Perez Is A Top Model!!!

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Pretzel is gonna be on America's Next Top Model!!!

On the season premiere of the new cycle!!!

Can Tyra and the new girls handle it????

Find out when the show debuts on The CW, Wednesday, March 10th with a special 90 minute premiere at 8:00pm ET.

It's gonna be fierce and trannylicious!!!!

[P-Nasty's sweater and bowtie courtesy of Ben Sherman. Thanks Dana Dynamite!]

    Posted: Feb 11, 2010 at 11:25 pm / Email this  »

    162 comments to “Perez Is A Top Model!!!”

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    1. 101

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      Christ onna crutch. You look like the fayest of fruits.

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      Just because one is gay doesn't mean one needs to perpetuate the stereotype of being a flaming fruiter.

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      What an embarrassment to all gay men fighting The Good Fight against.

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    2. 102

      Oh, look, It's Miley. Oh , you're sooo great Perez!!! P.S. Tyra's the only model I like!



    3. 103

      Omg. That's awful. You should be on the worst dressed list everytime you show your mug! And the girl in the 2nd pic looks just like Miley. Must kill ya!



    4. 104

      Re: Addie09 – You're right. It is a wax figure along with the others behind Perez. Wow-Perez must have loved that!



    5. 105

      Mario you need another trip to Mexico to get another round of Burritos up yo ass!!!

    6. Wilna says – reply to this


      106

      why do tyra's hand look so shiny.
      wow i really cant stand perez's face.



    7. 107

      Perez in a wax museum pretending he is hanging out with famous people? That is a new pathetic low, girl….
      Let's see, in your mind, this is your past/future on TV- VH1, Bad Girls Club, ANTM, American Idol, Celebrity Rehab, E! True Hollywood Story-Where are they now? edition and Ghost Trackers.



    8. 108

      tyra is wax and miley is too.



    9. 109

      Work it Perez and show them how it's done.
      www.thethrifters.net



    10. 110

      I love America's next top model ….. I'm so excited !!!!



    11. 111

      maybe now there will be better pictures on that show. there are always so many bad photographs on it. i mean a beauty shot with a veil in front of the face, hello?!



    12. 112

      who are you rooting for?



    13. 113

      i guess im the smartest person on this dum site…its obvious he's in a wax muesum. Gawd how stupid can y'all be?



    14. 114

      Is That Miley In The Back



    15. 115

      So we know the next show to definitely jump the shark. Everything you touch turns to shit. This show is now down the toilet.



    16. 116

      They're all mannequins in a wax museum . Nice one! that's funny.



    17. 117

      Man, you really have Old Lady hands there. What's with the staged photo op at Madame Tussaud's? I can only imagine how stupid this will be. She must be really hard up this season.



    18. 118

      America's biggest Pedophile would be more appropriate



    19. 119

      *vomit*



    20. 120

      You look like you're in a wax museum.



    21. 121

      ewwww……you're using a Nikon! Don't you know Canon is better?



    22. 122

      ANTM actually premieres on March 3rd, 2010 at 8pm on the CW. Don't forget to check it out!!



    23. 123

      You can see it's wax figures by the reflecting light. But still, Perez, you look like a psycho clown with that outfit!



    24. 124

      I never watched this show.. i might just tune into it just for you Perez!



    25. 125

      I bet the episode goes like this: Perez is invited to take the new models around the wax museum (a lesson in posing perhaps) and they finally come to the "Tyra wax model" but low and behold it's the ACTUAL TYRA!!! *Gasp, then the episode carries on and Perez is no longer seen on the series.



    26. 126

      The jokes on all of you! Everyone in this picture is fake! haha



    27. 127

      If you google Miley Cryrus, and NY Wax Museum and then click Images, you will see a picture of her, wearing the same dress, in the Wax Museum.



    28. 128

      I don't care how skinny you get, you will always look like an Ompha Loompha!!



    29. 129

      Is this a joke?? I mean she actually let you onto the show even though you didn't stick to your end of the agreement of not making fun of minors for what was it, 6 months?? If I do recall correctly, not even a full 24 hours after that Tyra show episode you were on her blogging shit about Tallula Willis! WTF???



    30. 130

      Wait a second…. Aren't you constantly making fun of and insulting Tyra Banks? Why would she even want you on her show????



    31. 131

      Er Fat boy. This is a CELBRITY Gossip site. Why the fuck are you writing about yourself?

      No one gives a fuck.



    32. 132

      And by the way, the blue in your hair, brings more attention to your receding hairline.



    33. 133

      ANyone else notice the Miley Cyrus wax figure directly behind him???



    34. 134

      You look like you need a helmet and ride the special bus!!



    35. 135

      Perez - whats wrong with your hands??? they look freakish



    36. 136

      He's at Madamm Tousauds (sorry for the misspellings). And those aren't the new models either. Picture sucks.



    37. 137

      Myley Cyrus looks like she's wearing a maternity dress.



    38. 138

      you guys i think they're in a wax museum…



    39. 139

      Perez is too damn fat to be a top model. his face looks like a monster. He has moobs and is a waste of life.

    40. Scrib says – reply to this


      140

      Don't forget to insert the pink bolts in your neck. Remember, you are the flaming gay Frankestein.



    41. 141

      YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MUNCHKIN FROM WIZARD OF OZ! AND YOU PROFESS TO HAVE FASHION SENSE…YOU ARE A FASHION VICTIM IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!!



    42. 142

      PS. I USUALLY WATCH THIS WITH MY KID BUT WE WILL BE SKIPPING THAT EPISODE. WAY TO TANK THE NEILSON RATINGS AGAIN ASSHOLE!



    43. 143

      fail.



    44. 144

      perez is one ugly bitch



    45. 145

      oh my, i am soooo to watch top model! Haven't watched it in years, will now! yay perez!



    46. 146

      THEIR RATINGS MUST BE DOWN!!!!! They must be pretty desperate if their allowing your fat ugly ass on the show Mario!



    47. 147

      I doubt that you're the "top" in anything you do.



    48. 148

      Now THIS is a "desperate" show - douche.



    49. 149

      Wax museum



    50. 150

      Damn…you just ruined the premier for me now.

      Yes, people….he's obviously at a wax museum and that IS Miley behind him. Come on now!



    51. 151

      haha Tyra didn't even show up to meet you…



    52. 152

      And yeah, I expect he will be right back to talking crap about her the second he's off the show. He's the biggest two faced asshole in the world. Talk shit until you get some publicity off that person, kiss a little ass for a day, then right back to talking shit. You disgust me. I'm done with this site. I hate you now and I used to enjoy coming here. Not anymore.



    53. 153

      Ugh! I'll have to miss that episode. I really do not want to encourage seeing you on TV!



    54. 154

      Is that Miley Cyrus in the back?

    55. Eve29 says – reply to this


      155

      Go PEREZ!! For sure ima watch!! that does look like miley in the back, i hope not i hate her



    56. 156

      seriously, WHO dresses you? the only way that sweater could be any gayer would be for it to have a neon sign across the front that blinks "GAY!" GAY! "GAY!"



    57. 157

      dude perez looks good in that shirt



    58. 158

      you are sooooooooo god damn ugly
      it shocks me that you talk crap on the way other people look



    59. 159

      What the hell is on your head??? God you are such a geek.



    60. 160

      so. if you're doing a show with jen aniston (not that anyone will offer you anything, only retarded shows past their sell dates), will you make goo goo eyes & kiss her ass, too?



    61. 161

      I thought you made a deal with her to not exploit the children of celebs. Yet TODAY you have Madonna's child in a 2 piece swim suit on the site? Hmm. Also - how you U think U look in these pictures? Like a model?



    62. 162

      Re: ScreamVengeance
      Hahaha i was totally thinking that!

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