Taylor Lautner To Star In Stretch Armstrong Movie!

Settling into his position as Hollywood's golden boy, Taylor Lautner has signed on to star in an upcoming action blockbuster!
As the beloved bendable childhood figurine, Stretch Armstrong!
The Twilight star will be portraying the Silly Putty-like action hero in the upcoming 3D flick which is set to hit theaters later this year.
"In the past two years, Taylor has emerged as a real star at the global box office," says a rep for Universal Pictures.
"He brings the perfect balance of energy and athleticism to the role of an unlikely super hero with a fantastic super power. We couldn't be more pleased that he has agreed to be our Stretch."
Thoughts???
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Dumb.
That is so stupid. The "Max Steel" movie honestly sounds like a more entertaining watch.
I imagine the "Max Steel" movie to be basically "The Marine" except with Taylor Lautner in it. That would be the greatest thing ever.
wow hollywoodlife.com had this YESTERDAY!!!
perez you suck your losing all your fans
I think he has definitely been typecasted and is heading to a famous Hollywood celebrity burn out, like no offense but he has too many movies that are alike at the same time. His next work will be the Surreal Life and Dancing with the Stars
They won't need to add any CGI effects to that neck…
Bet you stretch your dick every time you post a new pic of him.
wow it already looks like hes practicing to be in the movie with his neck streched out like a girraffe!
Who cares i dont even know who this character is!
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LOOOOL at the doodle! XD
He cannot act. >.
and this tard is who????????
Better put a blonde wig on him…Considering Stretch Armstrong is blonde..
Yawn.
At lease 5 sites had this posted yesterday afternoon. Maybe you should get your news from another source.
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I thought he did pretty well on SNL, and I'm sure this can't be worse than all the other shit bucket movies out there now a days…
I've seen both Twilight and New Moon, and I can't say that he's the golden boy…. he's still a kid and I don't think he's that good.. He was ok with what he hadda work with.. And what's up with his NECK?????
Tons of ppl had this yesterday Mario! Ur career is goin down the crapper
This is going to be sooooo lame.
Stretch Armstrong was awesome. This kid, looks like a Caveman.
He needs to go away.
another film for the 8 to 14 bunch funny thing is they don't even know who SA is…baby boom toy it will do as good as speed racer
Sounds lame to me
he came out in two popular movies and he was not even the lead character. this kid is setting himself up for failure fast.
the only person who will make it outside of twilight will be robert…atleast he can play more then one type of character.
running out of "good" movie ideas???????????
hez like a hotter matt damon!!!! THINK ABOUT IT!!!
he could do alot with those.
js.
He'll be gone by next year unless they make another lame damn vampire movie
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he's getting all these really stupid movies. no offence but atleast R-Pattz is working with academy award winning actors and directors.
Can this kid LOOK any gayer ? For gawd's sake, just come outa the closet already…..Oh, wait, then you would have no career. Cancel that ! My bad !
wtf? I just googled stretch armstrong. I bursted out laughing! They can´t be serious?? HAHAHAHAH He really sucks at choosing roles! I WILL NOT be watching this movie. Anyway, Im not a fan of him, so don´t really care
I love Taylor and wish him nothing but the best. However, I don't think Max Steel nor Stretch Armstrong are good movie roles for him. He is going to get typed cast.
So far I think Rob has made the better movie choices out of all of his other cast mates. Remember Me looks like a good movie and , Bel Ami, Water Elephants are really good books. I think they will be good movies if they have a good screen writer as well as a good director.
old news…
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…I am just here to have fun with the comments.
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And yes, I know that Perez is earning money with this, but who cares.
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it is worth the fun!
bad choices. If he wants a long career he should choose another type of characters I think. Buth his team probably is just interested in the $$
perezito, I love you but you gotta work on those sources man!! you're getting the stories a bit late in the game
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What?! Ew, what a stupid, stupid idea. I smell a stinker. Taylor just cos it's a starring role doesn't mean it's a good idea!
not a very flattering pic of him…. you could have chosen a good one. But no matter what he looks like he still isn't a very good actor. He's seems nice though and everything.
He should do more movies where he can show his athleticism..
He must get rid of the twilight image..
He does have a long neck in that photo.
I think he is so ugly…
Early winner for "Worst Movie of 2011"
yay, stretch was always my barbie's boyfriend lol
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lame.
bomb for sure
Oh my fucking God! Are you fucking serious with this shit? Is there no new idea in Hollywood at all? What are they gonna make next? A movie based on Rainbow Bright? How about Strawberry Shortcake? What about my Jem doll from the 80's? Can't wait to see the new Thundercats movie! Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh…now they need to bring back He-Man too! GI Joe blew goats. Transformers was Megan Fox soft porn and Shia acting skeerd and jittery. TL can't act, he's going to look ridiculous given that Stretch is blonde and very white (can't wait to see the wig on that one), and there is no reason whatsoever for this toy to be turned into a movie other than to try and capitalize on TL's supposed fame b/c it's kind of a stupid toy to begin with.