Jordan: Desperate For Babie$ With New Husband!
Oh good! Just what the world needs - more children you can abandon when another two minutes in the limelight comes your way!!
Possibly the world's most despicable gutter troll/reality whore Jordan AKA Katie Price AKA Go The Fuck Away, is ready to spawn more poor things with the help her diseased vagina and latest husband, cage fighter/tranny/fellow reality whore Alex Reid.
We liked the story better that he was getting that shiz annulled ASAP!!
The Dina Lohan in training says:
"Me and Alex so want kids – well, we are trying, so let's hope, let's hope."
Yeah, Jordan. We'll all be keeping our fingers crossed and saying extra prayers tonight before bedtime!!
Bitch is also trying to deny that her Vegas quickie wedding is a complete travesty to the institution of marriage.
"The reason we got married in Vegas is because you can't get married anywhere else unless you've been divorced for a certain amount of days. There was no Elvis or – you know, it wasn't tacky at all. In fact, the pictures are absolutely gorgeous. I am in such a happy place, it's so great. You know, new year, new beginning and a new family life to start."
Yes, yes, this all sounds very sincere, Jordan, thanks for clarifying and convincing us that you're NOT a disgusting excuse for a human being.
Quick suggestion, though - maybe before you have more kids to eff for life, you could, you know, focus on the THREE you already brought into this world.
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Perez Hilton AKA GO THE FUCK AWAY doesn't seem to see the parallels between Jordan's fame whoring and his own. And Mario, what you know about any vagina, diseased or otherwise, you could write on 1/8 of a pinhead; you also know fuck-all about kids and parenthood. You are the LAST person who should sit in judgement of anyone else. I have a quick suggestion for you: Vanish. Now. Forever. Your disappearance would be no loss to anyone.
peter is going to end up taking care of all those kids too! gahhhhhhh. she is so annoying and stupid
Perez, I would have no idea who she is if it wasn't for you, If you want her to go away, then stop blogging about her.
wasn't he just saying yesterday that he wanted an anullment? do all of these people have multiple personality disorder or something?
Diseased whore.
This woman SHOULD not be allowed to have babies! She can’t even look after a disabled child and the rest of the kids she already has! Loser!
omgggg trainwreck story!!!!!!
Oh, my! You´re sooo mean, Mario!! But for once I totally agree!!
I am so SICK of this bitches face, she is on the cover of every fucking magazine and every paper…That poor guy she married didn't stand a chance, she pounced on him as soon as he got out of that big brother house, as soon as she knew she was on to a good thing with him. She is a fucking slag and i feel sick for even wasting my time writing about her…Eww
Perez, I say this with the nicest tone possible…NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS JORDAN CHICK.
WHO? Is there like a British channel on cable? Do you have to pay extra and what is it called? They're full of drama but I don't know WTF they are.
Re: La Garse – LOL ….MARIO'S SUCH A ASS
while i agree katie needs to NOT have anymore kids and focus on the ones she has. i'm shocked it seems that perez seems to hate katie now.
i've never posted before but i had to post on this one. WHAT YOU SAID WAS PERFECT! PERFECT, PERFECT, PERFECT. She is just completely skanky; i feel sorry for her ex-husband. AND especially her children. Can you imagine knowing that other mothers read mags and maybe show their kids pics of her drunk and Ms. Skanky's poor children have to hear about it from classmates??? those poor kids. But i just had to say everything you said was RIGHT ON.
This is probably the funniest article I have ever read on Perez Hilton before. Perez Hilton is the biggest fame whore gutter slut that ever lived!
Perez, this story has been out for almost a week in Britain, you call yourself the Quenn of all Media and can't even get stories until a week after then are announced
Perez, What makes you think that we are the slightest interested in this person. I don't even know who she is. You call her a famewhore but what in the name of all good, are you doing? You are just as big if not bigger joke than this chick and yet you want to cut her down along with all of the others that you spend your day critizing them. Are you really any better? Have you really accomplished more than they have? I didn't think so…..so shut your fat trap!
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BLOGGING ON THIS FUCKING NOBODY
She's desperate for everything…
This woman should not reproduce any longer.
That's right, Jordan…have another baby and all your problems will be solved!
How can anyone take her at all seriously when she has three children she's already abandoned? Her new husband is a complete idiot.
as much as i hate katie and gosh i do. i have to disagree 95% of the time she is a good mum exspecially to her little harvey, she has given that child everything he needs to help him with his disablities (and sadley there are many) im no fan of katie but i have to give her props on harvey. the other two not so sure about ,
BEAUTIFUL BABY BEAUTIFUL….THERE IS A GOD…LOVE YA
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Funny how GO THE FUCK AWAY is always on this website for some idiotic thing or other. If you want her to GO THE FUCK AWAY, why are you always writing about her dickhead?
hahha perez!! I read this in a blog and totally though of you.
Katie Price said she and her new husband Alex Reid, "Are going to be more mysterious, more private and it's not going to be like a Pete and Kate relationship." Then she announced that she wants to get pregnant, or "Reidinated," soon
Reidentated instead or sperminated. Love it!!!
how could she handle more children??? she already has 2 young kids and a disabled son to take care of, surely that's enough?!
she won't GO THE FUCK AWAY as long as you keep publishing blurbs on her you idiot.
tell me again how gay marriage is an affront to the institution of marriage……………………..