The idiot teens of the so-called "Bling Ring," who burglarized the homes of Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Partridge, Paris Hilton, and Megan Fox are pretty effed, so now that they're headed back to court, they're batting their eyelashes as if they didn't realize stealing is a CRIME and soaking up the spotlight before their asses are hauled to prison.
The group of teens, Nick Prugo, Alexis Neiers, Diana Tamayo, Courtney Ames, all 19, and Roy Lopez, 27, were led by Rachel Lee, 19, and have all entered not-guilty pleas to the courts.
"There was a definite thrill to it. I don't think any of us realized how severe it was until we actually got caught. It didn't seem as bad as it was. Now that I look back, I realize how serious it was … It scares me to death."
You didn't realize how serious it was? You stole $500,000 worth of shiz from Orlando Bloom's house and $43,000 from Audrina Partridge!!
The Hills star watched the footage of her home's robbery and said:
"They took bags and bags of stuff. They took my great-grandma's jewelry, my passport, my laptop, jeans made to fit my body to my perfect shape."
Her perfect shape? Maybe Ceiling Eyes isn't the best bitch to talk to when trying to garner sympathy, but still, that is seriously effed up!!
The leader, Rachel Lee, apparently had some sort of bizarre admiration complex and started stealing so she could mimic the stars she obsessed over by wearing their clothes!! Okay, so she's a crazy person, but that doesn't explain how she convinced four 19 year olds and a 27 year old man to go along with it!!!
These people are morons if they think they're getting out of this mess. We hope you enjoy prison!!
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