Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Forget Jessica and Asslee!
Joe Simpson has signed a deal with Nickelodeon to serve as an executive producer on a new show based on his life. The sitcom, which sounds a little like Hannah Montana meets Dr. Phil, follows a teen who "emulates" her counselor father by giving out advice to her friends at school.
You'll recall that Joe is a former minister and psychologist and has been doling out his own sage advice to his two moneymakers, Jessica and Ass, all their lives. This will kind of be like that, only it will be considered "fictional."
They should cast Miley's little sister!
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