Why Is This Guy Messing With OUR Idol Dream???
Who is this guy?????
Okay, we actually do know who Guy Oseary is. He's Madonna's main manager, and he also is one of the producers of the Twilight franchise.
But that doesn't mean he is suitable to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol. That seat is spoken for!
It's screaming: PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ!!!
Sources are claiming, however, that Guy is actually the current frontrunner for the gig as producer consider his years as an entertainment manager a plus for the position.
Their only fear, and rightly so, is that people won't know who the hell he is and the show will lose it's following.
We know someone perfect for the job that EVERYONE knows:
PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ!!!
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What's Up Her Ass?!
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Re: Annie Sue – Your comments are rational , for the most part, but at this point you're starting to come off a lil crazy. But i'll be nice, you're prolly having a sick day or sth.
yea sure, perez replacing simon. give me a break. wtf does perez know about anything. he's just another hater, complaining about everything and everybody because he was born ugly and with a head larger than a horse.
wow REALLY. later AI nice knowin ya
You're a legend in your own mind. Your taste for fashion and for talent is absolutely worthless. Let me straighten you out here Perez. YOU'RE A FUCKING BLOGGER WHO HAPPENS TO HAVE A LARGE FOLLOWING OF HATERS AND LITTLE TWEENS WHO HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE MEMO YET WHO KEEP YOU AFLOAT. Everything you touch turns to shit.
Perez is such a fame whore… and totally clueless to his importance… or lack of.
you suck and cannot be the a judge for american idol. you have no taste because all you love is yourself and gaga.
Re: Punky B! – SO EFFING TRUE!
Re: Annie Sue – Boy, do you talk a lot. LOL!
Re: lilacfunk – lol, yeah ok that was alot.
I've been home in bed for 2 days and tv's been really boring.
Have these gossip blurbs also gotten kinda boring lately?
I do feel stuck entertaining myself.
Anyway back to work tomorrow so i'm done….thanks yes you were nice hehe
Re: SwedishSweetheart – lol and you too Sweety.
Give me a break! This guy is Madonna's manager, and you want them to choose you over him?!?
You may be 'famous' but you have no experience in terms of the music industry.
Re: Annie Sue – LOL!
Boy is this website slow or what…
Alright I forgot about the time difference, must be early morning in L.A
please please PLEASE no. do not go on idol. PLEASE.
follow me! @WynRA
I vote Perez!!! Anything can happen!
I don't think he's right for the job, just because he's in the music biz doesn't make him a good contender .
They want someone successful and respected on AI; you are neither. Your whole list of failures precedes you, as does the hate you generate on this site. The producers are savvy businessmen; no doubt they know better than to hire the likes of you, the king of epic fail.
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They make medication for your delusions of adequacy; get some.
He is so much better than howard stern !
Perez? NO!NO!NO!
Howard!Howard!Howard!
YES!
Mmm he's sexy.. Yum! I'd watch!
I am not sure who told Perez he would make a good replacement for Simon but whoever it was is either playing an early april fools joke or needs to be taken to the field and shot.
Honestly, what have you done other than this blog you got lucky on that makes you remotely qualified?
For fucks sake, the show would be all CACA wannabees.
Alright Perez, I'm going to put this as nicely as I can; no.
What exactly are your skills via the music industry exactly? You can pick out songs that you like? Well, that would make you a labradoodle. Everyone has music that they like, does that mean that they should be an American Idol judge; no, because they have no actual experience in the idustry to back up their likes and dislikes.
Seriously Perez, sweety, give it up before you embarass yourself any further because, and let's face it, labradoodles are far better beggars than you.
What the fuck makes you think you're the perfect candidate to judge something like Idol? Bitch, you're delusional.
Perez, everyone knows you as a Blogger/Gossip Queen, no one knew who Simon Cowell was when he started but his personality quickly made him famous, Simon had been in the music industry since he was a teen, Guy has also been in the music industry for YEARS, no offense gordito, but Guy would be a great choice! Stick to your industry;-)
do these comments make you sit back and have a good think about yourself? this is what people think of you. reality check…some change would do you good….if that is the line of work you want, achieve it…. but don't kid yourself. do what you do do well first…..step this gossip site up a notch.
and besides, you would turn up in a tshirt, no pants, and your hair like fucking foghorn leghorn
I do cent percent agree with you. I don’t know what the hell he is doing here. I am sure that the TRP of the American Idol will be down if Guy Oseary will enter.
Perez he currently manages Madonna who whether people like it or not is the most successful female recording artist of all time. I think he has some credibility here.
Not gonna happen Perez, ur not tv friendly.
haha perez you delusional pig. guy has biz knowledge, & you, what do you have? aside from the obvious yellow, oozing fat all over your king kong sized bod. go back to eating angelina's shit & hoping all the hot guys in h'wood are gay (not that they would go for you if they are, but…)
oh just shut up Perez! you're not qualify for this job!
I happen to agree with you Perez needs to fill that seat.
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id watch it if you were a judge :0) im not so sure about that guy like you said i dont know who tf he is really…
I am still wondering what credentials Perez has to be a judge on idol.. let alone to judge a beauty pagent…..
If you were on the show you'd want them to lower the singing age for boys to 12 and then put a tablecloth on the judges table so you could beat off while you watched them sing with their little mouths open. I can't want until you get busted with a little boy some day and go to jail and meet all the dicks you could ever dream of.
Re: perez snaps one off – You're too generous … you base your comments on the assumption that Parasite can actually read, and that he has the capacity for self-reflection, followed by self-improvement. You're far kinder to Perez, in this case, than he deserves.
The show is already most likely dead next seasons, you on it would surely bury it.
I fully support Perez for Simon's role on American Idol. Of course, this is mainly because I'd like to see more scripted programming on TV and the almost lighting speed in which AI would FAIL with Perez at the helm would free up several hours a week for real TV instead of this silly karaoke crap. Add AI to Perez's fail list which includes: fashion line: fail; book 1: fail; book 2: fail; CocoPerez: fail; music label: fail; Slimy: fail; Music Tour: colossal fail; blog: getting worse every day; and so on and so on… tic toc.
eh… I might get eaten for saying this but I think he would do good. Hes snippy enough to fill simons seat, and a big enough name that people would at least know who he is.
hahaha…. Perez on Idol. hahahaha. Anyone remember Sliimy? Yeah, me neither…
Re: Shaniqua Jones –
Jeez girl.. calm down. He hasn't done anything to you– no need for this insane firey hatred.
You wouldnt know good talent, from a dick in your ass…. actually on second thought
Perez not EVERYONE knows you, in-fact you are quite unknown in terms of celebrity, your demographic is mainly young girls and gay guys, which is not a bad thing, it's just that the rest of the world and America don't know who you are.
Also what is it with you wanting to be a judge? You are not suitable AT ALL, just because you show your musical tastes through the medium of your website doesn't make you equipped to pass judgement on peoples talents or lack of.
You have a good sense of humour and a fun website, stick to what you're mediocre at and just keep playing Perez Hilton!
My vote goes for Oseary. Perez, you know good and well the majority of Americans don't want to see you on TV every week. Are you SERIOUS??? You've offended about 75% of Hollywood and you think they're going to welcome you on mainstream TV, on a huge show as Idol? You're not very respected in H'wood so I really hope you're just joshing around. Also, based on your musical tastes and the artists you hype here, it's clear that you are in no position to choose America's next big talent. Sliimy? Ke$ha?? Selena Gomez? LOLOL!! Sorry, Perez; try again!!
ahhh, not to sound mean perez, but u know nothing about what good music is. or talent, etcetera etcetera.
Re: missmarilyn91 – And yet he has HO-RIFFIC taste in music.
Re: tick_tock_tick_tock – Madonna and Perez are filthy cun*ts !!!
I don't watch it anyway but if you became a judge, I'd write a scathing letter to the network and start a petition to have your no-talent recognizing ass FIRED!
Perez if you were a judge you'd try and push it so that the final contestants were all like sliimy. Gay, no tone, and horrible choice in sound for music.
You are kidding. You have no taste in music or fashion. Go back to your cave and put the rock in front of opening so we cement it shut.
The only person that wants to see you on AI is YOU!!!! YOUR a self centered egotistical rude ass. Sorry but its true. Love ya anyway.
You were so full of yourself thinking you took down Carrie Prejean but what you did was gurantee yourself that you will never ever get a job in Hollywood or anywhere else. You single handedly ruined the Paegent Nd would do the same to AI! Your adventures in trying to reinvent yourself have always failed so who would take a chance on you? The only person that loves you is you; even your family deny they are related to you! BTW, your blog is tanking and about to fail and then you'll go away and the world be happy again. BYE MARIO!
I really hope they go ahead and finally pick a judge, anyone, just so Perez can STFU.
If Perez were to join as a judge…I would probably kill myself
I would never watch if you became a judge. What is YOUR music experience? Yeah, you enjoy music. But so do millions of people - and they're not qualified to be on this show. Perez Fail.
Nice CROTCH on this dude. I'll watch him!
Okay, so I don't personally know anyone that knows who you are, but there are probably a lot of people that know of you. The problem is that the majority of people that know of you don't like you. They'd lose viewers and advertisers.
You seriously are getting pathetic, Perez. Just accept that its never gonna happen.
Re: Annie Sue – completely agree. i have a feeling from the footage last night that ellen is going to be perfect fit for idol. perez is definitely 100% not right for Idol
Holy shit Perez, stop being so damn desperate! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET THAT JOB!!!!!
Re: History – Very well said!!!!
Dude, we just want to read your blog NOT watch you on the tube. You don't translate well AT ALL. Ratings would Tank! If they hired you the US version of X Factor ratings would sky rocket.
Yes, but who knew Simon Cowell before American Idol?
theres a difference in being critical of ones musical performance..and being flat-out-mean of ones appearance..and perez, i feel liike you would fall under the second category. just because you know how to be mean doesn't mean you would be right for the job. sure simon, he's mean..but being mean is being brutally honest about one's singing ability. i have a feeling that if you got on the show, you would only go with insulting their looks, such as their makeup, their outfit, the way their face looks when they sing, etc. andd another thing..please stop being so full of it.
if you are a judge you would only support beautiful men & gays because you seem to hate on any kind of woman with talent because you are a jealous queennnnnnnnnn.
Guy is not only Madge's manager, but he is/was A&R dude at Maverick. He signed Alanis Morissette, the "firestarter" dude..forgot, Olive etc. So I believe he's more than qualified for the spot. You may say 'well thats not a lot', but think, not much talent out there either. Madge ain't throwing her ducketts to the wind. Not going to slag you off tho Perez…but don't feel entirely sorry for you either..
You would be the worst judge ever. You are not fair at all. A one sided gay man with a gruge. I can't even watch you on the bag girls club,and that is the lowest of low shows. You are such a pervert I worry for the boy bands.
Perez, you have absolutely no qualifications to be an idol judge. NONE. Just because you listened to Gaga and posted some of her songs on your website does not mean you know a damn thing about music. Not please stop pandering and go back to your dayjob, I need more gossip to pass the time.
I'm sorry, but Madonna isn't a big draw for the younger generation like it is for the older generation. Yeah, he's a producer for Twilight, but what does that have to do with music? Kara was a hard enough transition, but at least she wrote CURRENT hit songs. Based on what I've heard, I think this would be a BAD choice. LOSS OF INTEREST!
PEREZ, you would undoubtedly make an HONEST judge. I think that your personality may be TOO big for the show though, like distracting. We'll see what happens!
Ain't never gonna happen perez….no one would watch it if you were on. And this daily and constant barage of desperate pathetic attempts to get attention from the folks at Idol is just annoying now. I highly doubt any of them look at your site and if they did, they are probably all laughing over what a huge joke you are. I think Guy is 100 times better of a choice than you or Howard.
Perez, seriously? The judges are judges because they've been in the music business whether it be behind the scenes or they're a muscian themselves. You however, do not have any musical background or knowledge therefore you being a judge = big fail.
i dont even know how to put how much i do not want you to be a judge into words.. if you become a judge ( which you will NOT ) i will stop watching. you will be annoying and try to steal all of the attention not to mention you dont know shit about good music, never mind GOOD music therefor you will not get the job especially after begging and being desperate you idiot.
Loca ridicula!!!!
please PLEASE pick Perez so the damn show will be canned already.
I can PROMISE that if PEREZ ends up on AI, I WILL slit my own throat. PROMISE.
You'd probably just end up getting in fights with the contestants, That's what you do when you judge things, isn't it?
Horrible choice. The show should have something to do with the contestants, not all abot one judge.
are you kidding? you generally tend to have HORRIBLE taste in music and live performances. i mean, you thought that taylor swift sounded great at the grammys and that carrie underwood sounded rough at the superbowl. wtf would you do on american idol?
DAVID FOSTER is the only one out there who could replace Simon. He is actually MORE quaified than Simon.
DAVID FOSTER. DAVID FOSTER. DAVID FOSTER.
Perez, you're a f'ing gossip columnist. And, a crappy one, at that. You're delusional.