Michael Lohan On Lindsay's Hoarding!

It was only a matter of time before the Father of the Year opened his big mouth!
Michael Lohan believes that daughter Lindsay Lohan is hoarding because she feels abandoned — and he even admits to hoarding himself!
"I hoard," says Michael. “I have clothes from the ’80s and people will say to me what are you doing with that sweater? I collect watches … I collect cowboy boots. I think everyone hoards in some way.” He continues:
"You can look at this from a psychological perspective and secondly from a human perspective. People that hoard don’t want to let go of things. They feel like they are abandoned. “I think she was sucked into it [being on The Insider].
"I don’t care what people say — my relationship may be a little strained at times but it’s because I don’t want her doing certain things. You’re not ever going to see me drinking in a club with my daughter. No one knows all the constant texts she sends me. Whenever she needs me I’m the first person she calls."
We hardly believe that, especially after he released those tapes of their private conversations proving he's quite possibly one of the worst fathers in the world!
Michael thinks the divorce between him and ex-wife Dina Lohan has caused Lindsanity to spiral out of control saying, "The divorce destroyed the children. Lindsay has a court appearance on Feb. 18 and I'm definitely going to bring all of this to the attention of the judge."
We don't doubt that for a second — Michael is infamous for yammering on about anything Lindsay-related just to get his name in the press!
Shut UP already!
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He needs to go away. Far away. He's a pathetic loser still trying to live off of his daughter, otherwise, he'd shut up. There isn't an ounce of real charity in him.
does anybody else around here ever suffer the mad urge to force michael lohan's head in a dirty toilet and just flush it over and over again for like 3 minutes?
I know that this is going to be like spitting in the wind, but, Perez can you please stop posting about, and giving him attention?!
hahahaha "father of the year" - lmao
"Whenever she needs me I’m the first person she calls." WTF???! If she needs you why the the hell would she call somebody else??!!! LMFAO
Yeah. I'm sure the judge is wating with baited breath to hear what Michael has to say
Perez, major typo. "Michael Lohan on Lindsay's WHORING!"
Look MiLo, NOBODY forced her 2 be on that show. She's crying out for help. Hoping SaMAN will reach her. That's it.
Maybe you should stop posting about him, and stop giving him the attention he obviously wants.
If you want him to shut up, why do you keep giving him a voice on your stupid web site?
This man is a HUGE HUGH FUCKING LOSER…. LOWLIFE SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and a fucking drunk
Mario…..Why do you even put this Cheese Dick on your site??????? From looking at your site lately your stories are kinda sucking…seems all those copyright laws are hurting you. Try to do better and leave Mr Lohan outta my world…..OK??? Blessed Be Mario
I really wish you wouldn't post things about this guys anymore. Is there a way you can turn that off?
'we' are probably losing interest in lazy mario's incessant with the most mundane ppl… remember when this site was actually interesting/entertaining…?? lately, we have had mario's twink obsessions RAMMED DOWN OUR THROATS (ie rpatz, zacquisha et al…) and how bout the the ppl across the pond that no ONE KNOWS - or cares about; ie ?jordan?peter? i think there are more here but I just do not care
wonder how many hits a day mario loses lately
So….you say no one wants to hear from him, yet you just posted an entire article quoting him?? You know what? Stop asking him stuff and reporting it and we wouldn't have to endure him anymore. This is such BS. It's because of ass clowns like you that ass clowns like him are in the press all the time! It's not him that needs to be told to shut the f*** up.
YEAH RIGHT!!
Like the judge has all the time in the world to listen to an estranged and mentally ill so-called father who keeps getting arrested as often as he changes his underwear.
Why don't they put this delusional moron away on a 51/50 already.
I want to know why this guy's picture is up on my computer screen. Go. Away.
Who are you?
what a repulsive family
"Whenever she needs me I'm the first one she calls". Wow, the sheer brilliance of that statement underwhelms.
What a douche. Just leave the planet already, Blohan.
I feel sorry for Lindsey, she carries the world on her shoulders, including her parents!!! She has fame at young age, all the problems and tribulations what comes with growing up, then add to that in the SPOTLIGHT! People can be so mean and hateful, well its just jealousy, but her hoarding and Perez and or media picking on her for that is more of a sin, far worse than her having all those things. She is young. We as a society forget that cause they are in the spotlight. Perez doesnt add to their morale cause his gay ass is jealous, envious in the worst way and miserable!! Shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha! So as I was saying lol (was my point to all this rambling), if her shit ass dad cared about his children, he wouldnt be acting the ass he is in public nor in private. For a crap ass dad, Lindsey has an A in my book!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Lohan, divorce doesn't wreck children - though the way divorce is managed can.
I honestly blow past any story involving this guy. Stop posting things about him. He's a loser.
Give the man a break, what kind of father do you think you would be? Constantly taking the moral high ground, judging people, ridiculing them, and patronizing them. Do you know why Oprah is so influencial and successful? She tries to understand, she tries to connect and not judge people, and pretend that she is blameless herself. Try to be a bit humble, Perez.
Can he just disappear for a while? I swear Perez, Lindsay or Michael Lohan must be paying this site to keep on perpetuating their sad lives.
"…Whenever she needs me I’m the first person she calls." WELL THAT HAS TO BE A QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!
What's this we shit? Lindsay is a grown-up now and should take responsibility for her actions. So her parents are divorced she is an adult and should not be able to use this for her screw-ups or her father use this for his screw-ups to any judge. This is poor judgement on their parts and undermind's the courts and there ability to see right thru this. IDIOTS
Widen your story lines. There are hundreds of real celebrities that you haven't even been touched on in your blog yet who are doing incredible things. When you do that, (instead of Michael Lohan, ffsakes) other sites will be stealing from you instead of the other way around. Use fresh eyes when thinking of content. Happy to help.
Usually whenever you need someone, they're the first person you call. Duh.
i wish he would disappear.
If you really want Michael Lohan to go away, stop giving him free press every time he opens his mouth. You're just as guilty as he is by providing him a free forum through which he can stay in the public eye.