Tiger's On A Boat!

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Is a custom-made $2 million boat the solution to Tiger and Elin's marital woes????

Woods has allegedly purchased a 61-foot dive boat named "Solitude", custom designed for his wife, who apparently has a knack for diving!

Sources say the two dive together "when they are out for relaxation," so buying Elin a boat "could represent a new beginning for Tiger and Elin."

"Romantic sea air can do wonders for a troubled marriage," gushed the insider.

The boat builders have claimed they have no clue who Solitude belongs to, other than it'll be delivered to "the client" very soon.

Early Valentine's Day present, perhaps?

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    Posted: Feb 12, 2010 at 5:00 pm / Email this  »

    24 comments to “Tiger's On A Boat!”



    1. 1

      I hope it has a glory hole.



    2. 2

      She's a fool to stay with him. She'll have plenty of money
      without him. He's ugly and once a cheat ALWAYS a cheat.
      They never change. Get the hell out now blondie.



    3. 3

      they are both sick in my opinion, , you cant erase that, its bs…



    4. 4

      Ummm…She would be nuts to consider going on a deep sea dive with a man who stands to gain so much with her out of the picture. He would get:
      1. to keep all his money
      2. to keep the kids
      3. to be free of marriage and its restrictions on his sex life
      4. world-wide sympathy as the grieving husband

      That last point would be especially attractive, as it might go a loong way in repairing his image.

      Without commenting on Tiger personally, I'm just saying that we have known of cases where unhappy spouses use inventive ways to stage "accidents".



    5. 5

      Re: brooksbeck – What an insightful theory. That Elin is one lucky lady ain't she?



    6. 6

      Tiger likes to go diving, alright.



    7. 7

      He said early on that this mess would cost hims "A Kobe- a house on finger". I guess instead it's a boat on the water.



    8. 8

      uh-oh! he's gonna bump her off like Natalie Wood!!!



    9. 9

      Re: brooksbeck – oh you are a clever one! elin should hear about this theory before it's too late!



    10. 10

      I would throw the a**hole overboard and sail away on MY boat.



    11. 11

      Imagine if your husband, with whom you've been having major marital problems, went out and bought a deep sea dive boat without your asking, and just said, "Hey, y'know what we need? We need to go relax by diving into the depths of the ocean. And I'll be in charge of making sure the equipment is safe and works properly."

      Perez, you need to find out if she asked for this present.



    12. 12

      No it's his boat. Solitude is alluding to him having to whack off from now on for a while.



    13. 13

      Elin better be careful out there!

      And if she sees Christopher Walken on the boat…..

      well, I'm just sayin….



    14. 14

      can blacks swim>



    15. 15

      My first thought - Natalie Wood. Be careful Elin!



    16. 16

      He is SO going to drown her…



    17. 17

      Maybe Elin will cut off his O2 supply while he's diving.



    18. 18

      She would have to be crazy to go out on a boat with him at this point. She might get "accidentally" thrown overboard.



    19. 19

      Tiger started preperations for this boat 2 yrs. ago. So it is nothing new he came up with since his infedelities hit the news. Elin has known about this boat since day one. It is almost done but took two yrs. to build it you IDIOT better do your homework Perez & Company.

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      20

      What the hell is a "dive boat"??? Why not buy a cheap regular boat and have your minions take a chainsaw and cut a notch in the side?



    21. 21

      When I first saw who he married, I wondered immediately what they could possibly have in common. She's cheap-looking, phony, & plastic. But now we know that he likes his women a little trashy! So it makes sense. He & she are actually a lot alike.



    22. 22

      At least out at sea she's got him on a short leash…hopefully she's stringing him along long enough to fuck him back. I hope she knows she's better than that.



    23. 23

      can we say sex boat party!!!!



    24. 24

      Tiger and that golf club swinging nut should jump off the boat together!!