Housewife Strips Down!
Real Housewives of New York's Kelly Bensimon is baring it all for March's Playboy.
And she's "thrilled…to show the world that a 41-year-old mother of two can be sexy!"
Thanks to Mimi's retoucher, she can!
The pictorial was shot by her ex, fashion photographer Gilles Bensimon, because she "knew he would make me look beautiful and sexy. I hope I made Hef proud!"
When asked about her prep for the shoot, she lied reponded, "I literally drank beer — Corona — and ate chicken wings for two weeks!"
Apparently, Kelly wanted to showcase her real body! Ha!
"I'm pretty full in those pictures, but I like it. That's really me. That's what I look like. It's real," continued the housewife. "I want people to enjoy their life, not be starving and going to get a colonic because they think they need to be skinnier."
Really setting the example , you dumb biatch!
P.S. Looking hawt!
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wow
so funny how you are always talking about nothing being wrong with being gay, yet you are hoping to destroy this john mayer by letting everyone know he is or might be gay. you do NOTHING for the gay community
btw love kelly she looks fucking hot, smoking, eat your heart out you ugly betheny bitch.
yuck i hate her…she has total methface and is a total biotch. can't believe we have to deal with her skankself for another season
that has last call written all over it…yikes
I just threw up.
Playboy is officially dead.
Too bad her face doesn't look as hot as her body….
Afraid of a little vajayjay gay boy? I bet you parents are so proud of their "son"
2 Live Crew said it best…."face down, ass up". still… not bad for an old hag.
Her tummy and groin area looks weird in this photo. Like a man. I don't know who she is though…
If a woman doesn't conform to beauty standards you are horrible to her, if she tries to conform you are horrible to her. I don't approve of playboy, but she looks nice, and so many beautiful women are tossed aside by the media after 40 (as if thats some great age). She looks nice so leave her alone.
Hate her. I predict she will be the first Real House Wife to go to Celebrity Rehab.
This is why Playboy is declining - they'll put just anyone on the cover nowadays. I have no idea who this chick is, she's old, and she's ugly. WTF??? And Heidi Montag?? Talk about slumming and scraping the bottom of the barrel. I'd much rather look at Hustler…ANYDAY! At least you get to see muff & cock in Hustler.
Omg stop calling women dumb bitches. It's pathetic.
kelly is CRAZY…..Team Bethany here
ewwwww….on the other hand she looks ok for a grandma i guess….def not playboy material…..kinda sad….!!!!!
She's the biggest air bag on the show I wished she would have been canned,she has the WORST personality,she definitely has a man face not pretty as soon as I see her on the real housewives I turn the channel.
She looks pregnant.
Hahaha your too funny, loved it!
Ugghh Gag Me With A Spoon!!
This bitch is not some "House Wife" with a rockin body. The bitch was a model since she was like 15! Of course she ate chicken wings and drank beer….She has a model's physique, meaning, she has a naturally thin and slender body. This is not a real woman!!! It's the equivalent of putting Demi Moore in Playboy. Demi DOES NOT look like the average 40-something year old. Ugggh. I liked playboy better when they featured stunning little 20-something year olds with ginormous juggs. That was normal.
HOLY PHOTOSHOP!! I couldn't even tell if this was real or an animated comic of her when I first looked at it, it looks so edited. Kinda creepy…
I hate this clydesdale/tranny, she didn't want to show her bottom half nude because she needed to hide her wiener, but says she just wanted to be classy or something. ALso people are saying that she decided to pose nude because she wanted to "one up" bethenny "squareface" frankel, because she posed nude for that peta thing.
I hate this guy, I assume playboy photoshoped the cracked leather of his face. No wonder why Playboy shareholders are suing Hefner…
hahahaha i love you perez
i wonder what kind of photoshop job they'll do to hide her hideous boob job!
Did anyone see how crazy this woman was on the show? Being straight up nasty and then denying it? AND….what is UP with her body? Her boobs going in two different directions, not very pretty. She is more masculine than she thinks and her personality is pretty bad, she's just not that nice. Her body is not all that, I'm a 46 year old mother and my body looks better than her's, I'm happy to say!
Not photoshopped….. Her belly button isn't even in the right place!!! Its off to the right by a LOT
She's very hot, but she is SUCH a bitch! I wanna punch her in the face! ughh
THIS IS ONE OF THE UGLIEST BITCHES ALIVE, INSIDE AND OUT. HER STOMACH LOOKS DEFORMED HERE…MAYBE THEY SHOULD HAVE PHOTOSHOPPED EVEN MORE. NASTY SKANK! CAN'T STAND HER, WISH SHE WOULD DISAPPEAR FOREVER!
I can't believe Playboy wasted $ on her. She is such a bitch! She has wack breast implants and no waist or womanly shape….almost as bad as her tranny face. Please…..there are so many 41 year old women that look so much better, even 51. This is NOT a novelty anymore.
Actually, if you go to awfulplasticsurgery.com, you can see what her body looks like for real, and it ain't pretty. She has no waist - goes straight down from the boobs to the knees.
I Hate This Woman!!!! She has no redeeming qualities at all… Team Betheny!!!