need to give up on life

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    5

    Now we have look alike identity thiefs. It was bound to happen.