John Mayer Talks About Kissing Perez, Sticks A Cock In His Mouth While Doing So!
Further evidence to what a fucking douche John Mayer is!
Here's another choice excerpt from his disgusting new interview with Playboy:
PLAYBOY: Among the things we’ve read about you online is this: You’re
gay. Have you ever kissed a man?MAYER: The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long.
PLAYBOY: Perez describes you on his site as a womanizer, a word you don’t like. Is it fair to say you have a love-hate relationship with him?
MAYER: I used to. Now I believe we’re fully into fighting with breakaway chairs. I think he’s pretty much inert at this point. Perez is to hating as Richard Simmons is to health and well-being. [laughs] You can print that. Perez is so authentically off his rocker he will not let you finish a sentence. I think he has some dark things in his past. I think he comes from a little bit of hurt, and I say that with an understated tone. At the end of the day I go to his site, but I don’t see him as a threat.
Poor John Mayer. We pity him!
Self-hating homos are the worst!
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Haha perez. He has got a point here.
John makes a lot of really good valid points about you…
Every time you post something about him, I love HIM more and more!
So, thanks for all the love today
Perez— his comments are true!!!!!!! You're just angry because you thought the kiss was something more than it was! Loser.
ew. he's gross. why would he say such hateful things towards a group of people.
John, just so you know, studies show that the majority of homophobes are ACTUALLy gay themselves.
seems like he's projecting. maybe he should look at his past…
For once, I agree with John. The truth hurts, don't it, Perez?
He's so right!!!!!
Issue here is that John Mayer is absolutely right about you and your site. "Inert" what a great word to describe you.
Im guessing 90% of the posts here will agree with JM.
Perez, I used to be a fan of yours, but I've seen your site go down the toilet hole over the past year or two.
Personally, I find John Mayer hilarious. He is well spoken and obviously has his head on his shoulders.
I can see why you're obsessed with him, in other words. Yeah we know he kissed you. He even admits to it, so you can give it up already. You're clearly jealous of him or something. I don't know what it is. It's like your obsession for Lady Gaga except the complete opposite pole.
Team John Mayer!
Ahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha! HE CALLED YOU OUT CORRECTLY PEREZ AND NOW YOUR JUST PISSED!!!! best line in the article: I think he’s pretty much inert at this point. Perez
is to hating as Richard Simmons is to health and well-being. [laughs]! Now you are just realizing that you are NOT as important OR influential as you believe you are. Mayer ROCKS and I will forever think that way. You SUCK and I will always think that way as well. Lol!
"…acting as though he had just invented homosexuality."
too funny! and i thought mayer was an idiot. gold star!
Plus- look how stoked you are in the pics with them. HAHA!
jesus lord. perez can you calm your balls? you don't have to personally attack anyone who has an opinion of you. my god.
Hey Mario, Im really hungry. Post that as news cause its more interesting then this shizz you post!
LOL…so true Perez…I'm sure u had issues growing up.
i love when two douche bags get pissy with each other.
and this is supposed to be a point that you're making Perez… I vote for John on this one…
You're just mad cause he called you out on your shit ! He said you were "flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality". LMAO You are way fem Perez ! You are self hating.. THe only way someone could be as mean as you are is if they have a lot of self hate …
I really pity you here, Perez.
I always knew John Mayer was a homo… my gaydar is on point lol
Oh Perez.. come ON.. you KNOW you hear the humor in this.. LOL… my point is proven here as to why i just luv me some John Mayer..
John is completely right about you. Ur suck a fucking loser. Bueler
Not a big John Mayer fan, but I sure as hell am now. MArio he put you in your place! Well spoken John!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA, flitting around like he invented homosexuality, that is you in a nutshell MArio. Your the biggest self-hating homo I know, you wish your were woman so bad.
Well said, John. You reflect the sentiments of 98% of the people who even know who Perez / Mario Lavandiarrhea is. Sorry for your tongue. I hope the rash eventually goes away.
look who your calling a self-hating homo lol
I Really like how John Mayer speaks his mind and tells the truth! I am gaining respect for him through that. I know it is hard to have people out their with opinions on everything you say, John. I think it is cool that you have found a way to be true and say fuck it. Also, John- if you are reading this- I respect that you are holding out for true love. I am married to the love of my life and it took a long time to find him but it is so worth it! I think you will find the right one.
JOHN MAYER IS RIGHT. HE'S ONLY SAYING WHAT 90% OF US ALREADY KNOW. PEREZ IS A HATER & INERT WAS THE PERFECT WORD!!! LET IT BURN BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mayer was right on!
Yes, poor Perez is bitter because he thought John's kiss meant something. Too bad. So sad. At least he got to famewhore a little by posting his own picture with two actual celebrities.
I think he kind of has you pegged Perez. You are the biggest hater on the planet. You've made a career out of it. If people treated you the way you treat people you would feel pretty rotten and if you didn't feel that way it would speak volumes to how detached you really are with reality. You're a hate monger.
sorry perez..i really like you and your site but you have nothing on him he is too smart and funny about "that thing" with you…sooo
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i just like him more and more
His parents must be so proud. NOT.
Further evidence of how self oblivious you are. You read all of that and take from it that he is a self-hating homo? He may be a douche, but he is right. Your blog is now more of a flog. Face it and improve it.
oh perez, give it a rest!! your life would be much more fulfilled if you let it go!
Perez is so stupid he can't even understand what Mayer says.
Perez, I've followed you for years. Well, years in a relative terms: I read your website when I'm bored with class. I have to say, I agree with Mayer's assessment of you at this point. I remember how funny you used to be way back when you started and now you just pick fights with celebrities. It's awkward that he kissed you, as I've noticed most straight men wouldn't but that being said you of all people know how publicity works.
Is that poo on your tongue
"I think he has some dark things in his past. I think he comes from a little bit of hurt" so true. John Mayer makes a valid assumption. So Mario, what was your childhood like???
John makes sense with his comments. You lose this round Perez, sorry.
he does have a point perez… of the times i have stopped coming here regularly it was because i was tired of the negativity…I think I have suggested therapy to you at least 4 times in the comments…LMFAO…. I guess that is the sell for most here though… it just seems so unjustified toward some…
I don't know why all of you go to the trouble of posting hate to Perez on these walls. He's the number one celebrity blogger in the world so he must be doing something right. I personally love him! If you don't like him then stay off of his site you idiots! Get a life.
I think I just fell in love with John Mayer. He made some extremely valid points.
John speaks the truth!
omg before reading this I didn't really get what the fuck was with John Mayer and you, and I thought it was lame. But after readig what he has to say, I think this is subject is even MORE lame—BUT in his defense. YOU are a joke Perez, and that's what he used you as. I actually like John Mayer now that I read this. Especially since you have nothing to say after besides telling someone their gay—which is sooo not right, but that's what you do ’cause you're a school girl.
I think they should keep both their tongues to themselves - who needs to hear about either. Both are ICK in my opinion.
haha so true mayer
AND i feel bad for jessica in that picture. Gawd only knows what disease is jumping off you and into her mouth.
Better to be like JM than be a shameless, self-loving homo like Perez. JM is 100% right about you, Mario. If you thought your post would make HIM look bad, you're dumber than we thought you were, and by dumber I mean really fucking dumb.
Its difficult to say who is the most repellent: perez or john mayer.
perez, your goin' back to this shit again? seriously - old fuckin' news bud but apparently you and john mayor BOTH aren't over it if you're still going on about it. i think there might be some sexual tension between both of ya, maybe work that one out alright?! it's all good
You are obsessed with him. He seriously needs to flip a restraining order against your stalker ass!!
GET OVER IT!!!!!!!! It was a JOKE!!!
ew perez, you are fucking DIRTY and DISGUSTING.
LOL John Mayer, you took the words right out of my mouth about Perez. 100% TRUE.
Don't be so butt-hurt, Perez. He perfectly described you.
This is making me love John Mayer…look how much he gets to you!!!!
I agree with everything he said. He's obviously not homophobic but anything to twist his words I suppose…
Love love love John Mayer for this!!! He is so right in all of this. Must suck to be you Perez! Knowing that everyone hates you! HA HA HA
omg everyone at that party looks SO happy to be around you!
(sarcasm)
HAHA oh did Johnny Mayer hurt your poor bitty feewings? I hate JM but come on Perez, he isnt a homo as much as youd like you would like him to be. So throw away your fake little wedding album of you and him and move on with life!
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as much a douche as mayer is, he does make valid points about perez…mario has some dark shit in his past no doubt and is VERY defensive it seems!
Yea John Mayer!!!!! SO tired of all the derogatory comments on people who truly have talent while you flaunt talentless people like lady gag gag
Wow, I didn't realize Perez was straight and hot for Jessica Simpson. I don't care what he says, photos don't lie.
"Self-hating homos are the worst!" takes one to know one, huh?
I just had to puke over the rail of me ship!
Wow, someone is a little bitter towards JM. Perez, i love your site but I'm getting a little tired of your angry bitterness. Team John Mayer.
Mayer wins! Intelligent, witty comments… Contrasting your dull, hateful usual remarks! You suck!
Perez, I think its about time you just gave up on him. He's making sense, your seeming bitter and desperate to keep relevant in his life. MOVE ON… John is a very talented musician who's quite good looking, in spite of what hate you post about him, the facts are the facts. He's talented and you became famous for "talking" shit about famous and talented people. Get over it. Isn't Lady Gaga bleeding on some one some where to post about???
hahaha this makes me wanna fuck john mayer even more
See he just called your ass out ! And its all pretty true!
WOW SO HE ADMITS HIM SO AND YOU BLOG ON HIM OVER N OVER HA WHATEVER PEREZ
LOVE YOU JOHN NO MATTER WHAT YOU SEXY BEAST U ! lol
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAH Perez is a bad kisser! sucks to be you
God, he is so right! lol Why would you print something that makes you look so terrible?
I agree with John…
well said Mr. Mayer! Perez, he really pegged you, didn't he? Maybe if you would have nicer statements to make about these celebrities, you might have a few nice statements made about you. Not sure if it is possible for you to say anything remotely nice about some one other than Lady GaGa or Adam Lambert.
Does this mean that you are dismantling the John Mayer shrine in your bedroom Pumpkinhead?
Your "career" consists of constantly trashing other people. Who's the self-hating homo? Just like in High School, the girl with the lowest self-esteem is the one who lashes out the most. Jealous of those more popular. Sad.
Get over it, you fucking ass.
Sooo right! You wish you were half as smart or half as hot and talented as he is. He's spot onnn about you! You have a really huge crush on him and behaving yourself like a dumb high-school blonde, desperate over something she can't have and NEVER have. Get over him! You're soooo beneath his level if he was indeed gay. Yayyyyyyyyyyy for JOHN MAYER! I LOVE HIM EVEN MORE!
Clearly you can dish it, but not take it.
Please Perez - we all know who the real douche here is.
Perez, people pity YOU. This just shows how completely oblivious you are to reality, how bad you are at reading people and how bad you are at letting something go. John Mayer obviously doesn't fucking care, and I read through all the comments where only 1 or 2 people think you're right. Sooo, he kissed you? Get over it. He has a talent, he has a real career, and he has a life. You think you're so great and you're so self righteous. You're Lady Gaga's bitch? So what? Get over it and move on.
PS- You're just showing how much you DO care by repeatedly tweeting about him and posting stories about him. We don't care. This just made most people love John Mayer more, and rightfully.
A punch or a lawsuit, Perez. Which would you prefer?
I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality.
i think this describes perez perfectly on a day to day basis. Perez Hilton, King of Gays??? I DONT think so
Douche bag Mayer is really gay and has a thing for Perez. He didn't have to bring up Perez name but since he does-as often as he can, he empowers Perez.
Poor, poor Perez. You are becoming more and more delusional as the months pass. It seems to me that you are sensationalizing many topics because it has been slow for you recently.
Or it is due to the fact that it is actually your sister recently taking control of the site and we all know that she has downs syndrome. We have all seen pictures of her.
Wow… I'm shocked. I actually like John Mayer in this instance. The truth hurts, doesn't it Mario?
Pity? Come on. JM makes a strong argument.
"Perez is so authentically off his rocker he will not let you finish a sentence."
He sure has you pegged, pig-vomit. I'll bet you finish people's sentences for them you vain mean-spirited cretin.
lol…burn Perez, BURN……..!!
jajajajajaja PINCHE PEREZITA ARDIDA !!!!! you dont have to be a genius to understand that MAYER is NOT GAY and he just DIDINT WANT TO FKC YOUR UGLY AND GREASY ASS !! SHUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP PEREEEEEEEZ !!! u r the worst…
ahaha GO MAYER!! perez go play in the freeway
outgay!! LOL!!!
team john!
Perez 90% of the comments on any post on your site are negative in regards to you. John Mayer is 100% correct. You are just sad.
oh please Mario, keep that shitty site alive!
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I don´t know what to do if I had to miss these comments!
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you are such a baaaaaaaad loser! JM said the truth and you are flipping!
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TEAM JOHN!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SO TRUE
"Self-hating homos are the worst!"
Its about time you looked in the mirror perez.
Lets be honest your obsessed with him;
And really pissed he won't be with you, and it makes you even more mad that he kissed you and you have to live with the fact the he said he was sorta ashamed while you loved everyminute and wanted more.
Stop hatin him so much perez lay off.
The rest of the interview is shit but he does have a very good point here.
That kiss sounds hot
You sure look happy with John in that picture so what's your point Perez?
One kiss from John was not enough??
"..I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality." Haha! Love it!!!
Damn! I didn't realize that was Jessica Simpson! Dude, she is totally grossed out by you… look at that poor girl! Dude, it looks like you were way inappropriate with her.