saMAN Threatens Legal Action Against Abuse Rumors!!
Uh-oh, we guess those nasty abuse rumors really struck a nerve!!
A few days ago we posted a story that the Lindsanity/saMANtha Ronson relationship had escalated into violence.
Luckily, the gruesome twosome are Tweeting in fury that the story is completely false and that they're just miserable and toxic for each other WITHOUT it getting physical.
La Loca was the first to tweet the tale's untruth:
This is become a bit much*Samantha R never raised a hand to me, I've never said she did* Enough is Enough. Focus on other more important……..World Issues
saMAN then got her jock strap all in bunch and twatted:
To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumour accusing me of being violently abusive after @lindsaylohan has denied it: I WILL take legal action.
@lindsaylohan thank you for clearing that up. the high road was giving me a nose bleed! ;)
The 'high' road was giving you a 'nose bleed?'
saMAN, it's our job to write the jokes, don't tweet them yourself.
Well, at the risk of sounding sentimental, we are sincerely glad if this story is false. Nobody who claims to love you should ever raise a hand against you. Even these two disasters have enough sense to realize that.
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She HAS to write the jokes because you're a no-talent hack who doesn't bother to check facts before he posts. It would serve your useless ass right if she sued you, but I doubt she will since you kissed her ass in this post. Do you EVER stand by what you write? Coward.
jokes, when are you funny? and you are only backing down because sam has your panties in a wad over a potential lawsuit. maybe you should check your 'sources' a bit, no just check out your supposed sources instead of paste and copy
it's your job to write jokes? i thought it was your job to write gossip? your jokes are typically homo-lame!! stfu fat ass
yeah that was what was giving her a nose bleed! And she just opened the door for lindsanity! She acts like she dosent want anything to do with her and shes crazy I guarentee this bitch is behind the scenes giving her false hope, telling her she loves her and shit! Both of them make me sick!
You write jokes? Since when?
Oh wait the comment "saMAN, it's our job to write the jokes," is actually a joke!
Hahahaha very funny.
Not
Can we give these 2 to the Taliban in exchange for Osama
calling what she does a joke, would infer she is funny. Her sense of humor sucks. The only Joke is Sammy the Clown herself.
Does anyone else wish she would just go away once and for all? maybe Lindz would have a fighting chance then.
How the hell could Sam hurt Lindsay?? Did u see her arms?? They're sticks!
You. Are. Not. Funny….
Gee, I am am yet to see something funny written on this site.
Sucks to be you, Hilton…always writing incorrect information must get tiring even for your ugly self.
Get it together Hilton, I see you going down if flames, flamer!
(Why Bold? Cause I like it like that.)
They're both into S and M- all the statements written while Sam was holding a gun to Lindz' head, and a riding crop to her a$$.
What a gentleman Sam is……she can't even give up her crate for Hoehan to sit down…………..
WHO IS THAT GUY DRINKING A BIG GULP?
getting hit by saman would be like getting hit by a skinny baby. complaining of her abusing you is hilarious. laloca needs a really big beating from mental health. and she needs to feel this one
I'm glad Lindsay is starting to get her life back on track, but don't act like you're Mother Theresa with this "worry about world issues" crap.
saMAN is such a bag of bones
Wait.. Your jokes? oohh hang on.. Your talking about the joke of a life you have? Yeah that must be it because nothing you write is funny..
who gives a fuck anyway? wish they'd just form a suicide pact and execute it and save the rest of us from having to hear about them. bleh.