Perez Is A Top Model!!!

Pretzel is gonna be on America's Next Top Model!!!
On the season premiere of the new cycle!!!
Can Tyra and the new girls handle it????
Find out when the show debuts on The CW, Wednesday, March 10th with a special 90 minute premiere at 8:00pm ET.
It's gonna be fierce and trannylicious!!!!
[P-Nasty's sweater and bowtie courtesy of Ben Sherman. Thanks Dana Dynamite!]















































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Christ onna crutch. You look like the fayest of fruits.
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Just because one is gay doesn't mean one needs to perpetuate the stereotype of being a flaming fruiter.
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What an embarrassment to all gay men fighting The Good Fight against.
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Oh, look, It's Miley. Oh , you're sooo great Perez!!! P.S. Tyra's the only model I like!
Omg. That's awful. You should be on the worst dressed list everytime you show your mug! And the girl in the 2nd pic looks just like Miley. Must kill ya!
Re: Addie09 – You're right. It is a wax figure along with the others behind Perez. Wow-Perez must have loved that!
Mario you need another trip to Mexico to get another round of Burritos up yo ass!!!
why do tyra's hand look so shiny.
wow i really cant stand perez's face.
Perez in a wax museum pretending he is hanging out with famous people? That is a new pathetic low, girl….
Let's see, in your mind, this is your past/future on TV- VH1, Bad Girls Club, ANTM, American Idol, Celebrity Rehab, E! True Hollywood Story-Where are they now? edition and Ghost Trackers.
tyra is wax and miley is too.
Work it Perez and show them how it's done.
www.thethrifters.net
I love America's next top model ….. I'm so excited !!!!
maybe now there will be better pictures on that show. there are always so many bad photographs on it. i mean a beauty shot with a veil in front of the face, hello?!
who are you rooting for?
i guess im the smartest person on this dum site…its obvious he's in a wax muesum. Gawd how stupid can y'all be?
Is That Miley In The Back
So we know the next show to definitely jump the shark. Everything you touch turns to shit. This show is now down the toilet.
They're all mannequins in a wax museum . Nice one! that's funny.
Man, you really have Old Lady hands there. What's with the staged photo op at Madame Tussaud's? I can only imagine how stupid this will be. She must be really hard up this season.
America's biggest Pedophile would be more appropriate
*vomit*
You look like you're in a wax museum.
ewwww……you're using a Nikon! Don't you know Canon is better?
ANTM actually premieres on March 3rd, 2010 at 8pm on the CW. Don't forget to check it out!!
You can see it's wax figures by the reflecting light. But still, Perez, you look like a psycho clown with that outfit!
I never watched this show.. i might just tune into it just for you Perez!
I bet the episode goes like this: Perez is invited to take the new models around the wax museum (a lesson in posing perhaps) and they finally come to the "Tyra wax model" but low and behold it's the ACTUAL TYRA!!! *Gasp, then the episode carries on and Perez is no longer seen on the series.
The jokes on all of you! Everyone in this picture is fake! haha
If you google Miley Cryrus, and NY Wax Museum and then click Images, you will see a picture of her, wearing the same dress, in the Wax Museum.
I don't care how skinny you get, you will always look like an Ompha Loompha!!
Is this a joke?? I mean she actually let you onto the show even though you didn't stick to your end of the agreement of not making fun of minors for what was it, 6 months?? If I do recall correctly, not even a full 24 hours after that Tyra show episode you were on her blogging shit about Tallula Willis! WTF???
Wait a second…. Aren't you constantly making fun of and insulting Tyra Banks? Why would she even want you on her show????
Er Fat boy. This is a CELBRITY Gossip site. Why the fuck are you writing about yourself?
No one gives a fuck.
And by the way, the blue in your hair, brings more attention to your receding hairline.
ANyone else notice the Miley Cyrus wax figure directly behind him???
You look like you need a helmet and ride the special bus!!
Perez - whats wrong with your hands??? they look freakish
He's at Madamm Tousauds (sorry for the misspellings). And those aren't the new models either. Picture sucks.
Myley Cyrus looks like she's wearing a maternity dress.
you guys i think they're in a wax museum…
Perez is too damn fat to be a top model. his face looks like a monster. He has moobs and is a waste of life.
Don't forget to insert the pink bolts in your neck. Remember, you are the flaming gay Frankestein.
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MUNCHKIN FROM WIZARD OF OZ! AND YOU PROFESS TO HAVE FASHION SENSE…YOU ARE A FASHION VICTIM IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!!!!
PS. I USUALLY WATCH THIS WITH MY KID BUT WE WILL BE SKIPPING THAT EPISODE. WAY TO TANK THE NEILSON RATINGS AGAIN ASSHOLE!
fail.
perez is one ugly bitch
oh my, i am soooo to watch top model! Haven't watched it in years, will now! yay perez!
THEIR RATINGS MUST BE DOWN!!!!! They must be pretty desperate if their allowing your fat ugly ass on the show Mario!
I doubt that you're the "top" in anything you do.
Now THIS is a "desperate" show - douche.
Wax museum
Damn…you just ruined the premier for me now.
Yes, people….he's obviously at a wax museum and that IS Miley behind him. Come on now!
haha Tyra didn't even show up to meet you…
And yeah, I expect he will be right back to talking crap about her the second he's off the show. He's the biggest two faced asshole in the world. Talk shit until you get some publicity off that person, kiss a little ass for a day, then right back to talking shit. You disgust me. I'm done with this site. I hate you now and I used to enjoy coming here. Not anymore.
Ugh! I'll have to miss that episode. I really do not want to encourage seeing you on TV!
Is that Miley Cyrus in the back?
Go PEREZ!! For sure ima watch!! that does look like miley in the back, i hope not i hate her
seriously, WHO dresses you? the only way that sweater could be any gayer would be for it to have a neon sign across the front that blinks "GAY!" GAY! "GAY!"
dude perez looks good in that shirt
you are sooooooooo god damn ugly
it shocks me that you talk crap on the way other people look
What the hell is on your head??? God you are such a geek.
so. if you're doing a show with jen aniston (not that anyone will offer you anything, only retarded shows past their sell dates), will you make goo goo eyes & kiss her ass, too?
I thought you made a deal with her to not exploit the children of celebs. Yet TODAY you have Madonna's child in a 2 piece swim suit on the site? Hmm. Also - how you U think U look in these pictures? Like a model?
Re: ScreamVengeance –
Hahaha i was totally thinking that!