Purrrrrrr!

Filed under: Personally Perez > Nicole Scherzinger

Auditioning to be a Pussycat Doll???

Perezzers and lead kitty Nicole Scherzinger, at the Svedka vodka party we co-hosted with Allison Melnick in Los Angeles at Playhouse on Thursday.

Put a wig on us and we'd make a hotter chick than Carmit! (We kid. We kid. Love that tranny!)

[Perez's sweater courtesy of Morphine Generation.]

Posted: Feb 5, 2010 at 12:14 pm / Email this »

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58 comments to “Purrrrrrr!”

RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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LOL!!!!!
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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YOU'RE SO UGLY!!!!!
sushi26 says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU ARE THE HOT ONE IN THIS PICTURE… CONGRATS ON BEING SO DISCIPLINED AND GETTING IN SHAPE!
Carmenizzle says – reply to this

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Perez is HOT!!!!!! OMG, if I were a gay man i'd love him forever, more than I already do!!! Lookin' good Prezzers!
@v@ says – reply to this

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Both look great here.
What's up with her upper lip being larger than the bottom? Never mind.
MichLuv says – reply to this

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you actually look good here, mario. gettin skinny! congrats.
Beach Bum says – reply to this

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Mario you
should contact
Heidi Montag's
plastic surgeon
and look into
getting a head
reduction you ugly
fucker.
itsjasmine bitch says – reply to this

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i love nicole…you…not so much.
scottiedew says – reply to this

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You do love trannys… You love CaCa.
loverb says – reply to this

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Do you ever wear clothes that aren't "courtesy of" someone??? Like, do you ever just go into a store and lay down some cold, hard CASH for something??
xcalibur says – reply to this

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WHO IS THAT JACKASS TRANNY ON THE LEFT?? COULDNT BE THAT FAT ASS MARIO COULD IT???
Loli-to-the-Pop says – reply to this

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nicole suxxxxxxxx. she looks so ugley. and now even more..with her collagen lips. i like her dress though
Head Banger says – reply to this

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all you need is bolts in the side of your neck to complete the look
kinky_mermaid says – reply to this

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I don't normally make fun of anybody based on their physique but it's hard to resist with you. Maybe if you weren't such a two-faced fame whore, your head wouldn't seem like a misshapen afterthought. Nicole S. must be desperate, whoring out vodka with the same asshole who has regularly torn her to bits on this lame site.
STFUalready says – reply to this

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WTF are you all talking about Perez "looks good/skinny" the fat ass is wearing BLACK! Black=SLIMMING! It's a fkn mind trick! And that looks NOTHING like Nicole!
Dutchie2010 says – reply to this

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Damnnn Perez. You've gotten so fit!
Ice Cream says – reply to this

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she looks like shit. ahahaha like a clown.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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YOU LOOK AS STUPID AS EVER MARIO…
Shaneypoo says – reply to this

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you are fug
xtrmemover says – reply to this

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she had to been sucking up to perez to get on his good side.
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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SOO CUTE!
jaybb23 says – reply to this

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that's quite a head you got there…o btw perez that seater makes you look awfully fat
WHERE IS MARIO'S DADY says – reply to this

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mario please wear a mask in future pictures, thanks.
ap076 says – reply to this

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Two Questions?
Baby bump???
Moobs or pecs??????
@v@ says – reply to this

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She seriously looks like she has a deformed overbite now.
Don't. inject. your lips!
merrygo round says – reply to this

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shitty dress.
Honk_If_You_Hate_Perez says – reply to this

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You forgot to mention Morphine Generation had to alter the sweater so that your massive head fit through the hole.
ClaudiaCuc says – reply to this

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Perez I love your shirt and your smile )))) you can be proud looking good next to Nickie
soapyskin says – reply to this

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PEREZ!! You look HOT!
derek1 says – reply to this

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That sweater makes you look fat and jiggly.
TexasBadBoy says – reply to this

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If Perez weren't so damn GAY he could be slamming that!
Myanuru says – reply to this

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I hate to say this, but you for once you look normal in a picture. No idiotic hair color, no idiotic "flower dress", no idiotic makeup. Congrats girlfriend!
Trailer Trash says ... says – reply to this

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Oh my God your head is H*U*G*E and it's got this really ugly pig kind of face attatched to it. Ewww
RyanD21wa says – reply to this

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You look great in this picture Perez…I don't know why other people down the comment line are being such bitches.
Noble_Nadir says – reply to this

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Wow. Nicole is so fashionable!
I'mHotMariosIsNot says – reply to this

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Your head looks like it was squeezed out of a skunk's birth canal and then stepped on (by accident of course). Man you are ugly. PS: YOU ARE SO GOING BALD! HA! HA! HA!
PS: Saw you looking shiteous and watched as you were ignored at the Paramount Rock the Vote Grammy Party. Don't you get IT? Nobody REALLy likes you. And EVERYBODY talk shit about you behind your back. You're such a douche troll!
douseekamy says – reply to this

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Gotta love Crystal, eh Mario?
nezzia says – reply to this

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…I thought you hated her?
Are you bi-polar?
wtfKeyWest says – reply to this

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What the fuck is wrong with your head? It's like 3 times the size of a normal persons.
Scrib says – reply to this

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Congrats Perez. Your weight loss looks good on you. Now do something about those growing middle-aged man boobs.
jillbeans says – reply to this

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Trim Spa baby. Perez, CONGRATS
_bluejeanbaby_ says – reply to this

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You look great P, but did Nicole get major work done? She looks completely different - and I wouldn't say for the better…
snapperduck says – reply to this

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People dead and injured in Haiti…People are starving and don't have water there…Rezzo goes to a party…Good move you douche….
chirality says – reply to this

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Who is that whore with you? Oh yeah, someone no one gives a shit about.
Cashmere Jay says – reply to this

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Goodness, your head is TWICE the size of hers. Also Pumpkinhead, that ugly optical illusion sweater is MUCH too form-fitting for your amorphous blob of a body.
Miss Monroe says – reply to this

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Who are these people?
poosie says – reply to this

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Mario wow. You are soo cool. LOls
frenchiegirl says – reply to this

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You look like a blond Jay Leno, except with a bigger forehead. Nicole looks great though.
sabrinaa says – reply to this

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love u perez! nicoles dress ….OMG wtf?
iujuuland says – reply to this

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I love nicole, she's so gorgeous ♥
Trinty says – reply to this

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Perez have lost weight. You are looking good. Keep it up.

Has Nicole done something to her face,? She is not a pretty in this photo.
@v@ says – reply to this

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When the Dolls have a hit and are on, they're great. I happen to think Nicole, lip and all, is a born performer, and so are all of the dolls. They should think about trading frontmen here and there to give the others a chance to grow and shine, because you never know; and better the overall feelings within the group. All should have equal dibs to a shirt they like in reference to a previous post.
perez snaps one off says – reply to this

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nice sweater…
no stupid hairstyle…
groin not thrust into someone…
you are really cute when you don't try so hard fuckwad…
effyknowsturkey says – reply to this

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turkey no more looks ab fab!
rebecaariot. says – reply to this

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wow, you really do have a big head maybe you should look in a mirror before you judge others, hmm?
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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THESE STUPID TWITS THAT POSE WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE TRASHED THEM MANY TIMES….REEKS OF PATHETIC…JUST LIKE YOU MARIO! FAME WHORES UNITE TILL THE BITTER END…DISGUSTING!
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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Re: sushi26 – HE WAS NOT DISCIPLINED HE GOT IT HIS STOMACH STAPLED!!!
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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PEREZ HAS THE BIGGEST CHIN IN HOLLYWOOD!!! THUS THE NEED TO PROJECT HIS INSECURITIES ONTO BEAUTIFUL WOMEN LIKE JENNIFER AND RUMOR! DONKEY FACE PEREZ AND ALL HIS SHALLOWNESS…MUST BE HARD TO BE THE PERSON EVERYONE POINTS, LAUGHS AND STARES AT BECAUSE THEY ARE SO UGLY ON THE INSIDE AND OUT!!!