Jersey Shore Cast Won't Get Off TV!!

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America CANNOT get enough of Jersey Shore!!

The Situation, DJ Pauly D, and because they might as well be nothing without her, our precious Snooki Snickers are all slated to appear at Super Bowl XLIV Sunday at the Sun Life Stadium in Miami!!!

Of course, none of them have anything to do with football, but we're sure that they'll had a little 'color' to the festivities, even if just by being their usual, orange selves!

The Situation is even scheduled to appear in a Reebok commercial with Peyton Manning, Floyd Mayweather, and Chuck Liddell. WTF???

In case that isn't enough for your television sets, the cast will be on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday, and on The View February 23rd. Elizabeth HassleBITCH better tread lightly.

We can't even remember a time anymore when Snooki wasn't in our lives!!! Nor do we want to!!

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    Posted: Feb 5, 2010 at 8:45 pm / Email this  »

    72 comments to “Jersey Shore Cast Won't Get Off TV!!”



    1. 1

      We can't even remember a time anymore when Snooki wasn't in our lives!!! Nor do we want to!!

      Perez you used to talk MAD TRASH about Snooki and now you're all about her



    2. 2

      u really seem obsessed with them.



    3. 3

      OMG Perez seriously you only like Snooki because she looks like a mini drag queen / oompa loompa ! Honestly !

      And I guess its obvious Miami will be where their new show will be?



    4. 4

      i only watch it cuz snokki is in it and have crazy fight with the big guythe rest are suck



    5. 5

      i think "the situation" has a terrbile situation with his posture…he is always hunch backed and slumped over! STAND UP MAN!



    6. 6

      sooooooooo retarded that these low life losers get all this 15minutes of fame. they suck i'm sick of seeing their faces everywhere.. I don't even watch this show. C'mon mtv get the music back



    7. 7

      why wont these people go away?



    8. 8

      LOL…LOVE IT! HEY..IF U HAVEN'T SEEN THE SHOW - CHECK IT OUT! I WANTED TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS WAS ABOUT…THE CAST IS HILARIOUS! EVEN IF U DON'T WANT TO…U GOTTA LAUGHT AT EM!
      I HOPE THEY MAKE A KILLING WITH THE $$$$



    9. 9

      I don't see what is so great about these degenerates



    10. 10

      Perez i know this has nothing to do with this post but can you sign Tata Young to your record label with Sliimy? cause shees getting screwed over by her current her seriously some bitch callled Lara Scandar stole "Mission Is You" plus she'll fit in cause Tata has a big gay fan base and uses gay dancers if you see her performances.



    11. 11

      After witnessing these people get paid for doing nothing, I have completly lose faith in humanity and western civilization. Like this literally makes me want to move to Europe



    12. 12

      They bore the hell out of me . . . but hey I guess our country DESPERATELY needs a distraction Our culture is a joke and has been for a long fucking time . ..



    13. 13

      Re: UrMajestyMsG – Glad I'm not the only one who noticed. If he doesn't fix it now, he'll be in terrible pain later on!!



    14. 14

      Haha Perez do you even know who Peyton Manning, Mayweather, and Chuck Liddell are?



    15. 15

      Pop culture has become an ongoing parody of itself.



    16. 16

      If you don't like the show, change the channel and you don't HAVE to read bout them either…you are CHOOSING to! So stop hating on them…let them enjoy their lives and have fun while they are young and the haters should really WORRY ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    17. 17

      Hate to say it…but I'm so addicted to the Shore! Never a dull moment and I'm happy to be entertained by other people's drama! Snooki is oddly entertaining, she's so young and spoiled and you just want to root for her to grow the eff up.



    18. 18

      Re: NookiesWA – I know, right?! It's been bad for awhile, but this show takes the cake. Get me to the UK pronto!



    19. 19

      Re: maesyn – couldn't agree more



    20. 20

      This and ANYONE'S INTEREST IN THEM is explained by one of the following three:

      1) LOWERED EXPECTATIONS
      2) THE IMPENDING APOCALYPSE
      3) THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA (THE AMERICAN IDIOT)

      CHOOSE ONE.

      Perez is both 1 & 3.



    21. 21

      What I really love about Spooki is that she always presents her left leg as a tease to whats beyond.In her case,a minifridge sized vat of congealed pork and discarded brain cells.



    22. 22

      Am I the only one who has NEVER seen or care to see an episode of Jersey Shore?



    23. 23

      I love snookie and i dont care what anyone else says i love this show. Its just for entertainment purposes.



    24. 24

      Work it while you can.

    25. myjah says – reply to this


      25

      snookie is the best celeb in 50 years



    26. 26

      Guys, don't you see? It's so obvious. Perez is paid for these posts.



    27. 27

      I thought you hated them?



    28. 28

      somebody set these idiots on fire



    29. 29

      Hey everybody - I just want to tell y'all that Pauly D has THE biggest guido HORSECOCK I have ever had the pleasure to ride on! This boy can fuck like a horny dog in heat and he cums like a donkey! I still have remnants of his baby batter deep in my bowels. woof



    30. 30

      BLEH. GO AWAY STARFUCKERS… FAME WHORES.



    31. 31

      Snookie is a FIDGET and Mike's face is HAH'RIBLE! HAHHHRIBLE!



    32. 32

      Idiocracy is here.



    33. 33

      They are deserving. The universe says so,…STOP HATING!!!!!



    34. 34

      Goes to show how low society has gotten over the years.



    35. 35

      Aaarrgh! didn't realise that dagos like these still existed. I'd be so embarassed to be seen with them. Give all the exotic Europeans out there a bad rep. Pauly come out the closet hon, and get a new fucking hairdresser!



    36. 36

      Re: NookiesWA – Just this wants to make you move to Europe? You have a pretty low breaking point.



    37. 37

      OMG i L

    38. exBFF says – reply to this


      38

      I always want to tell that Mike guy to stand up straight…you look like a friggin turtle!



    39. 39

      I wish they would



    40. 40

      That stunted fat troll snooki and her massive fatty breasts and dirty appearance is bad enough, but that guy on the right whose hair makes him look like one of those drumstick ice cream cones always has his hands in his lapels, like it's the only pose he can do. I never even saw the show and I can't stand these people just by looking at their pictures.



    41. 41

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhuh.What?Oh fuck, fell asleep again as soon as they were mentioned.Hey everybody, I found the cure for insonmia.



    42. 42

      GTL baby!



    43. 43

      I hope they rip into ElizaBITCH when on The View
      www.thethrifters.net



    44. 44

      Love it!! Just another reason to watch. Love me some Pauly D!!!



    45. 45

      Re: NookiesWA – ahaha, what the fuck are you verbally shitting about? move to europe? you think it's much better there? you realize that 90% of the entertainment industry has eurpoean ancestry, including the cast of jersey shore. jesus, just move so we don't have to deal with you dumb fucks anymore.



    46. 46

      Since the finale, my thursday nights just haven't been the same - that's all ima' say. Oh, and I love me some snickerz.



    47. 47

      go snooks!



    48. 48

      Re: UrMajestyMsG – haha you're totally right! never noticed that before but he is always slouched.



    49. 49

      I am so confused about what all the fuss over this show is about? im not a fan of trailer trash in a pretty house.



    50. 50

      Semen filled bags; schlongs; wet p'ussies.



    51. 51

      it's like the minstrel show all over again



    52. 52

      Jersey shore was entertaining trash TV but a second season of them come on!



    53. 53

      Re: residentevil808 – could you do your home work at night,start with your ENGLISH BOOK first!



    54. 54

      Re: PENNSYLVANIA GIRL – He points at the camera,that's another pose.don't be so quick to judge



    55. 55

      I have never even seen this show and refuse to watch it. These idiots showed up at the grammys trying to act like stars and get pix with celebs and the celebs did not even know who the heck they were…When they actually grow up and mature they are going to look back at this show and seriously regret it.



    56. 56

      i'm so over them… they were fun to make fun of but the show ended and they really don't do anything..



    57. 57

      #54 Where Is Mario's Dady - Yeah sorry, I saw that 1970's disco finger pointing pose and forgot about it. His head still looks like one of those drumstick ice cream cones though.



    58. 58

      Re: maesyn

      The show is successful cause of LOW LIFE ignorant Americans like you



    59. 59

      It is what it is. I love it. LMFAO



    60. 60

      OK, going to try and write something about these incredibly boring people without falling asleeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.what? Oh shit, happened again. Wow!



    61. 61

      Re: PENNSYLVANIA GIRL – oh wow….jealous much? You sound really pissed off….deep breaths babe deep breaths



    62. 62

      Re: NookiesWA – You want to move to Europe because of the Jersey Shore cast? Wow.



    63. 63

      I really don't get the Jersey Shore and "Shnooki" hype… probably because I'm away from it all over here in Kangaroo Land.

      Personally, If I saw that Shnooki chick on TV over here I'd laugh. What's with the lip thing and moustache?



    64. 64

      Snooki is such a disgusting fat cow! Fat @ss and fake boobs on an obese body. Go on a diet cow!



    65. 65

      "We can't even remember a time anymore when Snooki wasn't in our lives!!! Nor do we want to!" - - - ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME WITH THAT SH!T? WHO WRITES THIS CRAP? ONE MINUTE YOU BASE THESE IDIOTS AND THE NEXT YOU LOVE THEM? YOU GUYS ARE AS CRAZY AS BRITNEY SPEARS . . . AND THAT IS PRETTY DAMN NUTS.



    66. 66

      Re: UrMajestyMsG
      i think "the situation" has a terrbile situation with his posture…he is always hunch backed and slumped over! STAND UP MAN!
      ———————————–
      LMAO!! GOOD ONE.



    67. 67

      Re: Trancelike
      What I really love about Spooki is that she always presents her left leg as a tease to whats beyond.In her case,a minifridge sized vat of congealed pork and discarded brain cells.
      —————————————–
      OMFG NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!



    68. 68

      WooHoo i LOVE jersey shore!!!! FIST PUMP! ahh yeahhh….best cast ever! i would love to be snooki's friend & pauly d's girl….mhmm!



    69. 69

      Is snooki considered a dwarf? She is ridiculous trying to look like a bad ass with her curled lips all the time she is a fat little round meatball.



    70. 70

      snooki is vile. she is obviously paying you to big her up. and the reason that they wont go away is because people like you keep giving them publicity.



    71. 71

      those bitches make me laugh… so bring it on…. I m wondering since situation takes a long time to hook up with a girl..wonder if he is a one minute man…, after all that work…..



    72. 72

      Perez, you're such an ass! Just because Elizabeth Hasselbeck is a conservative republican, U call her a bitch??!! Well if U wanna act like a 2 year old, she could call U every name in the book for being a liberal democrat!! She has the right to her opinion WITHOUT being criticized!! Grow up!!!