Franken-Heidi Posing For Playboy AGAIN!
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Now that Heidi Montag has undergone 10 plastic surgery procedures, she's not gonna let them go to waste! She's ready to show of the Franken-goods with another Playboy shoot where she will bare it all!
According to In Touch Weekly, The Hills star has been offered $500,000 to debut her DDD chest rocks in the legendary skin mag! And we're curious, but mostly frightened!
“Heidi loves her new body, but she’s especially happy about her breast implants,” claims her friend. “She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine.”
Yikes! Let the titty circus begin!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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everyone gives her a hard time but….. at least she didnt turn black….. remember michael wacko anyone?
DON'T WANT!!! X(
LOL…I guess God told her it was alright after all. What a sad, hypocritical, sick person she has become. Anything to make a buck, eh Heidi?
This will pay off her plastic surgery.
Franken-Heidi?? That's pretty good, Perez!! LOL. "She could use the money"… I thought that loser d-bag husband of hers said they were just LOADED…
uhmm, if anyone think that having 10(+) plastic surgery procedures is okay at 23 years old, then you obviously have some serious issues yourself. it just seems like she's so damn desparate to always be in the limelight, good or bad. i wish people would stop publishing articles, news stories, etc. about her so they can just fade away like every other lame wanna-be reliaty star "actor."
Nobody wants to see your FRANKEMSTEIN body Heidi….
This is what a good Christian girl is supposed to do! Pose naked (twice) in Playboy! Such hypocrisy!
I hope she shows pink.
Re: backstreetboysarethebest – Michael Jackson had a SKIN DISEASE, you dumb fuck. His autopsy confirmed it.
Those would be great for a pearl necklace.
Re: Harv – LMAO
i think she looks fucking sick. her jaw and chin look like they belong on a dude. i couldn't even imagine hating myself that much or being that desperate for attention to get 10 plastic surgeries in one day. PSYCHO.
Good job everyone hates you more now.
It was only a matter of time
Ewww! I hope the rest of her body isn't as fucked up as her face. Then again, Playboy does re-touching like a motherfucker, so I'm sure they can fix the body. The face on the other hand is beyond repair.
her boobs look like they are about to pop out of her chest.
I highly doubt anyone will go rushing to buy a copy….
yeah she could use the money after allegedly spending 2 million on a cd that sold 700+ copies. Her and her bitch are going to be flat ass broke soon.
She can't be naked in front of those bright lights, her face and tits will melt off! Ugh what a loser…she is just worthless.
SO WHAT THE HELL will happen to this woman if she ever (God No!) has children?
Seriously… can you imagine it? She'll be having liposuction in her 2nd trimester.
Her daughter will look like Katie Price's li'l skank-in-waiting, but with fake boobs.
Fuck. WHY do women believe it's empowering for them to "show off" their "perfect" bodies in magazines?? All they are doing is furthering the decline of women's self-esteem, narrowing the boundaries of what our young MEN are learning to find attractive, and preventing the growth of our young women in other areas. All they are doing is furthering the MYTH that women are objects only to be judged by tits and ass! By MEN! Whom they want desperately, (ironically) to find them EQUAL!
Christ. On WHAT PLANET does a naked vagina shot make us equal?!
And no one can tell me it's PRIDE, because all that means is, "Look at me! I'm proud of the fact I'm valued only for my ass! I'm BETTER than that other chick, because I'M in Playboy! I'm PROUD of myself for having plastic boobs and low self-esteem! I'm PROUD of the fact I need the approval of 10 million frat boys."
….The saddest thing is, Heidi will probably "Thank Jesus" for giving her the "strength" to destroy the body God gave her.
Twisted, twisted, twisted.
She should have got ASS implants
Whore -Slut -Tramp- Putana Madonna- Kinella Hora -Viten Hora … AND I STILL feel sorry for her ! Huge body image issues. WHY was this allowed ? I'm talking about the 'procedures' !
Again, she looks like a 45-year old woman who had work done to look like a 30 year old woman. SAD.
She is so over!
$500,000 ?????
The first issue didn't sell all that well. Neither will this one .. waste of money.
Confusing..
Yeah, well good luck with that!
Oh god.
Re: BlahBlah Blah – LOL, she did! Next it will be ribs taken out and a procedure to make her legs longer.
she could use the money are you KIDDING me?!?!?! what a damn joke haha. frakenheidi is the perfect name for her btw.
what a disgusting joke! This woman is such a poor excuse for a celebrity. She can't sing or act and has had to tweak her looks in order to make people pay attention…If you want to be a smut model, that is what you should do, but don't try to pass off your persona as interesting or substantial when you are vapid and useless. I feel sorry for her, but also for the American people who are willing to fund this kind of idiocy when there is real talent out there ready to be discovered!!
Is it possible to have plastic surgery on your hands?? Because i think she had that, usually her fingers look real long and now they seem to look… different in some way…. like she got them shortened or something, lol idk maybe its just me
I'm sure Jesus would totally be cool with showing off your fake tits for a quick buck. What a dumb tramp.
No! No! Somebody please, please, please, stop taking these nobodies and try to make them into something. They will never amount to anything! Give it up, Heidi, you are just a loser.
Next thing she'll be approached to be the "as herself" in the porn version of the Hills….
heidi should be a role model to all you average looking bitches out there.
maybe she's really trying to position herself to be one of hef's new girlfriends
Duh.. perfect look Blondie w/and over-sized breast PLAYBOY is the ONLY place that WILL hire her with that look ! Unless she poses on Bikes like Jwoww but that is they really trashy route playboy is the upper class trash LOL!
Re: Brainiac –
Your comments hit the nail on the head.
Stupid stupid stuuuuuupid woman. If you can even call that a woman.
Stupid stupid stuuuuuupid product.
Re: BlahBlah Blah – she did!!
No one wants to see you naked, just your douchebag husband. I hope playboy doesn't do it, cause then Heidi will have to get a regular 9-5 job and society will be saved from her stupidity
i'll say it once again..how pathetic this girl is.
Now I know who she reminds me of. A blonde Terri Hatcher. Terri Hatcher looks great for her age but…she's I think in her 40's????
What's a fucked up world we live in !! Now's she's going to go out and get more procedures done. Her poor Mother is going to have a stroke!!
REAL SLUTTY HEIDI…. I LIKE IT!!!
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She could use the money? What the hills didnt pay her enough for all those years?
She's so disgusting!!!
Haha…"she could use the money"!!! I knew those losers were spending every penny they make. They're young, "rich" and stupid. They're going to be washed up and broke like MC Hammer by next year.
Re: oleander22 – She and Spencer made at least $1 million from the Hills, and Spencer has a trust fund. They're just sad people that don't understand that their fame won't last, and their pay checks will be disappearing soon.
Maybe this dumb cun*t will drive off a cliff on her way to the Playboy Mansion. The world can only hope!
lol maybe you should pose for playboy, you must be skint considering your boyband thing is a bust and your blog's going down the shitter. plus, you are probably one of the reasons that she has low self esteem.
Man……you can tell spencer ( I won't capitalize his GOD FORSAKEN name) manipulating that girl……she looks tired and he's nowhere around. He hasn't spewed any filth in months. I don't think it's because he's changed it's just Heidi is his project of hate atm. SAD.
it's really unfortunate that people continue to give this piece of shit work.
She should ONLY be paid that much money if she actually does show her DDD's this time. Its ridiculous to be paid, especially since she has an ugly face, that much money for playboy and not show everything.
Ewww!!!!! I smell Frankentuna!
i sorta liked her before this latest surgery.
Jesus must be so proud.
Does anybody actually still buy Playboy? What the hell's the point. Everything in there is available on the internet for free. It's just a few majorly photoshopped and soft focus soft core porn shots of girls with fake boobs, too much makeup and oddly shaved pubic hair. I'd rather look at real girls.
oh heidi, heidi, heidi…you're a very stupid, skanky, hypocritica bitch. You need to get punched in the head and realize that you are wasting you're time trying to be pretty. There isnt enough plastic surgery in the world to make you pretty..
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