Heidi Speaking In Riddles, Nobody Cares
The silicone must be starting to leak into her brain because girlfriend is making absolutely NO sense!
Heidi Montag was completely shocked as to why her mother would flip a shiz out over her daughter's multiple plastic surgeries when the two finally met face to mutilated face, she is reportedly very "fragile."
"I'm not in a great place right now. I was hysterical the whole time. It was so hurtful. My body really set back from recovering from all the crying, stress and that traumatic experience. My insides were just throbbing and pounding but I know it's part of what I had to go through."
Yes, because it must have been so easy for a mother to look at her daughter and see nothing but boobs and silicone at 23.
However, the world took a collective sigh of relief when it was comforted to know that Heidi has been healing with weekly massages, and is the "happiest I've ever been in my life."
Okay, so you're not in a great place, but also the happiest you've ever been? Is that what you say to the mirror when you feel like crying but can't because your tear ducts don't function properly anymore?
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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She's like out of invasion of the body snatchers now. It's like it's her but it's not her. Her mother probably doesn't even know who she is anymore. But that girly man she married isn't around anymore. Where's he been? Something tells me he'll be flying the coop as soon as he can.
who gives a rat's azz about this stupid girl?
she looks like a plastic zombie.
bye-di montag! gtfo here!
Her pain meds must have been wearing off
you brought all this shit on yourself, you stupid twat. nobody feels sorry for you. we all just want your husband to be as miserable as you are. and for both of you stay that miserable forever.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone in such deep denial in my whole life. I think she's officially lost her damn mind. I don't think it's even appropriate to make fun of her anymore, she's such a sad, tragic human being, I'm seriously starting to feel bad for her. Anyone who gets that much plastic surgery at 23 has serious issues. Bitch needs help, stat.
But really, who cares? I don't even think this is news worthy. She keeps flapping her trap just to keep herself in the media. She is not even worth reporting about. She is just a nobody.
I LOVE HEIDI
Why did she release anything about her CD flopped? she probably would say that it was a hit
Not that I'm the type to wish ill will on anyone, but wouldn't it be a KARMIC JOKE FROM HELL if in a few months from now, this dim-witted insecure young woman is attacked in the face by a pit-bull?
Or falls into a door and requires a new nose and 27 stitches?
'Cause y'know… sometimes Mother Nature finds it pretty offensive when you spend tons of wasted cash making yourself into someone entirely different.
Clearly, she can't keep her story straight.
Waaaa Waaaa! She an attention whore! Shut up already and go away. Nobody cares…….you did this to yourself.
As a mother of a 24 year old, I can understand how her mother feels. When my daughter was 23, she got a tatoo that covered her entire back. I was physically sick about it and I don't even see it very often. Her poor mother has to see Heidi's messed up face and boobs all the time.
Poh gahl!!! LOL
Eeew when I first saw the pic without reading the headline I thought it was Paris
who really cares about this girl i mean shit she only did it for attention and she is not getting the reaction she wanted so now its a pity party..she does look alot better she was ugly before the hills…but she needs to stop worrying about everybodys opinion..
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I am starting to pity her, people hate her, she hates herself, and now her family is angry at her. I bleached my hair platinum blonde at the age of 28, and my mother CRIED because she was so upset. Our parents love us the way we are, and when they see that we can't love ourselves the way we are, they take it very personally.
I think Heidi needs to move out of Los Angeles, return to Colorado to get back to reality and find herself. LA is a soul-sucking place where you have to give up every good part of yourself and tear yourself apart as a person to get anywhere.
I used to envy celebs, I wanted to be one, but when I had a 60 year old producer ask me to give him a blow job for a part in a HALLMARK CHANNEL MOVIE, I said "screw this, I'm better than this" and I never looked back. I wanted nothing more to do with that industry. It's not "who you know" it's "who you blow" and trust me, you give a little bit of your soul to any Devil on those streets who wants it for the taking. I wasn't willing to be a prostitute to get anywhere, and unfortunately, Hollywood is still very much a man's world. All the women on the screen either got there by being ruthless bitches or ruthless whores, or by the odd chance of discovery that only strikes lottery winners and shark attack victims.
Heidi, get therapy, and leave LA immediately!
Me, me, me, me, me….me, me, me, me, me. Me, me! Me, me? Me.
I really hate this bitch. I hate the fact that I know who she is and I've NEVER watched "The Hills". I do, however, love watching her FAIL. The Miss Universe debacle, the CD that BOMBED, the horrible plastic surgery. Desperate people like Heidi make me sick and they will always fail. I love it.
I used to feel sorry for Heidi, becasue she was married to Spencer Pratt….but now I feel sorry for Spencer because he is married to Heidi…………….what is going on people??????
These have to be the two people we are most happy to NOT be!
You got it wrong, PereZ. Maybe a little brain will leak in to the silicon.
It sounds like hell, to be that self-absorbed.
Hopefully she does the World a favor and offs herself, this pathetic, talentless, deeply insecure nobody is of no worth to anyone.
Re: Brainiac –
I liked the way you think.
Re: Brainbug –
The funniest and most pathetic thing is the CD that failed was titled Superficial ha ha…what a loser she is.
Bitch is CRAZY! I don't know anyone that got plastic surgury and looked 10 years older!