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He's a little doughier than we'd prefer, but we do like his smoldering gaze.

Levi Johnston's Playgirl cover hit the newsstands today and we likey! But we're still disappointed at the lack of peen — what a tease!

Do you think Sexy Sarah is picking up an issue?

55 comments to “Levi Johnston's Playgirl Cover!”



  1. 1

    ahahhhaaha what a cutie ^_^



  2. 2

    This boy should keep his clothes on in public.



  3. 3

    You're a lot doughier than we prefer to look at. Don't be gay. Oh wait, never mind…..too late.



  4. 4

    He IS aware that mostly gay men buy playgirl right?



  5. 5

    LOL seeing Perez use the word doughier to describe someone makes me laugh out loud. What a joke!



  6. 6

    Ah, Perez. You are indeed one to comment on the 'doughiness' of a fit (though intellectually challenged) young man (when you couldn't pose for such a photo) and in the next post criticize the insanity of heidi montag's bizarre surgery. Hmm. what is the word? ¿Ironía?

    Don't worry, I'm sure he can get some micro-liposculpture and more suitable to your ideal.



  7. 7

    Oh Perezious! "doughier"???? WTF???

    The man is smokin' hot and the bod is terrific, and that Wasilla Hillbilly hick daughter of The Tundra Tart was lucky to be able to get a *pity fuck* from Levi!



  8. 8

    Doughier! That is not a word that should ever escape your mouth. Fat boy Perez could never even dream to look like this guy.



  9. 9

    DOUGHIE? who the fuck are YOU calling 'DOUGHIE', perez? not only are you a fat and mooshy fuck perez, but you are butt ass ugly on top of it. PFFT. DOUGHIE? Most men would DIE for his body INCLUDING YOU u fat ugly prik.



  10. 10

    Don't call her "Sexy Sarah" please. Sarah Hitler Palin would be more like it. She talks exactly like him before he came to power, and we all know what happened ! Beware of the vulgar trying to pass for fuhrer=furore stuff.



  11. 11

    Could be a lot worse. Could be doughy, balding, have a massive head, horse teeth, still living with Mom, can't get a date and a pedophile.



  12. 12

    i would suck this guy dry!



  13. 13

    He is definitely not "doughie"…still not buying it though.

  14. barb says – reply to this


    14

    If he's doughy then you are a blinp



  15. 15

    didnt this come out months ago? looks like a doughy douchebag



  16. 16

    Ummm sorry but he looks hot. A lot hotter than you could ever imagine to be Perez. No matter how much weight you loose-you'll still be hairy, pimple faced and pudgy, and oh yeah-butt ugly!



  17. 17

    I don't think he's "doughy" at all. He's pretty average; most men have that body type and I think it's sexy! Wow, Hollywood has such impossible standards. Not all of us have time to work out 8 hours a day to fit the supposed "mold".

  18. k-lee says – reply to this


    18

    this guy is so effin hot!



  19. 19

    When are we going to accept people as they are? This guy is not "doughie"; he's just not anorexic. You perpetuate all that is wrong about our society. It makes me sick.



  20. 20

    Alright, i'm gonna go rub one out now, night y'all!



  21. 21

    He's extremely cute…country boys rock!

  22. Scrib says – reply to this


    22

    Yeah, he's doughy and you're a big fat piggy with a huge head and receding hairline. Take a good look in the mirror ya freak.



  23. 23

    Looks like an old 70s back issue.



  24. 24

    How skinny do you want him!?! Seriously Perez! The guy looks effing HOT! See the six pack? Now lift up your shirt? See the rolls? That is doughie!!



  25. 25

    doughier? POT CALLING KETTLE???



  26. 26

    He's doughier than you prefer ??!!!?? WTF are you then ?? LMAO !! Shit, you're the pilsbury dough boy himself ! OK he doesn't have the best body in the whole world, but it isn't bad at all. He is not as fat nearly as you are, and at least he doesn't have the nasty male muffin top like you do (as seen in the video of you showing off your body) In fact, he has a rather nice body .. it may not be all muscular and what not, but everyone would rather look at him sitting there naked in that pose, than to even imagine you doing it. HAHA !!



  27. 27

    why would she have to go out and buiy a copy?? you don't think she let her subscription run out, do you??



  28. 28

    "Doughy"?? Tell me, Perez, when was the last time PlayGirl approached *you* to do a photo spread?

  29. 6one9 says – reply to this


    29

    I'll sooooooooo pass. Look at his hang over “ and he's how old??



  30. 30

    I read DOUCHIER…think that was implied. No worries.

    I like his rockabilly hair/look…where's his creepers



  31. 31

    Doughier??? Are you fucking serious? Your so quick to point out peoples flaw yet are you a fatty?



  32. 32

    I hate Sarah Palin, but hate this asshole even more! What a wannabe!



  33. 33

    SEXY SEXY SEXY…FUCK U PEREZ. HE WOULDNT TOUCH U FOR $7.00..



  34. 34

    DUDE YOU ARE DOUGHY AND YOUR MEXICAN….TWO POINTS AGAINST YOU. THIS GUY IS SMOKING HOT, YOU JUST WISH HE WOULD SLIDE HIS COCK BETWEEN YOUR TACO LOVING LIPS….LOL….SEE HOW IT FEELS? LEARN…..BLESSED BE



  35. 35

    Doughier!? This coming from the Pillsbury Dough Boy himself.



  36. 36

    Eeeeewwwwwww! Yuck … gross … really??????????????



  37. 37

    Said the man who can't get laid unless he paid.



  38. 38

    "Doughier???" You've got to be kidding Perez, this man is all muscle. You couldn't be as slim as him if you tried.

  39. @v@ says – reply to this


    39

    Re: superawesomedave – Mexican does not = Cuban. Read up.



  40. 40

    did you just say that hes a little doughier than you prefer??

    what the hell is your problem pilsbury doughman?? shut the fuck up, its fat people like you that give the world this inconceivable view of what a perfect body is. the last thing that man is, is doughy.



  41. 41

    Doughier? Seriously, Perez I freaking love you, but seriously? This is why young people nowadays have so many issues about their body? You are calling this guy fat? I mean I am not a fan. But let's have realistic expectations, not everyone can have a washboard stomach or flat belly.



  42. 42

    WHAT'S GOING ON WHEN A DUDE CAN MAKE A LIVING BECAUSE HE INPREGNANT HIS UNDERAGE GF?????? THIS GUY IS A TOOL…..



  43. 43

    IMPREGNATED …. i mean sorry for the typo on above post



  44. 44

    I don't have a clue who this guy is but he is definately not "doughie". wtf? are we looking at the same picture??????????



  45. 45

    Who are you to call anything but an elephant "doughy"?

    He needs to hurry up and show the goods before everyone forgets about him.



  46. 46

    Loser of the year!



  47. 47

    …lots of fluid retention. Must be his "time of the month".



  48. 48

    HOT!



  49. 49

    What "dough" are you talking about????



  50. 50

    Doughier? Look in nthe mirror lardass.



  51. 51

    HE IS A JOKE ! HE IS FAMOUS FOR NOTHING.



  52. 52

    He's "doughier than you prefer"? Its ugly fucks like you that cause people to have image problems. You do nothing but point out people's faults on here. How about being positive? That's too foreign an idea for you isn't it, you fucking idiot. But what do you expect from someone who uses "amazeballs" and thinks its cute. Newsflash—-not cute you overbearing homo. You give the rest of us gay folk a bad name.



  53. 53

    So- you are doughy too!



  54. 54

    DOUGHIER?…PEREZ DO YOU OWN A FUCKING MIRROR?..YOUR SERIOUSLY FUCKING UGLY…love ur site tho…waaaay cheaper than magazines…



  55. 55

    Um ewww! There are plenty of good looking MEN (not boys) that I would prefer to see on this cover!