Jordan At The Opera
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Jordan
Since Lindsay Lohan bailed on the event, Jordan got to be the biggest star at the Vienna Opera Ball last night!
After being dis-invited by Richard Lugner who opted for Lindsay Lohan as his date instead (stoopid mistake!), Jordan ended up being invited by Austrian entrepreneurs Irene and Alexander Mayer as a special guest of honor.
We see she's decked out in full-on Disney princess attire — typical!
[Image via AP Images.]
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Wait, his date was a NEWLYWED? What does the cage fighter think about that? Did they even have a honeymoon?
Parasite, you do realize that the Jordan creature isn't relevant, yes? How many times do people have to post comments that they don't want to see anything on her to get through your thick skull? And seriously … is Jordan the best you can do? You're one useless and lazy shit, Mario, in addition to being thick. No wonder you fail at everything; you ignore your audience.
her gown is beautiful, but you have no taste
she looks cute perez, and not orange
go away jordan!
Re: La Garse – lol i agree. what a waste.
Compared to some of the horrors she usually subjects us too….I actually think she looks quite nice.
And isn't a ball the one place Disney Princess fashion actually works?
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oh yeah, I'd have that dress around her ears in about two seconds
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Re: La Garse – Re: La Garse – The dick face has to write about her. He's always so late with his gossip that he grabs what he can to fill up his site.
She took two gay guys to the opera?
For once in a while she looks stunning.
Out of all the female celebrities on the planet to invite, they pick her? I'm sorry, but….??
wow, she looks surprisingly white in this photo. and by that i mean not orange, incase people think im being racist!
Who is this bitch? I thought it was Jordan Sparks……
Wow look at both of them like she is my PAID meat HA! Whore!
Re: rebecaariot. – Aint that right ! America ALWAYS pulls that race card BS ! Enough already!
HAHA! That was my sweet 16 dress!!
AND the party was Cinderella themed!!
this is her on a good day. look at her usual get ups
NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHO THIS IS
The guy on the right is actually not a nightclub tycoon (as stated in the article) but a brothel tycoon. He made millions with it! So maybe that's a guess to why they invited Katie…
Seems like a reasonably lateral choice
go KATIE shes so awsome
its pathetic how perez slags her off on here and then licks her ass on t w i t t e r . . . and how he slates her for putting fake lashes on her daughter as a joke for 2 minutes but licks slutty suri's ass all the time . . .
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either way shes still raking in the $$$$ so keep it up KATIE x
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She looks like an uber slut, and the slag behind her looks like her mama!
She spends her life posing, and seems disingenuous.