Can John Mayer Handle The Truth???? About That Night We Spent With Him A Few Months Ago…

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Just a few months ago, in October of 2009, Perez was in New York City hosting an event. John Mayer obviously was aware of this, as he's repeatedly admitted in the past that he regularly reads our website, and he started blowing up our cell phone with texts.

The douchebag singer and Perez have had a secret (until now) text and email relationship (nothing sexual) for quite some time now.

Mayer invited us over to his NYC apartment - at 2 AM! - to "listen" to some tracks off his new album. We went - and arrived at 3 AM with three friends, who can verify that this indeed happened.

Over the course of the next five hours, Mayer and Perez pretty much ignored everyone else in the room and engaged in a heated non-stop conversation, the highlight of which was John confronting Perez about whether or not we really think he's gay.

It went like this:

John: "You think I'm gay don't you?"

Perez: "Yes."

John: "I'm not."

Perez: "Have you ever had a penis in your mouth?"

John: "Yes."

Perez: "Your'e gay!"

Mayer has already admitted to making out with Perez. Hopefully one day soon he will admit he's had a penis in his mouth too!

P.S. We'll happily take another lie detector test to prove all this is true!

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    Posted: Feb 10, 2010 at 1:02 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 301

      kay, we all know you're like in love with him, but seriously…like, leave the poor guy alone!!
      NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU SAY!
      John is not gay, AND EVEN IF he was, he could do SOO much better than you!



    2. 302

      Remind me never to find someone I can trust to allow me to take a chance and suck cock…. I ight be called gay and that would be the worst punishment one could have.



    3. 303

      Perez, this is by far one of your biggest mistakes… A HUGE part of your readership are gay people…. Most of which have had it hard being so.. and alot have had it tough coming out. all that BULLSHIT has made them strong. I haven't met a weak gay person… and I have met alot… and no I am not gay. How can you ridicule a man for having a 'gay' fantasy or doing a 'gay' act. Being gay has alot more to do with a physical ACT. It is a way of live and love. To label a man GAY for sucking a dick or for kissing another man is just like labeling a 2 year old child a 'slut' for putting on her mom's make up.



    4. 304

      Prominent members of the gay community who have criticized Hilton's outing tactics include Arts & Entertainment Editor of The Advocate Corey Scholibo, AfterElton.com editor Michael Jensen, and Damon Romine, spokesperson for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. Kim Ficera, contributing writer for AfterEllen.com, wrote,"I have to question the character of a man who attacks others on such deeply personal levels, without provocation and for self-benefit, monetary or otherwise….If he's emotionally incapable of exhibiting even the tiniest bit of compassion for closeted people, if he can't be sensitive to the fact that coming out is a very personal decision and that the process can be difficult for some — especially celebrities — I feel sorry for him. If his juvenile behavior is his shtick, I think it makes him a much more pathetic figure, and one the gay and lesbian community should not support…If we support behavior like Hilton's, we applaud shallowness, arrogance, rage and invasion of privacy, and risk becoming what we despise.



    5. 305

      Actor Bruce Vilanch said, "What purpose does it serve? These [people like Perez] are professional homosexuals. They are gay people for a living. They have to respect the rights of homosexuals who aren't professional."[4] In an article entitled "Just How Dangerous is Perez Hilton?", AfterElton.com suggested that Hilton's actions put people's careers at risk, because anti-gay bias is still a prominent part of American culture. He continued, "Both as a gay man and a journalist, I question whether the gay community should approve of Hilton's actions….Being associated with someone who publishes photos of panty-less starlets and scribbles dirty notes….makes us look infantile and ridiculous."



    6. 306

      Hmmm Perez I'm female and have had c*ck in my mouth as you delicately put it but it doesn't make me straight it just made experiemtal and quite frankly it passed the boredom but i am most definately gay and so can john mayer be straight whether he has had a c*ck in his mouthy or not you half wit.



    7. 307

      It doesn't surprise me that this cornball is a dumbass. I have only heard his music on MTV, in passing. He always seemed overly dramatic in his "humbleness" [not a word], and fake in his cuteness, to me. Even the softness of his voice sounded forced to me…too breathy. "Fathers take care of your dau-au-ters…" blah blah blah. So he thinks Blacks are not for him, whatever. My problem is with him likening himself to a clan member; it creeps me out to the 10th degree.



    8. 308

      So John Mayer rejected you! that's why you hate him. Perez I've had twice as many women as my husband and I'm straight, there is nothing wrong with a bit of same sex fun is there?? If you ever slept with a woman would that make you straight?? hell no! I know many a gay guy and gay woman who have slept with the opposite sex and guess what they're STILL gay. Your description of sexuality is limitting and oppressive. Humans are sexual beings.. get a grip man, you want equality then STOP catagorising people.. IDIOT. How so you even know if your gay anyway? i doubt any man would touch you with a 10 foot barge pole.



    9. 309

      So juicy, not from concentrate… I havn't read the 300 comments, as a gay guy with straight friends I'll give it to John that he's straight. I've never wanted to sleep with Jessica Simpson or Jennifer Aniston, although, I'd love to do their hair or something. But something tells me his relationship with those two was sexual. I'm sure perez wasn't lying but I think Johns str8, also kind of an invasion of his privacy, but from my perspective as a reader, inside deets like that are way entertaining. Didn't really know what he meant by his racist comment but I feel like he's not racist. But I didn't read enough of it to understand. It's like when you know someone is homophobic cause they say that my bedsheets are brown, then I know. I think maybe he was just being clever or something.



    10. 310

      Uhm now I've read some of the 300 comments… The comment was about John Mayer and kind of spilling a private moment that probly wasn't that nice of Perez.(at least it was interesting) It wasn't about examining every minute detail to try and make it seem like perez's site is backfiring against the gay agenda. Also, when people opposed to gay rights say things like that, it doesn't look genuine it just looks like theyre hellbent. So am I but at least I have good reason. I'm not sure why conservatives can't just move on and appreciate their lives, it seems like they have every oppritunity to do so. And I honestly you can't always say that for gay people. Gay people in NY or LA sometimes do, but inthe middle we can get skrewed easier than the country thinks sometimes.



    11. 311

      well, he's probably bisexual. But who cares anyway, he's a horrible bloke (Jennifer Aniston is worth so much more than him)



    12. 312

      so what? Who cares? Time to move on to something else maybe???

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