Not that we're suprised, but this man will literally say ANYTHING so long as there's a camera in front of his face! Even that he's a deadbeat dad!!
Of course, Michael basically fessed up to everything to quicken the proceedings so he could - shocker - go outside and blab about it to the press, claiming "there is no animosity between Dina and I" and "she will get the money I owe her."
Of course she's gonna make you pay up! Now that La Loca's career has been reduced to celebrity hoarding specials on The Insider and legging lines, how is Dina gonna afford to keep up her spray tanning? Ali's music career? Psssh.
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