Avril's Alice Is A Bust!

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   Ksnowball says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   um, maybe cuz it was just released and not all of us have heard it

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   #64 on Itunes and where are you chartin at Mario……fuck u still can't get over been deleted from speed dial hey Mario hows the new diet goin……..LOL

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   Where's the dumbfuck over at the Ke$ha thread who said that Avril can actually sing?

   Motherfucker, look at this shit right here. I can name you 20 female artists who are 10 times as talented as this fake, talentless, annoying poser.

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   Avril's song sucks!! Check out "Alice In No Man's Land" by Mandi Perkins. That shoudl have been the single.

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   In reality,everything Avril touches goes #1 multi-platinum.Even a dumbo jealous fuck like you knows that.

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   why are you always such an ass to her?? you know what it feels like to have someone bully you. so stop it.

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   Re: Ksnowball – Yeah probably. I'm sure it could do better once it gets closer to the film's release. The Hot Topic/Twilight crowd will make it popular. It won't make it not be a piece of shit song from a piece of shit singer, but it'll be popular.

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   HAHA
   She guest
   judged on Idol.
   You must be
   green with envy
   you bitter ugly fuck.

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   I can't wait to see that movie, I love Tim Burton plus I think Johnny Depp is STYLISH.
   www.thethrifters.net

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    why would tim burton pick a hasbeen like her to do the soundtrack for such an awesome looking movie? Please, she isn't worthy of it. Pick someone who isn't generic bullshit boring crap like her music. She's such a loser.

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    Fuck sakes Mario, get off the rag would ya.

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    Its not THAT bad.

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    DEBUTING AT #64 BB 100 IS PRETTY GOOD FAT BOY! EVEN THOUGH I THINK IT WILL TANK OFF THE CHARTS IN 2-3 WEEKS… BITCH PLEASE.

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    I thought it was good.

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    A lot of singers would kill to be at that spot. Just because your not #1 doesn't mean your not successful.

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    Re: Trancelike – Ah ha, there you are.

    Here, go pick up Charlotte Gainsbourg's album at your local record store, and find out what true talent really is. Then maybe you'll change your thoughts on Avril.

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    Ure just mad MARIo since avrill outsells that PIECE OF SHIT Slimmy or whoever the fuck u spell that shit wannabes name. U sure know how to pick them .

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    like everything that you touch fails - fashion site, music label, tour, no more advertisers on this site.

    you will be trying to touch those young boys at the "audition" and will fail at that too, can't wait for the law suits and criminal charges that will come out of this attempt to surround yourself with underage boys..

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    can't wait to see that movie

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    not everything comes out at #1-and this is a song for a movie, that is not EVEN RELEASED YET!!!!! Mario is hating on women AGAIN. everyone except a few, gaga not included cause we can't prove she is one

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    Alice is a good song,way better than anything out of the best damn thing.It's a different style,a different vibe,and Tim Burton choosed the song personally.Avril is a great singer,surely not at the vocal level of some of the others,but she is better than any other crappy starlette like Katy Perry.Boy,my ears bleed like crazy when she try to sing!!She may be a good entertainer,but Avril is a good singer.

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    jeez does she refuse to do interviews for your shit? is that why you hate her so much?
    fuck.

    you have a lot of hate for a lot of people- that is unfortunate

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    Wow - coming from Internet cockroach Perez Hilton that is rich. After all, everything HE touches turns to shit. Some examples? Perezcious Music Tour: Failed; Music Label and Slimy launch: Failed; Fashion line: Failed; 2 books: Failed. CocoPerez: Failing badly; Perezhilton.com: Failing; Perez as a human being: failed.

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    I didn't know Avril Lavigne touched you?

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    I guess I'll hear it when I see the movie. Otherwise I probably never would.

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    except the millions of records she sold piggy. this girl has had more success in 5 or 6 years then you will ever achieve in your life, jealous much shihead

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    Re: vincenotvance – Cheers.I respect your opinion and I'm fully aware there are numerous gifted female performers out there.What annoys me to no end is the bashing she takes from Mario,not predicated on her vocal merits,but some event that took place 5 years ago.It's cowardly,it's malicious,and therefore I feel obliged to support ONE of my favourite singers here.

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    So, do you mean she touch you perez?

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    #64? THAT HIGH???

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    Obviously, her fan-base is reaching puberty now and don't care anymore!

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    i havent even heard this song yet. looking forward to the movie though.

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    Idiot, you have to give a song time to grow, on radio and so that people hear it. Just cause your now BFF w Gaga doesn't mean that everyone else is FAIL. they are not just because u promote the fuck out of her annoying songs. GIVE IT SOME TIME BITCH! And honestly, I can't stand Avril but I hate you and how u judge on things too fast.

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    i don't recall seeing slimey or whatever his name is on that chart ever. I'm not a fan of hers but she's had a pretty successful career thus far. #64 with no promotion…not bad.

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    WHY DID THEY HAVE HER DO THAT SONG?…. im a huge Alice in Wonderland fan, i collect everything that has to do with it…. but im sorry Tim, i'm not going to collect her crappy track!

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    She can't sing. She shouldn't have judged on AI. Plus she looks stupid with her hood up. I don't know why she's still around. Just because you've had singing lessons doesn't mean you can sing well.

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    Do research genius, she hasn't exactly done promos for this song, the only ones who are aware of it are Avril fans, she has yet to do a music video for this song and to top it off, people have found a way to dl music for free, instead of spending money on itunes, i can list you a dozen places at least that you can get it for free,……i'm not an Avril fan btw (anymore) but i do tend to look at things realistically.

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    #64 is not bad but no doubt it'll tank. It sounds good at the beginning but then she starts screaming and it gets pretty annoying.

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    I'm not a fan of hers but the song isn't shiteous at all. It sounds like it will work well with the movie…which is going to be fucking amazing.

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    She can barely sing, she wears skulls and pink and black to (somehow) convince us she is hardcore and she plagiarizes her music. Why is she famous?? HOW DARE SHE STEAL MUSIC FROM PEACHES. Peaches is INFINITELY better than Avril. I'm embarrassed for shitvril to represent Canada in any way!

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    I really dislike this talentless cooze.

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    I like the song.

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    I'm not even an Avril fan, but seriously, wtf is your problem? How many songs are there in the world? I'd say #64 isn't too fucking "meager". Prick.

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    i think its actually good.
    wasn't her music video for girlfriend like the second most viewed video in youtube history?

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    PEREZ, you need to shut the fuck up. I'm sorry but Alice is an awesome song and everybody loved it except YOU! So, why you dont like her ? because you are gay and you are jealous of her. everything you write is SHIT ! Just like you. you are the shit! just shut the fuck up. Alice rocks. And you suck.

    [btw, you said you like my happy ending and now you wrote "everything she touches turns to shit" whats up with that?]

    So fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. ok im done

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    Poor Avril. She is so…1999. The poster child for Hot Topic.

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    Can your photo captions get ANY lamer than this one?

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    yeah number 64 with NO promotion, NO video, AND the film isnt even out yet. I would say 64 is pretty alright tbh so stop being such a dickhead perez. how high did the fucking clap chart? hey?!

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    YOUR SO NEGATIVE AND MISERABLE PEREZ…..UNLESS ITS ABOUT SOMEONE WHO BOTHERS TO GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY! YOUR BIZZARE SLIMY SUCKS

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    Avril has become such a shitty person, no wonder she has no real friends or fans left.

    The song might be good, but no one cares about that trainwreck's music anymore

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    evrything she touches turns to shit
    LOL perez do you hate her that mutch

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    I heard she likes her METH and it's obvious she is on something she is what 24 and looks like hell

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    Re: I am awesome–o –

    I agree she is such a dork with her hot topic clothes, LOSER

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    I heard she likes her METH and it's obvious she is on something she is what 24 and looks like hell.
    I predict an overdose

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    think of all the singers and bands who never make it onto the iTunes 200…. 64 is something. Are you on the list, Perez? Oh… NO.

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    i thought kerli was doing it, hey check out the article on vigilant citizen…about kerli and mind control

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    hey … i Dont like you …

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    ITs Completely Obvious that even u Think She should be number one .

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    Youre the dumbest fu*k …

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    Av …. You Should be Completely Proud of that Song its f*cking Great .

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    im not a big fan of avril as a recording artist. i think that she would be a much better actor…i just heard the song on youtube and it does sound like crap…its not a very good song, its not very well put together. im disappointed that this is going to be in the movie. i've been looking forward to alice in wonderland as a great movie and this just lessens my excitement a little bit

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    Re: jillbeans – Troll alert.

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    Ummm let me see, failed show (wasn't it only 2 episodes on VH1?), failed fashion advice or whatever you call it and failed attempt at music.

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    She needs to go away, really.

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    AVRIL IS DOING THE THEME SONG? WHAT A JOKE! THEY COULD HAVE GOTTEN SOMEONE BETTER TO DO IT, LIKE LADY GAGA OR SOMEONE… ANYONE! EVEN MARILYN MANSON WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER THEME SONG FOR THIS. I AM NOT IMPRESSED! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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    No Sh*T Cuz DiZzy-B Whibler, mixed it .

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    Re: chirality – You know of course that her albums have never sold less than 7 million copies right?Let Go is at 17 million now.Would you go away?
    No,I mean would YOU go away.Go back to you're trailer park,snarf down on some possum pie,and wait until you can afford a clue.

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    Re: Black_Cherry_Sherry – "like Lady GaGa or someone" hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahhahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha…………….exactly.They're all inter changeable.

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    I stopped liking Avril when she started doing the Proactiv commercials.

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    Shut up Perez! Avril is amazing! And Alice is brilliant! I love her and the song!

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    Why on earth would Tim Burton pick that HORRID ill mannered poser to be involved in his film?

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    right….. she wasn't like the highest grossing female artist in 2007 or anything. everything she touches goes to shit. And who the hell is actively searching for Alice and Wonderland songs? Really? How on earth would this really do "well" on charts?

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    it was just released this week. #64 is not THAT bad, Perez. I think you should try to sound less prejudiced in your posts, seriously.

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    perezhilton you are always picking on her why di you do this she is a talented singer and i love alice!

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    have you asked your therapist yet about your jealous hatred of young girls?

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    As a Duel citzen, I really wanted to like this song. Unfortunately, Entitlement Issues + ridiculous behavior = shity, shity song. At list that's the way it seems to be going to me. I couldn't even listen to whole sing. What happened to Tim Burton's ear drums and why couldn't he just stick with Danny Elfman??

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    Re: Robotboy – OH I love your avitar. I love gray gardens.

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    Not that bad, hon.

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    I stopped liking Avril Lavigne and started liking other artists, exclusively, because PerezHilton.com did. (Isn't that the funniest sarcasm you've read in the longest?)

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    Re: jillbeans – "I heard she likes her METH and it's obvious she is on something she is what 24 and looks like hell"

    You've never been around tweakers, have you? If she is using meth, then how did she grow that glorious bootah, eh? She would be skin and bones if she has been using Meth because her body would be thriving off of itself.

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    ok, not even bothering to hide the childishness with that 'ha!'

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    Shit…I thought that movie was going to be good. Why Avril??? What the hell!!!

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    You know all you people that bad mouth any kind of celebrity are just getting paid to say stuff! If you were a fan I could understand but you are not! Just like my all time fav band KISS! Critics shot their mouths off & KISS is still around when most of those critics disappeared! I like the new Avril Song Alice! And it is amazing how high she gets her voice in this song. Everytime I hear her sing she sends chills thru me!

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    Love her new track Alice!

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    Re: vincenotvance – Re: vincenotvance – so lets hear them then.

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    Re: Beach Bum – yeah really! LOL! You made my day Beach Bum!

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    Re: vincenotvance – Really? Are you STILL talking?

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    Re: Trancelike – ??? Event from 5 years ago? Do tell my friend, what did Avril do to anger the internet homolord? I'm just dying to know! Was it that paparazzi spitting incident?

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    Re: xtriciasmith – I'd like to hear how well YOU sing.

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    Re: Tobotv2 – Does your tiny pea brain have any idea how much exposure Peaches got after Avril's 'Best Damn Thing' came out? She was thrilled because now Avril's legions of fans, regardless of age, are listening to and buying her music. Before 'I Don't Have To Try' I had never even heared of Peaches.

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    Re: Tobotv2 – So how about you shut your fucking face.

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    Re: jillbeans – you heared eh? i'm sure your word is really worth something. you've really got your finger to the pulse of popular culture don't you? you should be writing this crappy blog instead of perez! exactly how fucking stupid are you anyway? cause i heared…..

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    Re: jillbeans – ps. Avril's line is aimed at teenagers. no one expects a laureate such a yourself to think it's cool.

    stupid, stupid troll.

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    Re: Black_Cherry_Sherry – I'm not impressed with your crappy screen name.

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    [re=4731232]Re: Trancelike[/rse] what a coincidence! that's exactly what i heared! jillbeans is a troll!

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    At least she has her Proactive commercials..she overcame acne, maybe she can overcome her shitty music. I tried listening to it…same whining crap. 14 year olds and angsty teenagers would love it though.

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    hopefully the worst you talk the best she do!!
    Is doing great the song was relesead officialy this week an leak just last week

    HOPEFULLY THIS HELP AS PROMOTION!

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    oh my god WHY avril?? now tim burton's career is probably gonna go down ahha

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    God its so embarrasing she is canadian. She is perpetually the highschool, 'bad-ass', pop-punk, superficial bitch. And it shows in her music. Hear me booing when she sings at the olympics.

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    doesnt she look like isla fisher…but Isla is wayyy pretty..haha

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     her song Innocence in the canon commercial is nice