Introducing the New Whoreporter To The Stars!

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We're think Tiger Woods is going to LOVE this!

Just as it seems Tiger is ready to get his life back on track and leave all the sexting and cocktail waitresses behind him, his Primary Whore has come out of the woodwork to get a new gig.

Rachel Uchitel will be the new special corespondent for Extra. What kind of stories will she cover, you ask? Oh, we imagine she'll be the one interviewing other whores, possibly take the reigns on any Jon Gosselin interviews. You know, some hard hitting journalism!

Actually, Extra intends on sending her out into the wild and reporting on the latest nightclubs and hotspots about town. However, one thing she has sworn not to talk about is her relationship with Tiger.

For now. Give her at least two weeks of seeing other dumb bitches get more famous than her just by talking about playing with Tiger's golf balls and she'll be yapping faster than you can say, "told ya so!"

Congrats on the new catch, Extra!

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    Posted: Feb 10, 2010 at 11:45 am / Email this  »

    34 comments to “Introducing the New Whoreporter To The Stars!”



    1. 1

      Epic fail, EXTRA. How about hiring some qualified journalist with journalism degrees? Disgraceful.



    2. 2

      Yhaa : www.google.com the whore reporter :) )



    3. 3

      lol



    4. 4

      Oh no Mario!!!! Someone took your place, lol….



    5. 5

      OMFG I hope this is a bad joke..if they do this then they can kiss their viewers goodbye, not that they have many now but NOTHING good can come out of having this homewreckingslutbitchwhore on !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will never ever watch, not like I do now but I won't even think about it now.



    6. 6

      being a whore is the new black.



    7. 7

      Re: PalmSprings – I agree with you in principle, but does EXTRA qualify as journalism?
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      Jealous of Rachel, Perez? I do think you are, girlie.



    8. 8

      Not that I watch that show anyway, but I can guarantee that I never will now.



    9. 9

      So Perez there might be hope for you yet. This whore's only set of credentials is her spreading her legs and/or opening her mouth wide. Not that Extra cares but they will be getting my opinion about hiring worthless whores as reporters.

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      10

      It's "correspondent". Two Rs.



    11. 11

      Watch Extra NOW? NO, thank you. -Why is today's news so vomit-inducingly nauseating? First Meyer, then Jon & Kate, now THIS.



    12. 12

      I think this is a GENIUS move on the part of Extra. The haters just would prefer to see her as a despicable whore as opposed to an articulate, intelligent and beautiful woman who made some bad choices.

      Good for you Rachel. It pays to keep your mouth shut… in more ways that one apparently!!



    13. 13

      Unbelievable !! If I were the other women on the show I'd I'd scrub myself "raw" in the shower after being at the same desk with the likes of her! I'd like to see how she handles it when she gets married and her husband pulls a "Tiger" move on her butt. "What goes around comes around" and I can't wait to see her get her proper "karma" ! >:o(



    14. 14

      She probably qualifies an hell of alot more than you and your illiterate staff do you fucking extra large douch bag used only for shitty asses



    15. 15

      that will make 2 whore's on that show.. everyone in Hollywood knows Mario L. is the biggets MAN WHORE!!… this shows should be called whore's R' us !!!



    16. 16

      This disgusts me. So now the young girls growing up will see that all you have to do is become one giant hobag and either sleep with a famous celebrity or athlete, sell your story/soul and you'll be famous yourself and make millions. Absolutely disgusting. So glad that I don't watch this show.



    17. 17

      Re: Pretty Little Dutch/Canadian Girl – Spoken like a true whore/slut/ho in training. Are you practicing spreading your legs for a close up yourself? The value and morals of today's society are obviously decaying…you are the proof of that.



    18. 18

      that's gross..not classy extra



    19. 19

      Will she take an interview from you too Perez since you are a whore as well.



    20. 20

      How about a pearl necklace???????



    21. 21

      Can we get a few updated pictures of this dried-up phoney everything Hooker



    22. 22

      Whore are they kidding,nobody wants to watch a home wrecking tramp do a job she isn't qualified for she should be sitting in a hotel room waiting for clients.



    23. 23

      I HEARD THIS SHIT ON THE NEWS TODAY…THIS IS A FUCKIN JOKE! SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS FUCK SOMEONE FAMOUS AND GET A JOB ON EXTRA. I'M SURE WALTER CONKRITE IS ROLLIN OVER IN HIS GRAVE! THIS IS JUST FUCKIN DISGRACEFUL. SHE'S A FUCKIN BIMBO..OH SORRY, A CLUB HOSTESS AND NOW ON EXTRA. GREAT EXTRA …REWARD WHORES FOR ALL THEIR HARD WORK!!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?



    24. 24

      Only in America would you get rewarded for being a lying whore and a failure at life



    25. 25

      What an achievement for being a whore……. What happens to morals and values… EXTRA… YOU SUCK FOR ALLOWING THAT!



    26. 26

      It must really suck for all the people, especially women, who try so hard to break into the entertainment business by working hard. It's disgusting that all these women who sleep with famous people and politicians are getting jobs that they did NOT earn. Hopefully Extra will lose lots of viewers.



    27. 27

      Ugh! People becoming famous because they're cheap. We're really a dumbass society!



    28. 28

      Re: Sunshine1001
      My thoughts exactly!



    29. 29

      America - you can be so tasteless and vulgar!



    30. 30

      And they say you cant sleep your way to the top… I want her job! LOL!



    31. 31

      All of you journalism majors drop out of school fuck some rich dude and get a job.You'll save thousands



    32. 32

      Re: Shaneypoo – lol



    33. 33

      glad i dont watch it. dont want to see that ugly potato head, wonky eye.



    34. 34

      What a mistake Extra!
      Not as big of a mistake as having Khate Gosselin on the view!