Howard Stern To Take Over For Simon Cowell?!?

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NO!!!!

Sources are claiming that the latest act to throw their hat into the American Idol judge race is Howard Stern. Idol bosses think he is ideal, since he can be even "nastier" then the departing Simon Cowell!

We love Howard, but what the hell does he know about music?!?!

And HELLO?! We can be nasty! Hell, we're all about the nasty!

This is getting unacceptable! We want this job! There is only one name that should be coming to mind in the Idol execs brain for this gig:

PEREZ!!!!

PEREZ! PEREZ! PEREZ! PEREZ! PEREZ! PEREZ! PEREZ!

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    Posted: Feb 5, 2010 at 3:15 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      1st!



    2. 2

      Uhm…sorry. You don't even register on the radar in that search.



    3. 3

      hope im first lol



    4. 4

      As a straight guy, I have never been able to sit through 5 mins. of the show. Ellen did not help the situation. But I would watch EVERY second with Howard on it.



    5. 5

      WTF did Ellen know about music?????

    6. @v@ says – reply to this


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      This is going to feel like shades of Rollerball, and all down hill from here; but carrion should love it.



    7. 7

      STFU FAT BOY!! BEGGARS CANT BE CHOOSERS.. IN THIS CASE THE WORLD PUBLIC SAYS NO AND EFF OFF!!



    8. 8

      Yeah, you would be funny for like a day, but I'd pick howard stern as the replacement. I LOVE the idea!!



    9. 9

      I hope he banns u for that comment MARIO , hes better than u since hes been around high end musical acts longer than many and Hes a big ass celebrity , Unlike u - a net troll who is full of hate and one step from some celebrity knocking his ass out.



    10. 10

      Personally, I would never watch Idol again if Howard Stern was on the judges'panel. Only a select few enjoy his "humor". I find him disgusting and it would be the end of American Idol to put him on. Anyway, this rumor has to be a joke.



    11. 11

      You'll keep your fame whoring ass on the Oxygen Channel in the Z list world, and LOVE IT.



    12. 12

      I'm not a huge Stern fan, but he certainly knows MUCH more about Music than you do! How ridiculous. Stern has spent decades in radio, and even as a talk show host his exposure to music has been infinitely greater than some wanna be gossip queen.



    13. 13

      Perez, do you want them to cancel the show. No one really wants to see you on TV



    14. 14

      Aweeeeesome!!! He will be awesome. And he loves idol. Wow, i hope this is for real.



    15. 15

      ur asking how a DJ who has been involved with radio for years..has no music knowledge then u suggest that your the right candidate? BAHAHAHAH wow…you dont have music taste and u only know one singer…gaga…ur lame



    16. 16

      -
      the only TV show you are ever going to be on is when 'America's Most Wanted' does a special on pedophiles
      -



    17. 17

      You dont appeal to middle america Perez, you will NEVER get that job. Thats like having Kate Gosslin get it, you're a z lister dude!



    18. 18

      Perez for Idol!! LOL good luck with that one!



    19. 19

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    20. x123x says – reply to this


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      Why on earth do you even think you would be considered? Talk about delusional.



    21. 21

      perez WHY do you think they even know who you are? a huge part of the idol viewers have NO CLUE who you are!! just face it: you are NOT going to replace simon!!!! it's getting annoying!!



    22. 22

      Howard would be great at it



    23. 23

      What do you know about music? It's not all about the nasty!

    24. cdv says – reply to this


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      People love to hate Simon Cowell, people love to hate Howard Stern.

      People just hate you.

      No thanks.
      Dont you have a BoyBand ripoff of Idol coming up anyway?



    25. 25

      LOL that would be sick!! I was thinking that after Simon leaves how I wont be watching Idol anymore, but if Howard Joins the team- That is just going to be hilarious… I dont think they would hire Howard though… It is a family TV show and Howard is definitly not family oriented. OWELL its funny just thinking about it



    26. 26

      Perez you would be hitting on the cute male contestants and if they dont make out with you youd slam them on your site.

      no thanks.



    27. 27

      ermm excuse me, what the FUCK do you know about music? oh yeah nothing LAWL. pathetic loser.



    28. 28

      lol perez on idol? LMAO!!! NOT going to happen.



    29. 29

      Actually… how extra awesome would it be if Perez and Howard were BOTH judges. Wow… my head might asplode.

      Oh, Perez. You love Howard and you know it. And he loves you back. You KNOW if this happens you'll probably end up guest judging. You two would be AMAZING on there together.!! It may actually save that show from a big crash and burn when Simon leaves.



    30. 30

      you would literally be the worst choice to replace simon



    31. 31

      You're not serious….. you don't even compare to Howard. Earn your stripes and then you "might" be considered.



    32. 32

      SORRY BUT NO, CUZ IF SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T LIKE THEN WE'D HAVE BULLSHIT HAPPING AGAIN!! IN MY OPINION MUSIC JUDGES SHOULD BE JUST THAT, PEOPLE WHO KNOW AND PRODUCE MUSIC…NOT SOME BLOGGER WHO SOMETIME DOESN'T GET A CLUE ON WHEN TO LET SHIT GO!



    33. 33

      lol i'd take perez over stern.



    34. 34

      I wouldn't scratch my ass with your finger, Perez. You're not qualified.



    35. 35

      what a narcississtic fuckwad you are. YOU HAVE NO TALENT! Nor are you qualified in anyway to judge it! Plus they are looking for a celebrity, not a pumkinheaded blogger.



    36. 36

      You're Pathetic



    37. 37

      Ugh, you make me sick! You criticize potential candidates as if YOU have even an ounce of knowledge when it comes to music!! GET OVER YOURSELF! No one will want to have to watch your whiny voiced, potato head every week.



    38. 38

      Perez, just because you motorboat Lady Gaga doesn't mean you know anything about music either



    39. 39

      YOU???? YOU hate women. You are sexist. LOOK what happened at the USA contest. Do you THINK, no, wait, you don't, because you still do not realize what happened there….. There is no way that Fox would ever chance having your MOUTH on a weekly show. Politics were not supposed to be brought into the other show, but you brought them in… YOU would somehow make the show about YOU or some gay agenda instead about the singers…. Everytime someone left that Paula like she did this upset, shocked crying pout. What would YOU do if some gay contestant got voted OFF? Start screaming that all of the south was a bunch of conservative KKKs? Start yelling that they all love sarah palin? Hate the singer because they did not pick gaga



    40. 40

      Perez, if they should happen to pick you, I would NEVER watch Idol again.



    41. 41

      Perez.

      ROTFLMAO. You are the big fish in your little pink pond. You are put up with because you might post something nasty. That is all.



    42. 42

      While I moved to Sirius 5 years ago for Howards Stern, and I listen religously every day, I do not think he should be the judge to take Simon's place.
      Howard hates Country music (I do too but apparently people find it relevant) and he also has stated that he would vote a girl in purely based on her looks.
      Sure we don't want a SuBo as our American Idol but we don't need a Pam-plastic Anderson either.



    43. 43

      Mario you have to be living in another world if you think anyone wants to see your fat ass on Idol. Idol is not looking for someone that is so full of hate. Pretty sure Randy would punch you in that nasty piehole of yours….oh that's right that's already been done……



    44. 44

      They wont hire someone who would demand every contestant's opinion on gay marraige first.



    45. 45

      AI is considered a family show, neither you or Howard can be a part of that. This show will go under with Simon



    46. 46

      LOL…well Howard Stern is a Radio DJ and What do u know about music Perez?? lol



    47. 47

      but howard stern actually has talent, where as you are a complete nobody, you are a total no talent.



    48. 48

      Re: Trisha1 – Yeah, only a "select few" six to ten million who tune in every day at one point. To put that in perspective, those dumb "late night" talk shows never go over 3 to 4 million and of late have been getting less than 2 million most nights…

      Put that in yer pipe and smoke it.



    49. 49

      Well, I guess my original comments about Perez for Idol hurt his feelings because I don't see them. So in a nutshell….You have no business being the judge of anything….you do realize that you are a big fat hate filled nobody



    50. 50

      Sorry, but you're too gay for the job~!



    51. 51

      Stern is entertaining and can be funny without even trying. He also wouldn't pull any punches as a judge.

      Nothing against you as a person Perez, but your not known as a comedian or funny man and your potential for hijacking a show and turning it into some forum on gay rights is pretty high from your past work.

      The show is supposed to be fluff and fun, not Bruno.

    52. Mark says – reply to this


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      Nomarioonidol.com you taste in music is so pedestriahn



    53. 53

      god idol give into the man's pleas and stop coming up with creepy options to replace simon that no one would watch. i wanna see perez !



    54. 54

      I think it is really funny that none of these comments are in favor of you on your own website. Naturally, there are always people making negative comments on your blogss, but there should at least be ONE on there that would support it. I gues even the people that like you know how terrible of an idea it would be for you to be an american idol judge



    55. 55

      Do you not comprehend you're not qualified for the job? Ellen even better than you because atleast she registers as a celebrity. Just give it up.



    56. 56

      Howard would be awesome!



    57. 57

      Re: Ozz465
      Bahaaaaaaaaa



    58. 58

      You're nasty and a hated failure. Howard Stern can be nasty but his loved by millions and a huge success. You figure it out.

    59. ajbwb says – reply to this


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      1st the ugliest guy i have ever seen. Not Simon never will be his mouth is to ugh for t.v. Howard just talks shit he wants to do everything that everyone else does. I call that JEALOUSY. He makes a mean amount of money he should just be thankful.



    60. 60

      If that's what it takes to get the show canceled, then yes!

    61. @v@ says – reply to this


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      David Foster would be the dream choice if it was really about the music.



    62. 62

      I would probably watch American Idol if Howard Stern went on. He would be outrageous! I think if Perez were on it, it would just be like a caddy high school kid poking fun at people's talents.



    63. 63

      Give up douchebag. Your fucked up any chance of judging after Miss America. Stern would be funny, you'd just be a little bitch. The producers are smart enough to realize that making you a judge would be the end of the show, they've seen how everything you've touched outside your blog has been a failure. Stick to your Boy Gland Search pedo.



    64. 64

      hell yess!!! i love howard stern!!! he better be the next simon :) )



    65. 65

      no one gives a shit about you Perez. Your a walking joke in the industry.

    66. naima says – reply to this


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      I would love to see Howard Stern taking over; he's raw and fierce and he tells it like it is, even though he can be vulgar, but that's what makes him good. Ellen Sucks and all she wants is to sing Kumbaya and play nice to awful contestants, all and all to make Simon look bad. So idol producers, please get her out of there and replace her with Howard Stern or anybody else. Perez, no offense honey, i would love to see you on AI, but i can picture you going all gaga on the cute ones and judging people on their looks instead of their talent; and you'll end up forgetting why you were there in the first place. But the idea sounds good though!!!!



    67. 67

      I'd rather see Howard then Perez Hilton be a judge. Fuck, I'd rather see LaToya Jackson then Perez!



    68. 68

      You know nothing about music! I don't know who told you your taste was good, but they lied!



    69. 69

      what does he know about music????? are you kidding???? he was a dj for like 20 years you moron! He wasn't always just a talk radio guy.



    70. 70

      They may as well just let AI die when Simon leaves. The original dynamic was one of the main reasons that show was successful as it has been, but that is all gone now, since Nigel left and then Paula. Once Simon leaves, it will be a dead forum. Let it go and let it die. It's a dead horse.



    71. 71

      I don't watch much to start but I don't think I could stomach it at all with either Stern or you ,Perez.



    72. 72

      ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? 2 points here idiot:

      1) Why the fuck would they want YOU on the show?
      2) Ellen doesn't know shit about music, and she has nothing to do with the music industry yet she can be a judge? That's again biased BS reporting you PIECE OF GARBAGE!

      American Idol is not about finding the best singer, it's about finding someone that brain dead americans will blindly follow and spend all of their money on. Get a life jerk off.



    73. 73

      Re: Dorothy Gale – Sorry, but Howards idea of good music is the Black Eyed Peas backed up by Leslie West and Mountain. Howard has harrible taste in music.



    74. 74

      Am also wondering….why are you resorting to begging for the job here when you supposedly are BFF's with Fuller in the Boy Band search?



    75. 75

      sorry to burst your bubble…..but your not as big a celebrity as howard stern. reality check.



    76. 76

      i don't think so perez…only gay guys who love you would win…you're too bias…sorry, you know that's true….



    77. 77

      Um, Mario…. what the hell do YOU know about music?

      Besides, everybody hates you. People read your blog because it is updated more frequently than the others but don't think that it means people like you.



    78. 78

      Howard, get real. No body outside of the NYC area really knows him, his material is the same after the same stuff. I gave up on him 15 years ago. Dull!



    79. 79

      Howard would be an amazing Idol judge! I love the show but this would make me love it WAY more!!!



    80. 80

      i kinda love how you keep begging for this job and there is not a chance in hell you'll ever be considered for it



    81. 81

      The only thing perez will judge in A.I is how big the male package are just to seduce them after the show.



    82. 82

      i actually think howard would be perfect for the position…howard has that brutal yet humorous honesty that simon is known for, and he would keep the idol ship from tanking when simon leaves.



    83. 83

      I would love to see howard as a judge, But perez hell no! he ruined his last judging job by putting his head inside of his ass.



    84. 84

      What do YOU know about music?? HOWARD STERN RUNS A RADIO SHOW! you just BLOG!



    85. 85

      Re: MissArkansas – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA



    86. 86

      Perez, people frequent this site to take their chance at getting the scoop on their favorite stars. It has nothing to do with who YOU are as a person. You're simply working for us. We could care less about who's behind the screen. You're no real star, but congrats on making a living.



    87. 87

      get the fuck over yourself perez. what the fuck do you know about music?! besieds that your all over ladygaga's dick all the time…sorry booboo try again!

    88. slip says – reply to this


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      Give me a break. Perez to replace Simon? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. The same Perez who things CACA has talent..LMFAO. Man you just made my day you HOMO



    89. 89

      If they put you on the panel i will drink my own urine.

    90. YUCK says – reply to this


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      OMGoodness I would even begin to watch idol if this were true. HOWARD ALL THE WAY!

    91. YUCK says – reply to this


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      perez, lets talk reality here, no one would ever tune in just to watch you, if anything they would tune out. Howard is one of the only ppl in entertainment that consistenly brings in ratings and even changes and improves the entertainment landscape. you are fucking delusional if you would every seriously entertain that anyone would ever pick you over howard for anything. I guess I would pick you as someone to go throw out my trash.



    92. 92

      You as an Idol Judge????? Who would want your prejudice ass whining when things don't go your way. Not only are you hard on the eyes, but to hear your annoying queenie voice No Way! Your gay agenda is always for your personal gain. Here are the things you should take note of: Clothing line - Fail, Books Big Time Fail, Music = even bigger fail, Your Website = your biggest success is your biggest failure. Aigghtt????



    93. 93

      What a farce of a show. So the goal is to find an asshole who will be inulting? this show has jumped the shark so long ago it's better to yank it then just let is slowly decline into complete studpidity



    94. 94

      Oh right so you can go into a tyraid the minute someone disagrees with you. You handeled the Miss USA pageant so well… Peeeerfect not.



    95. 95

      Oh please….you're an even WORSE choice than Howard since you have absolutely no sense of musicality either. Howard is an awful choice since it would be all about just being and asshole and would take attention away from the actual contestants. I don't see it continuing after Simon is gone anyway. I have watched every season and I will not without Simon. :(



    96. 96

      Your pathetic….whats next u start sucking off the producers? And what the fuck do you know about music…..?



    97. 97

      THIS WOULD ACTUALLY MAKE ME WATCH AMERICAN IDOL!!!! I



    98. 98

      As an avid Stern listening, "perception not being reality" to the masses of the minivans or too stupid too realize that it's a schtick … Stern is a genius …. Perez stick to what you do best … Stern may be the "one" person who could keep the Idol franchise alive as it vies for ratings with Simon's "X Factor" otherwise X Factor will kill idol …



    99. 99

      yes! yes! yes! a million times yes! i would give anything to see howard judge idol!

    100. Zip says – reply to this


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      I would watch, but would the Howard haters???!!!

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