Lindsanity Misses The Ball And Pisses Off Vienna, British Airways!!!!

2/11/2010 9:45 AM ET | Filed under: Lindsay Lohan • Wacky, Tacky & True • Legal Matters

Get it together, girl!!!

As we previously reported, Austrian moneybags Richard Lugner was planning to take the American trainwreck/whactress Lindsay Lohan to be his escort to the Vinenna Opera Ball tonight!!

Well, according to our sources, Lugner was kind enough to book Lindsanity a private jet for her flight out for 50,000 euros, but that just wasn't classy enough for our hard pAArtying ginge, so he reaccomodated her with a jet for 100,000 euros!!

WTF???

However, La Lohan had a court date for her probation, so her manager booked her on a commercial British Airways flight to London instead, and SOMEHOW, still managed to keep the plane waiting WITH PASSENGERS for 2 HOURS so she could pretend to have her shiz together in front of a job and then, because there was obviously no rush, GO SHOPPING before leisurely strolling over to LAX.

Naturally, British Airways was not too happy with girlfriend and demanded a $22,000 stalling fine for keeping the plane grounded, and in a HIGHlarious turn of events, she couldn't come up with a credit card that had a high enough limit to pay the charge!!!!!

Now Lugner is scrambling for a replacement and expects Lindsanity to return the funds he provided her for the private jet she never used!!!

Poor Lindsanity!!!! Now she's never going to get to go to the ball!!! Where is her Fairy Crackmother, White Oprah, to help her now?? Girlfriend couldn't even pay the stalling fine, how is she going to pay Lugner back?!

We smell a lawsuit!!!

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65 comments to “Lindsanity Misses The Ball And Pisses Off Vienna, British Airways!!!!”

kmb1223 says – reply to this

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how exactly do you get an airplane to wait for you?
truth in life says – reply to this

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i don't get it when does a commercial airline wait two hours for one person….stupid bitch
gimlet123 says – reply to this

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For someone who does absolutely nothing, you cover her way too much. She clearly is in need of help. Writing about her just fuels the fire.
trinigirl123 says – reply to this

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Omg. She's so messy. Get it together girl. She can still get it togerther Perez, just you watch.
scissorhands says – reply to this

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Mario is a pathetic loser wannabe celebrity. He is a sad sad human being. I wish him and his bully campaign website would just disappear. The world doesn't need him and his disgusting hurtful zit on humanity website.
bulwergirl says – reply to this

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This makes no sense. Why would a pilot delay a departure for 2 hours in order to wait for someone ? They won't even do it for "almost life and death" situations…
Brainbug says – reply to this

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Worthless, talentless bitch.
If u don't like Perez_why r u here says – reply to this

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You would think having all her fuck ups publicized would help her to wake up already! Maybe if she makes it to about 26 yrs old, she'll finally get it…But then again, with a mom like hers…….who knows…
LosTAngeles says – reply to this

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This girl will be dead in 5 years and everybody will be having wonderful memorials for her. There will be TV reruns and rereleased movies of hers listed as "classics". Products will be made in memory of her name. People close to her will get paid for their interview. And everyone will be standing with their thumbs up their asses, boo-hooing and crying about how they wished they'd done something. SO DO SOMETHING WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE. WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY. SOMEONE SMACK THIS LITTLE SPOILED BRAT (WHO HASN'T HAD A DECENT PRODUCT PRODUCED IN YEARS) IN THE FACE AND THROW HER INTO A GODDAMN MENTAL/REHAB INSTITUTION. Or else, please stfu when she croaks.
Mari-- says – reply to this

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British Airways will keep a plane grounded for one person? I don't think I'll be using them any time soon.
Chlodié says – reply to this

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leave linsay lohan alone. Perez get a life, plz. You are really fat, try to get some pro ana tips to lose weight! and you have got no tastof fashion. go to lookbook.nu
to get some inspiration. fugly bitch.
No man will love you.
Chandler says – reply to this

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This reminds me of when Britney held up that flight in Florida for hours, because she wanted to change planes because they didn't have leather seats in first class. They are both spoiled brats.
BELLABABY12 says – reply to this

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um and why the hell did british airways actually have the plane wait for her??? Who the fuck is she?!!?!?! I sense there isn't much truth to this story because there is NO way an airline would wait for this talentless Z-lister to come on board….bullshit!!
crimson23 says – reply to this

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Commercial airlines don't wait. That should be a clue that most of this is bullshit. LIndsay already denied there being a private plane.
You should know by now half of these gossip websites don't fact check. Don't believe everything you read.,,except this comment.
Turned40 says – reply to this

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The Vienna Opera Ball is one of the biggest social events of the year! Why on earth would this man, who clearly could take anyone, invite Lindsay Lohan? This is an elegant and sophisticated event for people who truly love fine arts, not psycho bubblegum party girls!
Genghis Khan says – reply to this

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Re: kmb1223 – Exactly. A commerial airliner doesn't "wait" for anyone, let alone 2 hours. This story is bs.
hanna von welt says – reply to this

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this story is unbelievable!
if it's true, it's an evidence of incapacity for all involved parties … unbelievable!
Deadwing says – reply to this

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Scissorhands and Chlodie,

If you hate Perez so much, why do you waste your time posting here?? It makes no sense to rational humans. Perhaps you're just looking for attention?
Kittycullen says – reply to this

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Thats what you get when you put your trust in a drunk drug using ginger !

He should have taken Katie Price, at least she would have made sure to show up.
lindsay4eva says – reply to this

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were not pissed off of lindsay. i live in vienna and i think i know better whats goin on.
anyway … who is so stupid and pays 100.000 € for a plane (so who is the stupid one……… lindsay or richard?????????
rebecaariot. says – reply to this

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haha what an idiot.
HeartsContent says – reply to this

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TPT @ its finest! And I didn't know that airplanes would wait for you–that doesn't even sound right.
welshboi :P says – reply to this

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oh please! more bullshit from perez! how can you even make a plain wait for you and secondly im sure lindsay knew she had a court date comming coz even i knew so why would she book it to clash?!?
i suspect lindsay will clear this up on t w i t t e r and then perez will be unvailed as chatting more shit! pmsl

p.s follow me on t w i t t e r my names FUTURESTARdelux thanks x
kis95 says – reply to this

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Re: LosTAngeles – Amen.
slite says – reply to this

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Notice how this story has no links in it…therefore wasnt copied and pasted. I call BIG BS on this one. I had a boss who paid $12,000 to fly the Concorde which BA ran from London to the US. He was a regular customer, min of 8 times a month. He was seated in the first seat near the door, which is the most "desired" seat, but was on the phone trying to complete a deal that had gone south. The flight attendant came over to him and told him that the plane couldnt take off if he was on the phone. He got up and left the plane to stand outside. They closed the door and left. Trust me he was much more important than Lohan, and spent hundreds of thousands each year flying BA…They wouldnt wait 1 second for him, surely they wouldnt wait for her either.
killerrr says – reply to this

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I have a really hard time believing this story. Like others have said, commercial airlines don't wait for anything (with the exception of problems with the plane and things like that). British Airways knows that waiting for someone as unimportant as Lohan would only make their passengers mad. Some passengers may have had business or family matters to attend to; some could have been urgent. BA knows that if passengers found out about a delay while waiting for that idiot, they would complaints and probably even lawsuits left and right.

And if the private jet thing is true, I hope he dude gets his money back. Then again, it is kind of his fault for wanting to waste that kind of money on someone like her.
giorgio85 says – reply to this

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Its bullshit, not of this is true.
woodin says – reply to this

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WTF, British Airways waited on that sorry ass. BA should reimburse everyone that was delayed.
ba ba booey says – reply to this

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A LAWSUIT? BY WHOM AGAINST WHOM? WHAT, IS LINDSEY A PROSTITUTE NOW? THAT GUY IS A RICH UGLY HAVE-TO-PAY-FOR-IT EUROJERKOFF. SHE SHOULD BE HAPPY SHE DIDN'T GO- DOESN'T SHE HAVE ENOUGH EMPTY SHALLOW PEOPLE AROUND HER? STAY HOME GIRLIE, GET SOME REAL FRIENDS~
plain jane jones says – reply to this

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Re: LosTAngeles – agree!
lifesaabeach says – reply to this

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i really don't think an airplane would wait 2 hours for a psudo celeb… I'm just not buying it.
KiwiMog says – reply to this

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bullshit. Planes don't wait for anybody. LHR is one the busiest airports, there is no way in hell that they would delay a flight for anybody.
heytaylorj says – reply to this

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I love how people actually believe this. Do you guys seriously all believe what you read? Wow. No pilot would ever wait for a person that's running late. You all are morons for believing this shit.
heytaylorj says – reply to this

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PS Perez just because you say you have "sources" doesn't make it sound legit. I can say, "ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES, UNICORNS AND DOGS HAVE BEEN BREEDING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!!" See? Just because you have "sources" by no means shows that what you're saying is true.
Diorella says – reply to this

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I worked in the airline industry with Lufthansa, and I know they DO NOT wait for anyone at all… even if the plane is still on the ground and at the gate, if you're late, too fucking bad! they're not going to open the door for you.
slapThat says – reply to this

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THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!! ITS ALREADY OFFICIAL THAT RICHARD LUGNER MADE UP THAT STORY BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARRASSED SINCE LINDSAY CANCELED HER APPEARANCE 3 DAYS AGO. come on,british airways will keep a plane grounded for one person??how could you ever believe that stupid story.
perez, or who ever wrote that shit, get it together girl!!!
tigrrrlilly says – reply to this

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she is such a piece of trash, crackhead trainwreck. people need to stop giving her opportunities and accept the fact that she's a write-off. let her starve in her giant house filled with expensive crap. she's a moron and we don't need any more of those in this world.
slapThat says – reply to this

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and btw noone in fucking vienna gives a damn fine shit about that brat…
Whatever82 says – reply to this

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How can this be true? Why would they stop a plane for that long? I don't believe it. And if it is true, it's British Airway's should give everyone on that flight their money back because they held the plane.
Starlit says – reply to this

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Oh come on Perez. It's bullshit!
Starlit says – reply to this

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Re: scissorhands – I may not like him and I hate that he's always late and one day someone will probably take his life if he doesn't do it himself. He's caused his own enemies. But I would sit and run his site down like that. If you don't like it then don't come back!
windbourne says – reply to this

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Well, if this story is BS and she went to the f'n ball she'll have the paps there to tell her skanky story won't she? Why does this woman have no pride?
Thisaintright says – reply to this

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Re: LosTAngeles – That is exactly how it will go down. Been saying that myself for a long while now. It seems as though very few can stand even the sight of her all while mocking & laughing at how hard she has fallen. But if she were to die whether it be in 5 yrs or tomorrow, everyone will then do just as you said. There will be tributes & the whole 9 yards. Give me a freaking break.
zach swan says – reply to this

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"Perez Hilton believes intercontinental flights filled with paying customers will wait for a celebrity — for hours — as long as a magical “stalling fine” is paid.
.
Gossip Cop had a nice long laugh, pulled it together, and simply asked British Airways what Perez could have asked : Whether any flights from Los Angeles to London had even been delayed for two hours.
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Nope, a rep for British Airways told us.
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Then Gossip Cop asked whether someone could keep hundreds of people waiting so long as he or she pays a “stalling fine.”
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To no one’s surprise, British Airways assured us no such thing exists.
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Much like leprechauns, unicorns, and Perez Hilton’s credibility."
MyOpinionOnly says – reply to this

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So where is the "source" for all this info? You usually provide the link to the site you copied it from but not this one? Hmmm…. seems a little weird. I'm not buyin it if its from National Enquirer, Star or the Daily Mail. Matter of fact, I don't see this story on ANY other sites and this seems like it would be a big one about her no? For constantly saying you don't like her, you sure do post a shitload of stories about her EVERYDAY. Make up your damn mind!
MyOpinionOnly says – reply to this

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Re: zach swan – Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That was awesome! He is stupid enough to believe that no one will follow up on it! I knew this story was BS from the tagline. And yep, no sources tagged. Huge sign of lies, lies, and more lies. I think he wants to see if he can make her harm herself and then do waht he always does if something happens. Blog a million stories about how "sad" it is, and "poor thing" and "if only" meanwhile he's laughing like a sick and twisted psyco knowing he has a part in it.
St00p!d Bitchassness says – reply to this

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AND YOU BELIEVE IT. YOU DUMB FUCK. COMMERCIAL PLANES WAIT FOR NO ONE. NO FUCKING ONE LET ALONE FOR TWO HOURS. IF THEY WERE DELAYED IT WAS BECAUSE OF SOMETHING ELSE NOT BECAUSE A PASSENGER WASN'T ON BOARD. GET REAL.
jimena says – reply to this

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i don't buy it either. the waiting issue is just ridiculous. BA should sue the lame ass who invented this story, as it makes them appear as the less serious airline of the world!
You are so dumb says – reply to this

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There is no such thing as a "stalling fee"
slapThat says – reply to this

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THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!

ITS ALREADY OFFICIAL THAT RICHARD LUGNER MADE UP THAT STORY BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARRASSED SINCE LINDSAY CANCELED HER APPEARANCE 3 DAYS AGO.

come on,british airways will keep a plane grounded for one person??

how could you ever believe that stupid story.

perez, or who ever wrote that shit, get it together girl!!!
hebe says – reply to this

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she looks so much better with darker hair! love it!
propp11 says – reply to this

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I highly doubt a commercial airline would do that. You get a time slot to be there in, if you arent there they dont let you on. Simple. God most of these posts are so made up!
take the pickle out says – reply to this

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What would lindsay know about opera?
She'd just go down in a coke haze
@v@ says – reply to this

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Unbelievable.
@v@ says – reply to this

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Since when do commercial airlines wait one minute past scheduled departure time? This smells like bulltweet.
pleaserain says – reply to this

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Perez-you are walking such a fine line lately with your readers. Do you really want more credibility questioned in regards to your stories? If you are going to make crap up or not fact check than please only print believable stories! You travel enough to know yourself airplanes don't wait. Busted.
lindsay4eva says – reply to this

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who is the stupid one richard or lindsay?…..i mean who pays 100.000€ for a planneee?????

i would rather go shopping instead of going with a 77 year old man on a boring opera ball.

VIENNA LOVES U ESPECIALLY I
alexaaa says – reply to this

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hey perez, thanks for posting this! Its great to see that you really use tips from "just" some fans! Thank you again! I just want you people to know, that this isn't made up! I am from Austria, and it is really true! This effing Lohan better stays where she is! She doesn't even appreciate this invitation to such a wonderful, traditional and magic thing, which is a privilege! Nobody really wanted her there anyway, they had much better guests there instead.

Keep up that great work, Perez!
alexaaa says – reply to this

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Re: Genghis Khan – This is the reason why they were supposed to pay 16,000 EUROS fine, you monkey, better ready the story carefully.
alexaaa says – reply to this

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Re: MyOpinionOnly – If he he would post the source, you wouldn't exactly understand what it's saying anyway, or are you speaking german?
on_the_perez_hate_bandwagon says – reply to this

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Do not believe Perez Hilton’s make believe 'sources'.

America’s favorite fact-challenged blogger “scooped” everyone with a story about Lindsay Lohan keeping a commercial British Airways flight from Los Angeles to London waiting for two hours while she shopped.

Perez Hilton believes intercontinental flights filled with paying customers will wait for a celebrity — for hours — as long as a magical “stalling fine” is paid.

Gossip Cop had a nice long laugh, pulled it together, and simply asked British Airways what Perez could have asked : Whether any flights from Los Angeles to London had even been delayed for two hours.

Nope, a rep for British Airways told us.

Then Gossip Cop asked whether someone could keep hundreds of people waiting so long as he or she pays a “stalling fine.”

To no one’s surprise, British Airways assured us no such thing exists.

Much like leprechauns, unicorns, and Perez Hilton’s credibility.
on_the_perez_hate_bandwagon says – reply to this

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Re: crimson23 – I was beginning to think I was the only one with a brain who visits this site.. TY TY TY so much…

PEOPLE…. You don't recognize BS when you read it? Zombies…. all of you… except the elite few who don't BELIEVE everything Perez says.
slapThat says – reply to this

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Re: alexaaa – was redest du?? natürlich ist der scheiß erfunden, lugner hat sich den mist ausgedacht weil sie abgesagt hat und das bereits 3 tage davor. verbreite hier keinen bullshit wenn du keine ahnung hast
perez snaps one off says – reply to this

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do you sniff your undies when you take them off perez?
NatashaLee says – reply to this

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ew, he's probably better off