John Mayer Is Done Being A Douche?

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You guys, all John Mayer wants to do is play the guitar!

Oh, boo hoo!

Mayer has taken to his Twitter yet AGAIN to talk about how sorry he is for that wretched Playboy interview and how he's going to keep his mouth shut from now on!

Tweets Mayer:

And while I'm using today for looking at myself under harsh light, I think it's time to stop trying to be so raw in interviews…It started as an attempt to not let the waves of criticism get to me, but it's gotten out of hand and I've created somewhat of a monster.

I wanted to be a blues guitar player. And a singer. And a songwriter. Not a shock jock. I don't have the stomach for it.

Again, because I don't want anyone to think I'm equivocating: I should have never said the word and I will never say it again.

So does this mean the end of the countless interviews and tweets from Mayer???

We'll believe it when we see it!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Feb 11, 2010 at 12:01 am / Email this  »

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    1. 1

      Jesus Mario-this must be like your 9th post about John Mayer today. Let it go already.



    2. 2

      he's just a messed up guy…that's what happens when fame gets to your head.

    3. Bren says – reply to this


      3

      He's a pig and a dog. Can't believe Jennifer would be with the likes of someone like him.



    4. 4

      No one fucking cares you're enough of a D list celebrity to have a fight with John Mayer. No one even cares about John Mayer. So just shut the fuck up.



    5. 5

      shut up and just play your guitar … like we know you can.



    6. 6

      I think he means it. There's a good guy in there somewhere.



    7. 7

      John Mayer is a dumbass. His music makes me want to barf. Plus, he's fugly. So, let's all just ignore him, and maybe he'll go away soon. :)



    8. 8

      Yeah, I'm not the biggest fan of John Mayer…



    9. 9

      It's really a shame that you don't listen to what your readers comment on your posts. After the 98% negative feedback you got on the last Mayer post, I'm totally surprised that you won't just give this up.



    10. 10

      What about when he used the word F@g??? What thats not a bad word anymore?
      This guys a fuckin loser! What racist homophobe!
      I only liked one of his shitty songs and u can bet I'll delete that from my comp! Someone please tell me why this asshole thinks he's smarter than everyone else??? I hope he dies off!
      Such a big ego on such an ugly person inside and out!



    11. 11

      John needs to go to his spiritual desert. Meditate and reflect. He is not in a good place…

      Perez needs to F off and give it a rest.



    12. 12

      I HATE THIS PIECE OF TRASH!!!
      and Seriously he just gives me more reason to LoVe Jason Mraz!!!!



    13. 13

      He just needs to lay low for a while and not talk so much.



    14. 14

      Love you John. Keep your head up. Don't be so hard on yourself.



    15. 15

      Uhh, if you're so tired of his "countless interviews and tweets" maybe you should stop looking at them and posting stuff about him. You posted like 10 things about him today. You think he looks like a douche, when you look even more pathetic than he does. At least Mayer has a talent, and he apologizes when he says something stupid. What exactly is it that you do? Because everything you've done so far has failed. You're not even a gossip blog anymore, all you do is copy and paste stories from other sites and talk mad shit about people. Its not gossip, its just an outlet for you to be mean to people who are more succesful and famous than you are. You said Michael Jackson was faking it when he died. You talked crap on Brittany Murphy up until she died and then deleted all the posts when people called you out on it. You talked about Demi Moore's freaking teenage daughter. And not once did you apologize to ANYONE.

      Perez, you need a reality check. PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU. Notice how 95% of the comments on your blog are negative comments about YOU? That should say something. Its because you're a BULLY and a HYPOCRITE. I'm sure you know how it feels to be insulted and bullied. Why do you have to do it to other people?



    16. 16

      Come on Mayer fans u should kno by now Jason Mraz is wayyy better!
      talent wise
      Good looking(JMayer is fugly)
      Better character
      wayyy better music
      Just delete all JMayers shitty music from ur comp and download JMraz!!!
      you'll fall in love with Mraz instantly!!!



    17. 17

      lol @ blues guitar player
      he wishes

    18. 213 says – reply to this


      18

      Perez you need to get a life. Don't you have anything better to do with your time.



    19. 19

      No one needs to be reminded with slurs and putrid grandstanding that most people date/sleep with their own race. All Mayer did was just make a bunch of obsessive PaleoConservative losers who have nothing to live for but gyno-porn, their own BMs and home shopping network, feel smug and happy.

      Between Kanye West and Mayer, both utter human refuse,they can be fed to hungry Tigers on pay per view and the world will be better for it. At least Jennifer Aniston is getting some decent size Hampton now that she upgraded to Gerard Butler. At least she can always look back on her time with John Mayer as "dating straight up ghetto."



    20. 20

      He is just became Perez bitch

    21. Laury says – reply to this


      21

      Is Perez done with his personal vendetta against John Mayer? He's probably laughing his ass off right now, because you can't stop talking about him. If you hate him so much, don't give him anymore press than he deserves. He's not even relevant, so why bother?



    22. 22

      John is 32. He needs to grow up and let his talent speak NOT his filthy "STUPID" mouth.

      "My Stupid Mouth" by John Mayer:

      "My stupid mouth
      Has got me in trouble
      I said too much again
      To a date over dinner yesterday
      And I could see
      She was offended
      She said "well anyway…"
      Just dying for a subject change

      Oh, another social casualty
      Score one more for me
      How could I forget?
      Mama said "think before speaking"
      No filter in my head
      Oh, what's a boy to do
      I guess he better find one soon

      Oh, the way she feels about me has changed
      Thanks for playing, try again.
      How could I forget?
      Mama said "think before speaking"
      No filter in my head
      Oh, what's a boy to do
      I guess he better find one

      I'm never speaking up again
      It only hurts me
      I'd rather be a mystery
      Than she desert me
      Oh I'm never speaking up again
      Starting now… Starting now

      One more thing
      Why is it my fault?
      So maybe I try too hard
      But it's all because of this desire
      I just wanna be liked
      I just wanna be funny
      Looks like the jokes on me
      So call me captain backfire

      I'm never speaking up again
      it only hurts me
      I'd rather be a mystery
      than she desert me

      oh i'm never speaking up again
      i'm never speaking up again
      i'm never speaking up again
      Starting now, starting now…"



    23. 23

      sooo i made a login name just to comment on this….

      WOOOOOWWWWWW STOP complaining about him…give it a rest…find a fucking hobby or something?!?

      all you are is an effing hypocrite wth NO TIME ON HIS HANDS who rags on people and hates on them to make HIMSELF feel better….i can't believe how low you are as a human being to talk about celebrities and critique them … when you have the worst lowest life ever

      im sick and tired of coming to this site and always seeing something about JOHN MAYER…..stoppppp already!!

      honestly stop talking shit about him when WE ALL KNOW that you would STILL suck lill johnnny boys d*ck if you had the chance k? oh wait? you never will?

      PS i advice you to start reading your comments… because 99.9% of your so called 'posse' does not like you!



    24. 24

      Talk about the DOUCHE POT calling THE DOUCHE KETTLE BLACK! You know what I think? I think Perez is just heartbroken that his dream of a 3 way with John Mayer and Carrie Prejean is never going to happen.



    25. 25

      Don't worry pig-vomit, he'll tweet you condolences the next time someone attempts to teach you some civility with another beatdown.



    26. 26

      You think John Mayer is a douche???? YOU, Perez, are the biggest douche in the world. You may not use the N word, but you CONSTANTLY insult people for things they have no control over. You are the Queen of the Douchebags. You draw semen on people's faces for God's sake. What is up with that, by the way? It is so creepy. But anyway, you are the world's biggest douche and you have said things far worse than the N word. At least John Mayer seems to feel bad, whereas you seem to get off on your so called "power" and continue to trash people daily. Hypocrite.



    27. 27

      "So does this mean the end of the countless interviews and tweets from Mayer???"

      hopefully,it means the end of your countless updates about him.



    28. 28

      Yea, I noticed that most everyone that is still supporting Perez's point of view have no consideration for the fact that the "haters that have no life and should just go to another site if we don't like what we read". Well, it happens that most of us used to visit this site because we actually thought it was FUN at one point. A little snotty, but not nearly such a character assassinating vehicle for Perez's own personal D-list fame.

      It's not even creative or cute anymore, it's just sad and vindictive. I don't care for John Mayer, but instead of having a half wit interpret his interview for you, and taking a tabloid queen's word as gold is just demeaning to yourselves. Read the interview again. Maybe he is a douche, but what J.Mayer said was actually picking apart the people that use the term "N-pass". The point was to merely to criticize people that believe there is even such a thing, much less use the tacky slang. He makes a point by saying that he could never understand what it is to be black and be discriminated against in a restaurant!

    29. Hi-G says – reply to this


      29

      Dear John,
      The only people who consider you talented or relevant want to fuck you. So please stop acting like the rest of the world gives a shit about your opinions.
      Ok. Super. Thanks.



    30. 30

      I just bet he is smacking his junk around for being so stupid and saying all
      that nasty stuff. He tried his best to keep it quiet..but it just had a mind of
      it's own. Poor John. He's acting scared.



    31. 31

      Real talkz Perez, like how much times are you gonna post about the man in one day? U really need 2 read ur comments sometimes if ur gonna have it up.

      Ya he said stupid things, we should learn to ignore these people rather than give them spotlight which is why i dont understand y u can ignore tila tequila but u cant this guy.

      Oh wait, it's cause he tounged you down.

      Why even tell people about this? WHO CARES! an if you're so hurt by it, which it seems that you are, u know that ur blog is no place to snap on him an that like 9 posts about the man in one day makes u looks like the bad guy. U need 2 stop giving him press cause honestly, i cant take one more story about the guy - who cares about reading about him??!?!



    32. 32

      Promises, promises.



    33. 33

      Hey you guys! WAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAH



    34. 34

      Re: Boxy Brown – Okay, I was totally with you until you got to the part about making fun of Potato Head Willis–now THAT shit is funny! Someone should start a blog entirely devoted to that.



    35. 35

      Mario why don't you post what he said about you in the Playboy interview? Does INERT right a bell???? You only tell one side of the story conveniently.



    36. 36

      Once a douche always a douche, John Mayer.

    37. naima says – reply to this


      37

      John Mayer was an excellent musician like 6 years ago and he seemed normal and down to earth. Then he started sticking his dick into every available Hollywood reject hoe and that has gone over his big head; now he's nothing but a tabloid kiss and tell junkie!!!!



    38. 38

      Again, the reason for the backlash is because somewhere this past year, Perez stopped reporting the gossip, and started creating it. Again, actually READ this interview. It is far more demeaning to women…it actually objectifies women to a degree as his personal playground. I guess Perez eeni-meenied this one to create an interpretation that more people would be offended by. Mario was pissed because his name was dropped in the interview and it told a tale of a very sarcastic kiss that Perez thought meant something, and it actually DIDNT! SNAP!

    39. lface says – reply to this


      39

      at least john mayer has actual talent and he will apologize if he offends someone. on the other hand you go out of your way to do it on a daily basis and you have made it your fucking job to criticize and offend people.



    40. 40

      Why only Michael Richards?

      Can't John Mayer be relived of his pointless career too for dropping the N-Bomb? The airwaves would be less stank if he just vanished into fog of bad breast implants and gerbils.



    41. 41

      Re: lollipop21 – Great First Post

    42. fiona says – reply to this


      42

      He is a dirtbag. No class, no gentleman. Women who risk an affair with him only compromise their reputations.
      Making music does not buy character. This guy needs to put a sock in it.



    43. 43

      Is the "N" word the only thing he's sorry about? There's a lot more in the article that the douche bag needs to apologize for.



    44. 44

      users learn how to ignore banner ads after a little while…but still…i come to your blog so you get paid by these companies and this is what you give me in return :( ive seen way too many john mayer post

      do you actually read these feedback on your posts?



    45. 45

      while i agree what mayer said wasnt cool and was totally pompous… perez you really piss me off… mayer specifically appologized for using the n word in two other tweets, explained why he said it and what he thought it was going to come across as, and then said he realizes he's a total asshole for saying it and that he (or anyone else) should never say that.

      it just really bothers me how perez excludes things and twists things in order to make himself look like a saint and to get people to jump on his various bandwagons.

      perez is losing his mind… i guess he's changing his website so much, twisting stories and being so blatantly desperate is because he's starting to realize that everyone hates him now as strongly as they used to love him.



    46. 46

      Everyone makes mistakes! Even you Perez. About a year ago I stopped looking at your site for a looooooong time because you got way to bullshit political. Making something out of nothing all the time. I forgave you, and I'm back. Give your boyfriend a break already!



    47. 47

      FFS mario. How many times in a couple of days can you blog about john fucking mayer. Obsessed much?



    48. 48

      If you were at the Nashville concert tonight, I don't think you'd be able to deny how truly sorry he is. He even broke down into tears, tonight. His entire band (majority of them being African Americans) stood on his stage tonight and gave the performance of their lives. If this man really were racist, if this man REALLY was the douche bag everyone has made him out to be…. Those people, the people he spends every day with, wouldn't be there, WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES… Supporting their coworker and friend.

      If you are able to obtain video from tonight's show… I really hope you post it. It was incredibly REAL and incredibly RAW. It also lead into an amazing outpouring of emotion that Mr. Mayer displayed through one friggin awesome guitar improvisation.



    49. 49

      Yep, Perez is officially delusional.



    50. 50

      Hating on Weezy now obsessing over John Mayer are you trying to repel viewers



    51. 51

      Mayer always looks constipated when he sings.



    52. 52

      Re: Ckb2ii – are u kidddy me? and U believe this fukcer? He's a dirtbag! And we're not just outraged @ him using a racist word there are several things he said that he should apologize for…



    53. 53

      Honestly, he just sounds like an uneducated racist homophobe to me!
      & I agree w/ KoolKatBlues He needs to apologize for alot more…
      *
      It's beyond me why anyone would still like him after all this…
      John Mayer=Stupid!



    54. 54

      What a disgusting douche bag ass hole! I can't stand this racist Jerk!



    55. 55

      And didn't he give crap to perez for calling Will I am a f@g??? but yet he thinks he can turn around and say the samething to diss homosexuals and african americans????
      W0W! this guy just keeps getting worse and worse!
      Shame-Shame!



    56. 56

      Perez Hilton done posting about John Mayer?? COME ON



    57. 57

      Maybe people will finally wise up and see what a hack/attention whore this guy is.



    58. 58

      This closet homosexual that tries to pass as a musician really needs to go away. I once listened to his music, and actually thought he was a nice chap, but now I am forever turned off by the bigoted person he has showed himself to be. I have lost all the respect that I once had for his supposed talent. If he were truly the artist that everyone believed him to be, he would have let his art speak for itself, and not have tarnished its beauty by revealing the ugly and vile person that created it.

      P.S. Good for you Perez for illuminating his racist tendencies. You are awesome, and I want you to know that you continue to have my undivided support.

    59. @v@ says – reply to this


      59

      Three tiny paragraphs, but with eleven references to himself.
      I'm, myself, I, me, I've, I I, I, I'm, I, I.
      Not self-absorbed at all.
      It's just not ALL ABOUT YOU. Get yer head out of your own ass and
      have a look around. There are others out here, and other things to ponder.



    60. 60

      I really believe Clay Cook wrote the songs from the earlier albums. This hack here has been sinking from album to album as the years past. His 15 minutes are up. Who the hell go to this gay in the closet ass wipe concerts any more.



    61. 61

      john mayer just sucks lets just all say it…. who buys he cds anyways??? i really want to know that cuz i just dont understand why he is still in the news. JOHN MAYER IS SOOOO GROOSSS YUCK YUCK YUCK



    62. 62

      Hate to be the millionth person to tell you perez but he's just not that into you.. he's made it clear too…how long will it take for u to get that in ur head?

      P.s. Its really stupid to delete his music just because he made a mistake, he apologized several times get over it people ur almost as bad as mario here
      I on the other hand LOVE john mayer. the man has talent. wish i could make it to his concert this weekend but i'll be in ny!



    63. 63

      John Mayer is a Sociopath!



    64. 64

      Mayer is a douche bag turd and needs to shut up already. He is not fooling nobody he has gay written all over him. Mayer not wanting black women mean they are spared from his shitty treatment of women. Stupid women like Jessica S, Jennifer A and now Taylor Swift are the dumbest Hollywood bimbos ever. It seems Mayer only date women with low self esteem.



    65. 65

      Being from the UK, I don't really know much about him, but what I do know I like. He comes across as having a wicked sense of humour, just a shame that there are so many haters out there. He makes me laugh.



    66. 66

      It looks more like Mayer chase after Perez because Mayer do not have to acknowledge Perez but Mayer don't miss a beat to call up Perez's name. I think Mayer has a serious hard on for Perez.
      All that time of lying about making out with Perez showed what a big liar Mayer is.



    67. 67

      Ur just mad because it wasnt your dick in his mouf



    68. 68

      John Mayer is hot and makes good music. I'm kind of a bitch sometimes but nobody is around to write it down and criticize it. Say whatever you want Johnny boy…ima go buy all of your albums now on iTunes.



    69. 69

      Racist David Dukes people approve of John Douche Mayer.



    70. 70

      Mario…you are sounding like a immature 5th grade kid with a crush on someone…let it go. You are too ugly to have anyone anyways…shut the fuck up



    71. 71

      Re: nealyfish – nobody wants to interview you, either. would you make the concious effort to be "edgy" like that if anybody actually cared to interview you? ha. i think messed up stuff that i wouldnt necessarily tell the world about, i'd never want to be famous bc everybody twists shit but this guy is clearly an idiot. like you.

    72. Benf says – reply to this


      72

      yeah, and are you done being a BULLY???????????

    73. Stepy says – reply to this


      73

      Re: Boxy Brown – AMEN! I was going to write a post, but you basically summed it up!

      I used to LOVE coming to this site. Now its just a place for Perez to talk shit about celebs that dont kiss his ass. Over it.



    74. 74

      Well, we shall see if he cleans up his act.



    75. 75

      I am in no way saying John Mayer is a saint and he has issues don't we all but in all honesty shut the hell up Perez ONE post sums up your hatred of John Mayer dude.



    76. 76

      he may be a douche by the joke is on all the hoes on whose faces hes jerking off



    77. 77

      Your fixation with John Mayer is rather unprofessional.



    78. 78

      no one cares anymore about what happend with you and John. Get over it. You said that John kissed you, John says it never happend, SO WHAT!!!!!!!

      JOHN MAYER IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!



    79. 79

      I can't believe nice girls like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston ever gave this douche a second look! He's disgusting!



    80. 80

      Oh no, what will you post about all day? Your campaign isn't working fuckhead, just like it's never worked against anybody on your hit list. The only thing you prove is you're still a 14 year old girl with a broken heart. Fuck yourself.



    81. 81

      Perez, don't be so hard on him!!
      Love you John Mayer!



    82. 82

      Hey Perez are you done acting like a jealous whore???



    83. 83

      Classless idiot.



    84. 84

      Your pathetic jealousy makes you even uglier mario.

    85. Brtt says – reply to this


      85

      I love it when someone pisses Perez off enough that he goes into a spaz–especially when he tries so hard to prove he's the better man.



    86. 86

      ur a douche



    87. 87

      Re: jones19
      I agree with you. Where I live, people don't know his music, he's "famous" for being with Jennifer Aniston. And just today there was a piece on him in a tabloid quoting him saying awesome things like "Jessica Simpson is like napalm in bed, I'd pay money to have sex with her again" and "she's like crack.. sexcrack!" … sounds like a real dreamy guy. Respecting a relationship and being a nice guy when it's over and stuff. Class act!



    88. 88

      John and Kayne should tour together, " THE MEDIA'S CLOWNIES TOUR.' I capitilized so I could be "cool" like Kayne.



    89. 89

      Mario, stop prancing around like you invented homosexuality.
      .
      We'd be sorry you had your evil little heart-broken when Mayer disavowed ever having any feelings for you, but you have never done anything other than be mean to people, so you don't deserve sympathy.



    90. 90

      Re: wikkedbunni – Finally, something intelligent. I'll admit, I read the media spinned reporting of this story, and was upset; however, after reading Mayer's exact words, he's completely right. Career-wise, it was probably not the best word to use, but what happened to freedom of speech? For us to get so worked up over this comment is ridiculous given the context of it.

      I'm just upset that he continues to sing like he has a dick stuck in his throat.



    91. 91

      Re: emscifer – Comments like that just prove what an egocentric waste of space this man is. He may have talent but that doesn't excuse his behavior. Good luck getting a quality girlfriend again Mayer!



    92. 92

      Re: ChinacatSunflower – Sounds like a "great" idea. Loves it.



    93. 93

      Look he is aloud to say dumb sh@# just like all the rest of us!!!! He was making a point an people twist words to make it sounds worse than it was meant for! I think he is GREAT and makes GREAT music! There are worse out there people making even bigger mistakes!!! Ima need u to get over it and move on people!!!



    94. 94

      Re: Boxy Brown – You said every thing I was feeling PREACH ON!!!! atleast John is doing something with his life and good is cming from it. Tell me PEREZ how many people have you helped other than YOURSELF??? Don't worry I will wait!!!!!!



    95. 95

      does it really matter? Really? My God, do white people freak, if you say white trash, do italian freak if you say WAP? It is only an issue, cause he said the N word. Give it up people. He is still getting publicity this way.



    96. 96

      I loooovvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee John!! Great show lastnight where he addressed the interview.



    97. 97

      What do you mean he is tweeting AGAIN? His timeline clearly shows he goes days or weeks without tweeting (unlike you). When he does tweet he has intelligent things to say (unlike you who tweets about imaginary boyfriends of the day or how yummy it was that one of your gay friend posted a new shirtless pic or trying to start shit between celebrities or tries to garner support for this idiotic idea you would be "perfect" for AI). Also, common sense would dictate that if his tweets bother you so much just unfollow him. No one is forcing you at gunpoint to read them.



    98. 98

      Can someone please explain what the attraction is to this "dead in the eyes" piece of shit who can't sing any better than he looks? Everywhere I turn it's Mayer this Mayer that—UGH! And Perezzie—MAYER WILL ALWAYS BE A DOUCHE!



    99. 99

      John Mayer is a narcissus in its purest form. What a prick. He needs to stick to the only thing he's good at: music.



    100. 100

      oh, I didn't know this was a john mayer fansite. MY BAD.

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