Prepare For One Whale Of A Tale

With Bindi Irwin, bitches!

The latest edition to unnecessary rip-offs/remakes of revered 90s flicks, Free Willy is making its way to the bargain bin in a brand-new straight to DVD flick, Free Willy:Escape From Pirates Cove.

Judging from the cover, it's sure to be a winner.

Is anyone else getting creeped out by the orca giving the eye?

Posted: Feb 9, 2010 at 7:52 pm / Email this »

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35 comments to “Prepare For One Whale Of A Tale”

elliemae1981 says – reply to this

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She's the luckiest girl in the world…besides Ryan Seacrest of course
leXXXi says – reply to this

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…fakest looking Orca EVER!
lmao
Oh well. Go Bindi!
Otter88 says – reply to this

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If the amount of comments on this story relates to how successful the DVD will be, then…
miss_orange says – reply to this

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Re: elliemae1981 – and why is that?!
jessie22 says – reply to this

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hahaha that orca is super creeeeepyy!!!!!!!
mfriendly says – reply to this

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do you mean addition? oh perez. spell check/editing are your friends!
Lookinside89 says – reply to this

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the whale who played the original Free Willy died so therefore this should not be made!
celebritywannabe says – reply to this

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I love Bindi!! Yeah
ladynTO says – reply to this

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this kid should just have a normal life and not be pushed into becoming a celebrity
chicky82 says – reply to this

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Such a fake looking cover, I thought killer whales were huge? Bindi's hand looks odd. I wonder when she hits puberty if she'll forget all the animal saving stuff and become another miley? she already "acts" and "sings ick
jackeelynn728 says – reply to this

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way to f-ing RUIN free Willy!!! It's not the same with out Jesse
selmildem says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA!!!! Thats soo funny and yes it does freak me out too!
SwedishSweetheart says – reply to this

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She looks like Michelle Williams. Heath Ledger's (R.I.P) widow.

Anyway. That's a cute and very smart girl. So sad her dad passed away. R.I.P 2 him 2.
starification says – reply to this

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omg that whale thing is really weird lulz
mollyschambers says – reply to this

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lol the orca is creepin
trinigirl123 says – reply to this

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Yeah I saw this when I watched The Hurt Locker.
davidsask says – reply to this

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Poor Beau Bridges, look what has become of you esp. compared to Oscar nominee Jeff!
jones19 says – reply to this

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EWW that eye is creepy!
Scissorhandz says – reply to this

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My goodness she's getting old
BigJuicyAfricanGoddessBooty says – reply to this

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Bindi Irwin is so fucking ugly!
lopezfanyeah says – reply to this

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I'll take Bindi Irwin any day over the Cruise kid or the Sarah Jessica Parker purchased weirdo babies.

At least the Irwin kid will try to make the world a better place.
bbmela says – reply to this

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*sigh* Jesus…

Can they ruin anything else from my childhood? Littlest Pet Shop? Polly Pocket?
SammiDe says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ENOUGH ALREADY IT WAS DONE AFTER 2 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! NO MORE! JEEEZ I HATE WHEN THEY DRAG MOVIES LIKE THIS OUT! LIKE THE LAND BEFORE TIME HA OVER AND OVER , Back to the Future , Jaws and OTHERS Get over it its a whole new movie new people everything jeez loose the TAG LINE from FREE WILLY the original!
JennyPoetics says – reply to this

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Why is Bindi Irwin the SAME SIZE AS THE ORCA?
bassmentparty says – reply to this

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Fuck she's creepy!
natalie272 says – reply to this

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i saw bindi at the shops today, with terry and bob!! woo!
supersongbird says – reply to this

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Re: ladynTO – Yeah but a little late for that.
Movalley says – reply to this

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Keiko, the original orca, died in a norwegian fjord in 2003. It took more than four years to release Keiko to the wild where he belonged and he just got three years of freedom.
The Free Willy concept should have ended with Keiko, and it makes me sad that they have made the same mistake again.
holyfuck says – reply to this

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GO BINDI
QIT says – reply to this

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What is worse then being stabbed through the heart with a sting ray? Giving birth to a Bindi!
way to ruin my childhood movie. shit the exploitation needs to stop!!!!
www.THEQIT.com
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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lol
blueboy says – reply to this

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Bindi RULES!
DJ_Gossip says – reply to this

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I saw the trailer for this…it's the exact same plot line as the original just in a new place…they even have him jump over a wall to escape…please if you will insert dramatic eye roll here…
iammktb says – reply to this

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They need to STOP ruining classic movies.
kel.j says – reply to this

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uhhhhhh I HATE BINDI. little fame whore!

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