ASSlee Threatens Promises To Reproduce More!!

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Ashlee Simpson recently told anyone who would listen that she's ready for more children with husband Pete Wentz. Apparently she loves "being a mother."

“We’re together all the time. Bronx is definitely finding himself, and he’s getting his own personality, so hide-and-seek, and new little things. He does sign language, so that’s been fun.”

The greasy couple also apparently have Valentine's Day plans that don't involve Ashlee watching Undiscovered on repeat while Pete sexts her pictures of his peen!

“Every Valentine’s Day is sweet. Pete’s very creative, so he’s always coming up with something clever and surprising me. Hopefully I’ll surprise him this year.”

With what? An acting role you won't get fired from or an album that will sell? Bwa ha ha!

xoxo

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    Posted: Feb 9, 2010 at 6:30 pm / Email this  »

    25 comments to “ASSlee Threatens Promises To Reproduce More!!”



    1. 1

      Please dude. Don't give her any more press. This bitch needs to go away.



    2. 2

      you all hate on her like there is no tomorrow! shit,



    3. 3

      leave her alone. i dont get why you hate on her so much.
      you never hear anyone hating on her parenting skills or her private life, so she must be doing something right at home.



    4. 4

      LOL!! This post was actually funny!! Keep it up Perez!!



    5. 5

      Aww. That's mean. Lol



    6. 6

      I can't stand her…can't sing, can't act, not even pretty. Why is she famous again?



    7. 7

      Perez why do you hate her so much? She is a good mom and yeah her career might suck right now but give her credit she is a young mom who actaully takes care of her child and isnt out partying all the time. I just dont get why you hate her so much?



    8. 8

      It must be tough for her being a single mother, coming from a dysfunctional family, a seriously mentally ill sister along with her own mental delusions that she's a singer-actress-dancer, a cross-dressing ex-husband, and ex-boyfriend that thinks he's a singer-actor-dancer.



    9. 9

      again. you'd love to be her. skinny, beauty, talented, with a famous rock star boyfriend, lot of money. and btw i care about her.l if you don't like her, doesn't mean that the rest of the world hates her. i can't wait to hear new music from her, and i love watching her acting



    10. 10

      Re: valeem – You forgot to add he's jealous that Pete's dick is all hers and all he gets is to see old pictures of it.



    11. 11

      Whoever writes these posts will surely spend eternity in Hell.



    12. 12

      the little girls legs are bigger than hers



    13. 13

      You must love her…because you talk about her enough.



    14. 14

      I usually dont agree with you Perez bashing pretty, talented actresses, but this bitch ain't none of those things.
      Ugh! Please don't reproduce anymore! This world has enough trash!



    15. 15

      ugly, fake, talentless and irrelevant



    16. 16

      i was shocked to see that her baby wasnt an actual douche bag…maybe next it will be.
      really



    17. 17

      I'm really open minded when it comes to music but goddamn this bitch's music is horrible. Just like her sister's. Oh and FOB sucks too.



    18. 18

      stop being so cruel to Ashlee u jackass. like u have any talent? haha



    19. 19

      God help us all.



    20. 20

      The only ASS around here is YOU, Perez. I don't care what she or her husband do. But for you to make your usual ignorant judgements about others when you're such a reviled failure is ridiculous.



    21. 21

      i see you keep hating on talented people



    22. 22

      ASSlee? You are so incredibly juvenile. Most people are over this kind of silliness by the time they're out of elementary school. Maybe if you were a little more mature, you wouldn't be such a loser in love….there's a reason you're alone.



    23. 23

      Makes you look bad, Perez. They're happy. Stop hating.



    24. 24

      yeah the bitch needs to go away, ASSlee is dump ass bitch
      mean
      useless
      dump
      mean
      useless dump
      FAKE



    25. 25

      I don't like her, but she looks kinda nice in this picture.
      That poor girl though, haha!