Why Is This Guy Messing With OUR Idol Dream???
Who is this guy?????
Okay, we actually do know who Guy Oseary is. He's Madonna's main manager, and he also is one of the producers of the Twilight franchise.
But that doesn't mean he is suitable to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol. That seat is spoken for!
It's screaming: PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ!!!
Sources are claiming, however, that Guy is actually the current frontrunner for the gig as producer consider his years as an entertainment manager a plus for the position.
Their only fear, and rightly so, is that people won't know who the hell he is and the show will lose it's following.
We know someone perfect for the job that EVERYONE knows:
PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ!!!
[Image via WENN.]
What's Up Her Ass?!
A Worthwhile Cause
god perez if you were a judge i would stop watching
Sorry Perez, but you should not be the judge for American Idol. AI needs someone legit, who has been in the music biz for awhile. It would have too much fluff if you were on the show. They need someone like Guy who knows all types of music and is a respected part of music. It's time to give up on that dream Perez. Sorry
i'm sorry honey. you'll never be an american idol judge.
You think that YOU are suitable? BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a joke right? Seriously…. You're joking!
Yes, why not have the retard who thought Sliimy would be the next big thing a chance to judge a singing contest.
You on Idol… no sry
omgaw if you took simons place I think ratings would drop drastically to the point where idol would have to be taken off the air!!! fox would not be to happy
stop begging…you sound like a dog.
no no no no no..perez, your 'fans" have spoken and they are right. you'll NEVER make it as a judge on AI. NEVER NEVER NEVER.. get it through your thick skull. you have NO MUSIC CRED. none none none none none.
get over yourself right now. stop begging for something so unattainable. you couldn't judge a high school talent show let alone american idol.
Everyone might know you, but most hate you.
you reek of desperation
that's the role of the contestants, not the judges
Seriously…. You think that YOU are qualified…… It's not April yet Perez. No jokes until then.
me too! This guy is gorgeous and I will watch him
Oh shut the fuck up…not everyone knows you, and those who do…they can't stand you!! I only picked it up again this year for the amazing Ellen D, whom I love. You…they wouldn't even think for a second of inviting you on. No matter how much you beg and plead with them to take your free service. It's not in your cards…you can't even stick to working on this site anymore. GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!
I would LOVE for for Perez to be a judge. You'd be just as mean as Simon but way funnier.
Perez would be pefect fir ai.
he's honet as fuck and freakin fab
well, Im not gonna hate… if perez does't get the spot, fuck american idol, and fuck you to. You must have to much time on her hands if you are sitting around watchin that bullshit anyway..lol*
Perez, YOU TALK OF OTHERS FAMEWHORING? Others may know who you are but they are also probably disgusted by you!!! If you were in high demand they'd be calling! Remember Lisa Rinna with the sign advertising herself for Melrose? Remember how you labelled her DESPERATE??? Take a look in the mirror!!!
i pray to god that you do not become a judge.
They need a balance of men and women!!! Nuff said!!
Sad. You'll never be a judge.
EVERYONE knows about the swine flu too, and just like yourself, Pumpkinhead, noone wants it.
THEY WANT PEOPLE WITH TALENT. NOT A BLOGGER WHO HAS NO EXPERIANCE WITH ANY OF THE MUSIC BUSINESS.
COURSE IF YOU DID GET PICKED I WOULD BE HAPPY BECAUSE THEN THE SHOW WOULD GET CANCELED IN A HEARTBEAT.
Perez PLEASE STOP BEGGING YOU SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT. I would NEVER watch the show if you were on so just quit making an ass of yourself please!
id stop watching idol if you joined the panel sorry but much better choices than u hun
Seriously Mario, you have got to be kidding. The only thing the seat would be screaming is "get this lard-assed idiot off me!". There would a global outbreak of projectile vomiting the second you screeched onto the screen. You have to be the most delusional twonk in existence. Why on earth would they pick a no talent nobody like youirself to judge?
Dude, give it up you as a judge would kill the show! Your opinion means nothing, you do not have what Simon has.
And your knowledge of music is …what ?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
how the hell do you think you could judge idol? you have the shittest taste in music. and puttin you as a judge would ruin the ratings for sure.
and if they keep Ellen for next year- theres no way in hell she would work with you. none of those judges would.
I hope Perez joins this show just to see it getting canceled!
No way Perez, that seat is reserved for my Boff!
I honestly think Perez would be a great AI judge. And I'm sure he'd bring lots of ratings cause he's controversial.
LETS SEE…….
2 BOOKS…….FAIL
HOT TOPIC CLOTHING LINE….FAIL
CONCERT TOUR….EPIC FAIL
AND SLIMEY………FAIL
YA SURE THEY'D WANT YOU TO JUDGE IDOL, BECAUSE YOU'RE OH SOO SUCCESSFUL!
Idol Judge and Nobel Prize in the same year is just greedy.
all you guys who say you'd stop watching the show are straight out stupid!!!! here you are on his website… and you guys are STILL hating!!!
Do they have Bad Girls Club appearance money?
Re: IrisM28 – No he wouldn't. He acts all hard and rude on the internet, but have you ever seen him doing face-to-face interviews on tv??? He chokes when he gets confronted, stutters, laughs…it's embarrassing. He's a total joke who can't even defend himself with words, let alone when he gets knocked out.
perez, let's be serious here, you as a judge would kill the show … more than it already is. remember your failed tour? and wtf happened to sliimy and your record label? hahahah FAIL
you sound like a pathetic queen trying to stay relevant STFU and stop begging
You could judge America's Next Alphabeat
Sorry Perez, remember Sliimy?
There aren't a lot of things people can be sure of, but one thing's for certain: Perez will NEVER be on American Idol.
Seriously - you would question someone with- "How do you feel about Prop 8?" And if they didnt agree you would smash their dreams, regardless of their talent. Yo petty fool.
They don't ask you because you have no business anywhere near a music competition. I hate AI, but I would lose my mind if you were a judge. You have the WORST judgement on ANYTHING ever, especially music. Stop trying to be a superstar and just accept the fact that you're a blogger and a major ass kisser.
Re: newfiechic – i was going to write the same thing but u beat me to it.
Re: Jennivo69 – oh honey that scale's gonna tip over anyway
Nightmare On Elm Street.
yay!
Agrees with "dazedNCnfused" Perez, we know your gunnin' for that opportunity, but you don't got the chops/personality for a gig like that. You stutter when dazed and confused and are hardly ever funny. Maybe stick to what your doing? You've been slacking a lot lately, but i'm sure you'll realize no one cares and "this" thing you got going here is sinking fast and needs you to get it together so it can be the site it once was. So stop being a five year old child yelling "Gimme candy, Gimme, Gimme" and man up. Your a fat guy, with a "Once" great blog that has suffered due to an insane amount of over exsposure, which is starting to fill your head, get over yourself, and realize, no one likes you, but the stories you write about the famous people you wish so hard to be.
Shut the fuck up fatass, you're qualified for nothing except gossip and sticking your nose up the ass of Lady Gaga.
Umm no Perez. A wanna be celebrity who is a hanger on to celebs, and has no success producing or promoting music is not who they want. Plus you spend your life attacking and hurting singers, unless they are your ugly "wifey" gaga. You are not respected in any business, except for tacky pageants were you can get them attention for being a big mouth.
He's hot, you're not.
Like him or hate him, Simon knows the business. He can and does make "stars" out of hopeful talent. In order for the show to continue, they are going to have to come up with someone who has the connections he has, not to mention match his eye for what sells. He pushes buttons, but he does it in a way that compels his audience to keep watching. He is a powerhouse. You are a wimpy weenie who is a famewhoring, self-promoting wannabe. That's all. Oh and you created a celebrity blogsite that is going down in flames.
Re: DazedNCnfused – Although I think it would be amusing to see Perez on the show, I think you're right. The show needs people more experienced with the music biz.
PEREZ, EVERYONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE THAT IS TRUE,, BUT I BET IF YOU ASK EVERY PERSON THAT KNEW ABOUT YOU NOT EVEN CELEBRETIES THEY WOULD SAY BAD SHIT ABOUT YOU. LIKE REALLY BAD. LOL BUT UMMMM IF YOU WERE A JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL I WOULD NOT WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!
you're joking right? I don't think a gossip blogger means you are qualified to be a judge on that lame show. Seriously…
YOU FAT FUCK! No ONE..yes NO ONE wants to see your fat disgusting ass on AMerican idol. Not only are you a hideous person inside and out, but what have you acomplished that allows you to judge other people? You putrid piece of shit.
Or they could get no one.
People like Simon because his comments are funny.
Ellen's comments are going to eclipse Simon's this year.
Keep Ellen.
Back to 3 judges.
Instant new Idol.
Re: Lopez Hyatt – Well done honey! I think i may subscribe to your newsletter!
Quickest way to kill something, hire Perez. The desperation is unbecoming but being its coming from Perez, nobody really cares cause nobody would be stupid enough to listen. My left big toe has a better chance of becoming the AI judge… although even my toe is smart enough to not bother watching a lame show like AI to begin with.
Re: Lopez Hyatt – She's probably screening.
Gaga's smart enough to not let the stench of failure ruin her outfits.
Will you accept the fact that no one wants you?
how in anyway would you be the best person for idol ……..
im pretty sure the idol producers want someone who isnt a dickhead on their show .. so that completely cancels out you !
Uh, Hell to tha NO. Perez, you listen to horrible music that is very gay and dance oriented. You think Gaga is the best thing to ever walk the Earth, that says A LOT. Besides, they already have a gay judge. Two gay judges would be overkill! You also sound like a desperate, oh I don't know, FAME WHORE. You call all these people fame whores, when you are really the one who is whoring out their dignity. Save yourself the embarrassment, you'll never be an American Idol judge. The last thing they need is a big old gay gossip queen judging a show like American Idol which appeals to a huge market of less-enlightened people who happen to hate your agenda. Trust me, you'll do more harm to the show than Guy Oseary ever could. He's a respected business man who has guided Madonna's career for quite a while. Face it, he has more cred than you ever will.
Re: Lopez Hyatt – I myself wondered what it was and thought it was just the Kim Kardashian fragrance.
I keep some Vicks next to my laptop.
Re: GizelaPietras – this is like the fifth time he's bitched about it.
you would be a horrible judge…..just stick to what you're not even that good at in the first place; being obnoxious and tacky.
I actually think that Perez would be perfect for Idol. What does an Idol judge really need to know about the music industry? Nothing. Idol is about finding someone with a neat voice that you think you can makeover into a famous singer. The majority of the Idol contestants haven't known anything about writing actual music or playing instruments, they just sing. Just like the majority of the pop acts that Perez is into. He digs people like Beyonce and Madonna, who have made their careers on singing, dancing, and image. It's no different than putting together a boy band, really, it's just focused on one person. I say go get that Idol seat. That shit ain't about real musical talent, so it suits Perez perfectly.
Guy has integrity something that you and your shitty, pink tween blog will never have.
Re: Chris J – You've obviously put alot of thought into that opinion.
I'm sure you're the smartest kid at your school's smoking area.
One sharp tack indeed.
One more thing, you haven't really given a list of things you've done that would qualify you for the duty of replacing Cowell…When you get to that let us know. And Please don't say you discovered Slimy because she never went anywhere. The closet thing to a hit you have ever been involved with is the hit that will.i.am's body guard guard gave to you. Seriously, your resume must look horrible on paper: Gossip Queen, guest appearance on Degrassi, Lady Gaga butt sniffer. What great accomplishments.
Hypocrite much? Aren't you the one who went after Lisa Rinna and others for publicly asking for work? So for them its laughable and a hasbeen but for you its ok? You consistently show how two faced you are. You have one set of rules for yourself and the celebs you embarrass yourself over and then a second set for others? Ever since you stepped away from the blog to become a "celeb" yourself, you've been living nothing but delusions of grandeur.
Perez ““ You don't even have any music, dance talent!! WTF dude! You talk sh!t about people “““` that's it!! Stick with “`what “` you know!
Ellen IS the replacement.
Give it a rest Perez, theres no way your getting that job!
i think you would be funny and so so so mean!
that would be entertaining.
but simon is king, the show wont be the same without him
Perez, the phone's for you it's Bad Girls Club…
DON'T DROP THAT CALL!
You've found your home dear, it fits like an x-small condom.
(condoms: often used by people who have dates….see:dignity,respectful employment)
Guy O is awesome and would be a perfect Judge since he works in the music industry and is very successful
I don't watch American Idol and even I know that you could never take the place of Simon. I know Simon got all his fame from his Idol comments, but the reason he got there in the first place is because he's a REAL music producer. That and he produced the UK original that the US copied kinda. What have you produced besides those shitty cartoons you had up a few weeks ago and this site that is no longer the news breaking stuff it once was? Stand down and lets find a real music producer to replace him. That's the least they can do. Because they all know that Paula was replaced with someone who has recorded albums, made music videos, won a Grammy, two Emmys AND performed music in front of thousands of people. THAT and the sky is green and the grass is blue.
you're way too annoying personality will never fit Idols mass appeal. sorry perez, stick to blogging it's the only decent thing you do well
sorry perez but an AI judge has to be liked.. simon is a douche but everyone atleast likes him and respects him.. you on the other hand are a fat, lazy, hypocritical piece of shit who NO ONE LIKES..not even the people who read this site like you they just need news. you will never be taken seriously as anything but a gossiper and no one respects your opinion so go fuck yourself perez. cant wait to see you cry when you realize you have NO CHANCE at AI or at life in general
theres a reason they haven't asked you, you would be terrible.
BTW, what is "OUR"?
You and your bottomfeeder interns can't spellcheck?
Where's your "BoyBand Contest" link?
Cancelled?
It is isn't it?
So now…..
Do you REALLY even WANT to tank this show so publicly you'll be
"OFFICIALLY…. PROVEN…. SUCCESS….. POISON!!!!!!"?
Bettah pop off son……call Bad Girls back this minute.
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…….
Have ya tried "blogging"?
That girl in Julie & Julia did one….maybe you could do that
(Do ya cook? oh haha, dumb question)
PEREZ please stop with this. I feel embarrassed for you and your delusions.
If they hired you or that lousy piece of shit Howard Stern, I'd never watch again. You're both disgusting and useless and have no talent or any ability to judge others talent. This Guy Oseary sounds perfect for Idol, hire him.
Oh Pervertez, don't spread yourself too thin, you ole pig-vomit you. That boy band thingy is much too important for you to waste time with this trivia. I'm confident that you will discover the next Menudo tribute band or perhaps some Bel Biv DeVoe imitators and they will be even bigger than Sliimy the slithering worm.
They just need someone funny for ratings and now they have Ellen.
Simon's amusing and entertaining but the judges only do initial, pretty-obvious, contestant weeding.
America does the judging.
OMG shut the fuck up, Perez. You aren't getting hired, you're not famous enough-no one would watch for you. You need to calm the fuck down, you look like a desperate 12 year old girl at a Jonas Brothers concert.
You're saying that this guy is not "suitable to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol", and you think that you are? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. You are a joke, Perez.
Perez you peaked on Chelsea Handler and she broke up with her boss.
I think you're fucked.
Ya fucked up the beauty pageant hype on that Gay Marriage equality question and ACTUALLY MANAGED TO ALIENATE GAYS!
Grab a pen and a camera gurl.
Celeb bar-trolls are waiting for you to snag their fender bender picture.
How many books came in for you so sign????
for free
bwahahahah! dont make me laugh! they wouldnt even consider you. its pathetic that you are begging on your blog, which noone from the american idol production team will NEVER read. as if YOU could be a good judge, you, the same person who thought Sliimy was a good artist to inflict on the world. you are a loser and have no music experience, mario. so suck it up and quit your whining and begging! pathetic!
THE ISSUE at hand is…if Perez got that seat, no one would watch the show. NO ONE likes him, or feels he has any musical taste what so ever. He speaking voice is DEEPLY annoying, and more than that…no one cares for his opinions. It is very, very unlikely this will take place.
I've heard that Howard Stern is in the running for a seat on Idol??? True. I Vote Perez Perez Perez!
Perez they had a singing contest in the Chipmunks Squeakquel, I think they had judges.
You could do something like that
I'm just sayin it was at a high school, and you like teenage boys…….sooooo….
The rest is just math.
They say go with what you're interested in!
i actually wouldnt mind you. at least you tell it like it is.
I would slit my wrists (the correct way) if i was forced to listen to your gratingly whiny voice on Idol.
Get over yourself, PLEASE.
oh but it wasn't cheap-80's-synth-cheez……crap.
ok so scratch that…….
Yes, Next American Alphabeat it is!