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Snooki's New Man Revealed!

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They're even the same shade of orange! Those two are meant to be!

Snooki's new boytoy is Emilio Antonio and he's definitely her type. The guido/juicehead took to his Facebook to post pics of the young oompa loompas lovers. He even titled them "my babe."

Go get 'em, Snooks!

126 comments to “Snooki's New Man Revealed!”

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  1. 1

    he'll just be riding that gravy train………
    oh and she looks fucking dumb with her "duck face"



  2. 2

    LMAO!

    They LITERALLY look like brother and sister……kinda GROSS



  3. 3

    THey look cute together! Hope he's not doing it for the publicity tho. We love our Snooks!



  4. 4

    They're the
    same color
    of fake-n-bake.
    Sherwin Williams
    #73.



  5. 5

    Trash, traaash, traaaaash!!!



  6. 6

    i just wonder if her mouth is frozen like that? the awkward pucker-pose has got to stop! she doesn't even let it die when she's kissing this hunk of studded spray tan.

    gross.



  7. 7

    Uhhhhhhhhh, can you just imagine the brilliant conversations these two are having?



  8. 8

    This should have been one of those "IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED" posts.



  9. 9

    her lips are sooo uglyyy



  10. 10

    Good for her, its about time after all those desperate attemps. It was sad watching her looking for love.



  11. 11

    FUCKING SCUMBAGS



  12. 12

    He's totally wearing makeup!!!



  13. 13

    After seeing the first photo I thought…he'd make a pretty drag queen or gay porn bottom.



  14. 14

    Why do you kiss this Z list skank's ass so much? She has a stank personality and if she were 2 inches shorter she'd be a circle.



  15. 15

    Oh good lord, not this ugly duck again! Perez, for the love of all that's holy, PLEASE quit posting her pictures….she will give your readers nightmares! What's up with his beard? Still going through puberty? And look at her kissing him, her lips are still duck-like….



  16. 16

    Is it just me or does the dude look alot like Pauly D?



  17. 17

    he's just in it for the $$$ and he's fucking 13 girls on the side



  18. 18

    he has the same "duck face" look!!! LOL!!!



  19. 19

    Duck-face love!



  20. 20

    Good 4 her!



  21. 21

    this makes me happy!!!!



  22. 22

    eeek.this grosses me outt! Whats so hot about being tan?? Snookies fat, she shouldd like,. quit eating pickels and pick up a fucking carret!!



  23. 23

    WTH is UP with that stupid Betty Boop face?



  24. 24

    TRASH !!!



  25. 25

    fuckin nasty are they twins?

    that bitch is nasty



  26. 26

    Re: Boxy Brown – LMFAO !!!!!!!!! "if she were 2 inches shorter she'd be a circle."



  27. 27

    nice eyebrows. bah.



  28. 28

    he's hot but a fucking famewhore just like her



  29. 29

    Re: breebreeexx – you should pick up a dictionary.



  30. 30

    Re: Anonymousdude That's exactly what I thought - they don't look like lovers, but identical twins.



  31. 31

    I GIVE IT A WEEK….



  32. 32

    He looks like Pauly D…



  33. 33

    He Look sLike Pauly D- Wicked bad- They look cute together though… Go Snickers!!



  34. 34

    OMG, he looks a lot like Pauly D!!! Good for her! She seemed extremely frustrated to be single.



  35. 35

    ARE THEY RELATED?????????
    HE LOOKS LIKE HER BIG BROTHER!
    NOT THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, MY BROTHER WAS THE BEST KISSER EVER!
    GO SNOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!



  36. 36

    Re: KikiRi – lol thats exactly what i said when i seen the picture!



  37. 37

    He looks like Pauly D



  38. 38

    Three words: Gay, gay, gay



  39. 39

    gross



  40. 40

    this what it looks like when two ducks kiss



  41. 41

    Pardon my ignorance, but where did the term "juicehead" come from?
    He sucks manjuice?
    He drinks orange tanning aid?
    He and his bimbette do vodka/oj shots?
    Please tell me, I can't rest until I know.



  42. 42

    yewwww they look alike!



  43. 43

    Please someone spay them before the multiply…

  44. chlyn says – reply to this


    44

    @KikiRi #16: I thought the same thing!!

    +1 to Anonymousdude #2, archimmes #7, batkiss #13, BoxyBrown #14, BabaWawa #19

    That said…I love Snooki and I'm glad she's gettin' some!



  45. 45

    Does anyone else think he kinda looks like Pauly D?



  46. 46

    ew.



  47. 47

    stop posting about these failures @ life



  48. 48

    I thought it was Pauly



  49. 49

    mmmm he's cute!!! go snooks! show these haters wass up!



  50. 50

    Oh hell I thought her and Pauly D hooked up!!!



  51. 51

    he's prettier than she is



  52. 52

    Hes a good looking guy but looks like a player. I bet he has some other girls on the side



  53. 53

    well look at that - they're the same color and make matching duck faces! perfect match!



  54. 54

    Re: Boxy Brown – if she were 2 inches shorter she'd be a circle.

    funniest quote of the day, and I am stealing it from you, thanks!



  55. 55

    Is it just me, but what is this Snooki famous for??Never ever heard of her before Perez started writing about her



  56. 56

    hes way hotter than she is

  57. Laury says – reply to this


    57

    He's the one who posted the pics?? Ha! Famewhore. They look like they could be related. He's litteraly the male version of Snooki. Not cute.



  58. 58

    Re: Brainiac – It means he abuses steroids and the like.



  59. 59

    What the fuck are they doing with their lips???



  60. 60

    So much for Snookin' for Love.



  61. 61

    They do look like brother and sister. Lack of men outside the family gene pool to hook up with in New Jersey Snoopi?And do they actually think that fake orange tan that makes them all look like Oompa Loompas looks good?And dzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.sorry, that happens every time i chat about them bores.



  62. 62

    He's got the doushebag beard, sweet!



  63. 63

    OMG i knoww himm! hahaha



  64. 64

    Re: Beach Bum – LOL!!They look like they need to be scrubbed down with bleach.



  65. 65

    looks like Pauly D



  66. 66

    He's gay Ive slept with him b4!! NO LIE!!!

  67. exBFF says – reply to this


    67

    wow. chin strap. mac cosmetics. shirt stolen from Madonna circa 1996.

    Hey Perez…I think you just found your next Boy Band reject.

  68. exBFF says – reply to this


    68

    you just KNOW their sheets look like a cheeto factory exploded.



  69. 69

    Oh puhleeze… You know he is with her solely for the publicity and as stated below, ride the gravy train… Sorry, I am no bowl of flowers but he is a little to good looking to be with that….



  70. 70

    GOOD GOD. WTF.



  71. 71

    GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYYYYYYYYYYY GAYYYYYYYY



  72. 72

    They look like a pair of orange ducks. What is WITH that stupid pout thing she does every time there is a camera in her face. It's NOT attractive chubby one.



  73. 73

    OMG, What is it with those gross lips? Can either of them simply smile into the camera without making that stupid duck face? These two are a fine example of trash, just plain and simple trash! I will be so glad when Perez is tired of this Snooki girl and will stop posting so much blah blah blah about her.



  74. 74

    I swear he's the same guy that works at the Taco Bell around the corner from me……..



  75. 75

    he looks like paulyD!!



  76. 76

    Re: b a t k i s s
    Thanks, batkiss. :) That explained a lot..
    "I'm really not all that tough, but if I pump iron and suck on roids and paint my face yellow I'll look tough, and dumb insecure chicks who like dumb insecure dweebs who LOOK tough will think that I actually AM tough."
    Aw, a match made in heaven, then.



  77. 77

    Re: exBFF
    LMFAO, man! :) Well done!



  78. 78

    EEWW she has the ugliest nose and face I have ever seen. Enjoy your 10 mins there *SNOOKS*



  79. 79

    ahahahah they both do the same pucker face



  80. 80

    love me some snickz, but be careful!!! he's prob. in it for the cameras ;) just sayin…



  81. 81

    I'm shocked no one else thought he was Pauly D on first glance. Serioulsy, same hair and all. I agree about her pucker face though - that has got to stop. Does she think she looks good like that? She's a beautiful girl, she doesn't need to pose like that. I hope he's not using her, but you know he is. She's so generous, she'll get taken advantage of for sure. Be careful, Snooks!



  82. 82

    LOL



  83. 83

    so exposed, they might as well have made a all-sex tape!!



  84. 84

    I can't believe that everyone is so obsessed with Jersey Shore.. They are all trash… That's what's wrong with this country, we look up to people like these..



  85. 85

    Why are they so orange looking?

    Why does he look like her brother?!

    Damn, he must be SHORT!



  86. 86

    like EWWW..she talked soo much smack on how hot he is and look at him….i guess love really is blind! and she is short like borderline little person short and he isnt much taller by the looks of those pics, awww they're almost sooo ugly its cute!



  87. 87

    i think she must have really looked up to priscilla presley back in the day, because i just relized that is who she looks like!….



  88. 88

    this is lame. why do you continually post on this nasty girl! shes vile! she doesnt even seem like a nice person.



  89. 89

    I just tasted a bit of bile rising up from my stomach



  90. 90

    holy crap those are some ugly people…!



  91. 91

    Re: exBFF – LMAO….ohhh that was the funniest thing I've heard all day.



  92. 92

    Re: Brainiac – The term "Juicing" means anabolic steroid use.



  93. 93

    Who is she? And wasn't he on the Gotti show? They're all the same.



  94. 94

    this chick isnt even italian she is chilean. she was adopted



  95. 95

    The guy may look stupid but he's not. He's trying to finagle himself onto the 10k a show JS. He's using snooks!
    Ronnie is a "juicehead" but I believe Snookie means that as any dude who likes to hang out at the gym a lot.



  96. 96

    Re: Gary78 – That's the reason I don't watch TV anymore, unless for the occasional news.



  97. 97

    Ewww, they look like brother and sister



  98. 98

    they look like brother and sister!!!!



  99. 99

    wow her mouth is gross o.o



  100. 100

    He is fugly and skanky . . . just like Snooki. Birds of the same feather….

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