Deets On Snooki's New Man!
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Aww, our girl Snooki has landed herself a man!
The world's most infamous guidette is planning on brining her new boy toy to the Super Bowl in Miami this weekend and can't wait to show him off to the world!
"I am really excited to like show the public who he is. He is freaking banging. We're the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that," tells Snook.
So what does this freaking bangin' guy do for a living?
"He is actually a body builder and works at the gym," says Snooki. "He is just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality."
Perfect!
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Ah, she's brining him…haha
she is gross. Why do you love this nasty little thing so much?
Ugh.
Could this girl be any more vile looking? She looks like a homeless,unwashed hooker.
What is wrong with people,Why is she even worth a mention?
She needs to learn how to dress herself. She isn't a size 3…
While most Hollywood celebrities try to keep any burgeoning romance hush-hush, Snooks can't wait to show off her new guy. Classy. And I'm sure her new man is a respectful person who loves her for who she really is, not because she's famous *rolls eyes*
And Snooki, just so you know, you are many things, but sexy certainly isn't one of them.
No surprise there. Guidos all around. Birds of a feather flock (fuck?) together.
lay off the fuckin' doughnuts bitch!
"He is just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality."
"is planning on brining her new boy"
WOW! Just wow…
UGH. MAKE A NEW FACE ALREADY.
Why would any guy in their right mind– never mind.
THAT's a size 3???????
honestly shes soo ugly, theyre not from jersey, the second season isnt even gonna be in jersey so why are they still referring to themselves as the Jersey Shore..second of all they werent even that fun to watch ..theyre soo trashy and disgusting, and shes too fat to wear shit that tight..and a juicehead means a guy on steriods if theyre gonna use our slang it needs to make sense..fucking wannabes
She IS very ugly, but she just thinks shes the cutest thing ever. I would love to punch her in the face, might make an improvement.
OMG, not her ugly mug again…why is it she's always puckering out her lips that way? Like a retarded duck! Don't even get me started on that fucked-up hair! UGH!
That's funny. He's a golddigger looking to get his 15 minutes by being with her. He must have a very strong stomach.
TROLL
i'm happy for her
why does anyone give a shit about this troll?
Snooki….i told you not to tell anyone!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!
size 3 my ass, look at that pooch
jesus christ this dumpy broad's 15 minutes better be up soon, i didnt even know about this show when the whole punching thing happened but when i figured out it was her that got hit i still felt bad…… but significantly less so. GO AWAY
Ha ha, enjoy the glory of syphilis together, freaks…..
Shes too ugly to be alive!
Woo go Snooki! LOL…she is awesome i love it!
If another celebrity weighed or looked like this trailer trash does, Perez would call her fat, say how she needs to lose the weight, and shit like that .. but for some reason he hasn't said anything like that to her yet. Obviously he is trying to get on their good side so that he can be mentioned on the show, or have a guest spot on it. I fucking hate how you suck up to people to try and get another 15 minutes for yourself. You complain how the men you "dated" were two faced and liars, but look at yourself ! You do that all the time to other people, and yet you cannot stand it when someone else does it to you. Perez, grow the fuck up, you have become one of the most annoying people ever, and that is not something a normal person who does not have a personality disorder, acts ! It's just sad that you cannot see that for yourself yet, but time will tell, and you'll be left alone again, and your fans will turn on you. I used to love coming to this site, and I liked you, and I liked reading what you had to say, but this last 1 1/2 years, you have changed for the worse, and have become an attention fame whore yourself.
How dare that ugly airhead wear fur, doesn't she know we have enough reasons already to dislike her ? Disappear into the woodworks stupid uneducated bimbo. Try to lose 40 pounds and gain 5 inches, that would be an improvement. Size 3 my eye. Why wear a huge pubic hear bun on your dumb empty head, it looks disgusting.
lol, I've seen the show. I know how she is with guys. She's "dating" any guy who looks at her twice. She's probably been with this guy for a total of 48 hours.
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What's he going to use her for, a 200-pound set of weights?
Sexiest couple?? jajaja U LOOK LIKE A FUCKING monkey with parsassites…U R soooo uglyyyyy..and barrigona..look @ that belly ….
(well reaalyy?? cuz ITS not there..its hidden by UR FAT)
This doesn't have to do w/ this post but snooki tried to say that she was a size 3… No freakin way, hun…
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"He is freaking Banging!"
Yup. True Love.
Ughh.
Actually, he sounds perfect for her. He's a bodybuilder? I'll bet he's super-bright and a great conversationist, and a modest, non-exhibitionist person. You know — how bodybuilders always are. But stop calling her ugly – she's nowhere near as ugly as Amy Winehouse.
The worst part is that in order for her new squeeze to hitch a ride on the fame train he has to do her. I hope he gets his 15 minutes because if he has to do her to earn it he sure deserves it.
she looks like a jonsenville brat.
This bitch is fat and ugly and has attitude.. lmao and I love her!!! weeeee, I am not a retarded American, believe it or not; and I have not seen 1 show. I just love how some skank can find 1 million ignorant fucks to watch her apply deoderant every week.. GET A LIFE you W.O.P.S. !!! er… wait, dont.. Then I wouldn't have anything to do for the one hour a week I watch this awesome television program…. lol NOT. lmao, lmoa, laom, lamo, loma, loam!!!!
Being BOOed in Philly was only the start honey your 15 minutes are falling fast ! Can you feel it ? LOL Obviously .
is the jersey whore pregnant or is she just FAT??
"Sexiest couple shez eva ceen in her hole life", wow, her height makes it look like thast the first couple shez eva ceen
wow she's pretty chubby…does she not know the meaning of anorexia??
WHO GIVES A FUCKKKKK!?!?!!
How pathetic is your life that you aspire to date Guido steroid users.
She is just sad.
How in gods name does this persona nd the others of this show continue to get so much press? And what planet is she from where she thinks she is the sexiest thing on this planet? She looks like a friggin gremlin.. The only one of the cast of Jersy Shore I like and think looks gorgeous and is genuine is Vinnie.. He is sweet and adorable and not full of himself. the rest, no matter how hot they might look, look ugly from how they act..The situation is butt ugly..
Having a boyfriend is not a good career move snook. How are you going to get your own reality show
is she paying you to write nice things about her? if i remember correctly you were hatin' on her then all of a sudden changed sides :S she is GROSS and that picture is unflattering. anyone who calls themselves snooki is a fucking moron.
Bitch is hideous and fat and always has a fucking duckface. She (and the rest of Jersey Shore) need to go the fuck away. They are the worst kind of people.
"He is just like my typical guido juice head with like a good personality."
Shocking. Snooki wants "typical"
Good fucking luck to him! Read the funniest thing in The Toronto Star today about these boring people. Apparently they are all getting their own colognes/perfumes.They will all smell like sweat, hair gel, sprayon tan and no descernable talent whatsoever.Fucking love it.
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I can imagine the greasy, muscled, steroids pumped boyfriend of hers looks like. The girl is so gross looking and doesnt seem very smart. I wish i was the one that punched her in the face instead of that teacher because i wouldnt have apologized for doing it and i would have hit her even harder. What's wrong with her lips? is that her signature pose or what? Damn ugly ass bitch
NASTY!!
Snooki, you are not a size 3, you are fat!
DEAR GOD look at that gut!
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fat, trashy, sloppy shape, big gut, thin lips, droopy breasts, ugly hair.
"We're the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life."
bitch are u ignorant?!!!!! come let me slap the ugly off you!!
darn! i kinda thought she'd end up w/the sitch!!
He's a body builder? She looks pregnant and ready to give a blow job with her mouth like that. What an ugly little troll.
Can she try smiling so she doesn't look like an idiot with her stupid lips & ugly poof?
And Perez, get your head outta her ass.
Everytime I see this thing and her hideous curl lip orange moustache, I'm going to puke.
Don't you spellcheck?
Why are you giving this SKANK attention??
hahahahha….she's such a hot mess man!!!! hahaha…. www.freshprincenyc2010.com
FUCK I AM SICK OF THIS BROAD'S FACE, HOW THE HELL COULD ANYONE WATCH THAT SHOW? WHATEVER- WHY IS SHE ALWAYS DOING THAT SHIT WITH HER LIPS….?
"We're going to be the sexiest couple i have ever seen in my entire life.."
DELUSIONAL MUCH?!
And is it me, or does she pull that lemon sucking face in EVERY fucking picture?!!
I hate her clothes, her hair is not cute, and does she know any other facial expression?? Did she even go to school? I bet half her conversations go "and like, he was like, your on that show, and I was like yeah and your like a juicehead…."
Perez, your disrespectful and down right rude to people who have made a name for themselves and have worked there butts off too get where they are and are amazingly talented at what they do, but you just love little Snooki. Please, she's just as bad as Heidi Montage!!
FAT>>>HUGE>>>>>>BEER-GUT>>>>>YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha who gives a shit!…OMG SOMEOBODY IS DATING SOMEBODY ELSE…whoa thats CRAZY…
dude!, is that an octopus on her head?
She's kidding, she's really kidding, right? Because "sexy" and "Snooki" are polar opposites, oxymorons. Man oh man, has she looked at her duckface in the mirror lately? And her body? Oh, ugh, sexy?????? Bleh!!!!!!!!
She looks preggers in that photo lol! Does she not know how to make a regular face at the camera? Her face is always in that sour pucker. And clearly she doesn't realize that she's actually NOT attractive in the LEAST. Most gag-inducing couple, most likely!!!
Is this the bitch who claims she is a size 3??? Not only is she fat, but delusional as well. Nice muffin top you lard ass! Disappear back into obscurity where you belong.
I hope this little fat bitch enjoys her 15 minutes of fame. I haven't even watched this show and I find them all disgusting and if I was Italian American, I'd be pissed that this is who is representing.
Poor lil' turdblossom looks like a Hobbit in Elvira drag……and bad Elvira drag at that.
SNOOKIE, YOU SAUSAGE, CALL JENNI CRAIG.
hahahahahaha can't stop laughing that's the dumbest thing to say ever
Jesus Christ Perez, you used to kiss Speidi's ass and print shit about them when nobody cared, now you do it for this disgusting peice of shit. She is the fucking ugliest, fattest, nastiest little turd on television. You call someone like Leann Rimes all kinds of names, but you jump on the bandwagon of this little scumbag? You are the biggest ass kissing douchebag there is. This bitch makes me sick, and from the looks of the comments about 99% of the population agrees, so why do you keep pandering to her and posting her ugly ass pictures. She's fucking disgusting and so are you.
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I have never watched the show and never would. I find the entire cast worthless, uneducated, and not appealing to look at. Only in America can no-talents like this bunch make it. I guess we have a huge population of underachievers, who like watching others they consider, lower on the human chain then they are. I just wish everyone would stop giving them air and print time and let them fade back into obscurity where they belong!!!!!!!!!!1
on the premire of jersey shore, everyone who came on the show was like, really attractive & then she came on and i was like ew, wtf? and started laughing for like, 5 mins.
ahaha is that a baby bump because she looks preggers here.