Gerard Raffles Himself Off On Valentine's Day!!

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You know when MANiston hears this, she's hopping in her car, speeding to the closest Ralph's, stocking up on Chubby Hubby Ice Cream and Grey Goose, and sobbing the entire ride back to her renovated, man-free home!!

Gerard Buttplug is apparently ignoring not picking up on Maniston's come-ons and instead choosing to spend Valentine's Day whoring raffling himself off for charity.

The drawing will benefit the Kids Kicking Cancer group, and ensures the winner a date with Scottish womanizer. So far the campaign has raised $56,590.

We're sure he's doing it for the kids, and not to blatantly grope wine and dine an unsuspecting lady friend.

Once again. Happy Valentine's Day, Jen!!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Feb 13, 2010 at 12:20 pm / Email this  »

    78 comments to “Gerard Raffles Himself Off On Valentine's Day!!”



    1. 1

      I don't understand why you're so mean to Jennifer Aniston, Perez. We get it, you LOVE Angelina and you think she's a saint. Stop being so horrible! Team Aniston!



    2. 2

      YES, have some class
      ! Jesus, what does she have to do for you to just GIVE HER A BREAK!
      This is beyond bad taste now!



    3. 3

      Sounds like Mario's sister Barbie knows this lonely Valentine's drill wayyyyy too well. Loser.



    4. 4

      Somehow I don't think Jen is spending Valentines Day alone…Just because Gerard is doing charity event that day doesn't mean they aren't going to hook up that day for the Hallmark-card Valentines Day. If it isn't Gerard, someone as beautiful and amazing as Jennifer Aniston will be with someone…if she wants to.



    5. 5

      i dont get your jokes against her. Its not like she cant get anyone she wants. Your talking about a gorgeous(inside and out) women.



    6. 6

      I Love Jennifer Aniston why must you call her that? She is gorgeous and very talented….. Team Aniston!



    7. 7

      MORON……YES THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE!
      Go to his website….the raffle is Feb 14 but NOT THE DATE! with the winner!!!!!
      ha ha ha! so who is he spending Saint. V with??? hope is with Jen!

      again u are a MORON MORON MORON MORON



    8. 8

      if i had that money lying around i would gladly spend it on a date with him.



    9. 9

      Re: BTW ~ STFU – LOL agreed. Being a longtime reader of this blog I can tell the tone, posts, etc, have changed and that it isn't "Perez Hilton" writing anymore, but rather someone in the "style of" Plus the posts aren't breaking celeb news any longer. They are about 24 hours old.



    10. 10

      I know she has a vagina but is there any other reason Perez hates this beautiful, itellegent, sweet natured woman? Leave her alone you tit.



    11. 11

      Lol i know why he is so mean… JOHN MAYER… ever since him perez has had a stick up his butt. No one likes it when someone denies ever kissing them… but to go after someone else just b/c of association is sad and pathetic and shows how much that stupid KISS really meant to you… give it a break already…



    12. 12

      Gerard has the smallest cock in Hollywoodland… FACT



    13. 13

      Yeah and Happy Valentine's Day to your beastly sister, who will no doubt be spending tomorrow with her 47 cats - the only ones who can stand her because they have no choice.

    14. Laury says – reply to this


      14

      You disgusting piece of shit. What did Jen ever do to you? In case you forgot, she had Brad before Angelina did. I still can't believe you worship that homewrecking whore but constantly hate on Jen, who's only crime is to be very unlucky in love. Speaking of which, how is YOUR love life, fat pig?



    15. 15

      Mario is a moron…Leave the poor waman alone Mario…By the way, Mr Butler is not doing any charity on Valentines. he arrived in Rio today for the Carnaval Parade…Paris Hilton and Madonna also are going to attend…check your facts, idiot!!



    16. 16

      remind me again who YOU will b spending valentines day with? your sister, BIG BABS? teddy? HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, MARIO, YOU LONELY CRETIN!



    17. 17

      Re: IvyLeagueBitch – I too have been reading this blog for a long time and agree with you. There is just something different about this style. it does seem a bit more vicious and yes, the information is old.



    18. 18

      WTF does this have to do with anyone? He had a commitment to fundraise for the charity months ago, and somehow we're turning a good deed being done to raise attention for a cause into what? Seriously..



    19. 19

      Dear Gerard Butler, I would let you blatantly grope me anytime. Love, Chelsea



    20. 20

      Perez or whoever write on this entirely stupid website:

      YOU ARE A BITTER, SAD PERSON. RIP.

      Will skip reading it. Done.



    21. 21

      so charity work = whoring now? well at least we can now both agree that angelina must be one of the biggest SLUTS around.

      team aniston.

      ps - i bet perez and his sister are spending valentines day together. eww.



    22. 22

      Go fuck yourself Perez , yes yourself because noone else wants to bed you asshole. Stop hating her, just because you like Angelina doesn't mean that you have to hate Aniston.



    23. 23

      Jennifer Aniston is pathetic! Gerald and Jen item is just another lame attempt for publicity of yet another dull Aniston movie.



    24. 24

      where's your valentine's date, perez?. not everyone feels the same way as you and need a man to validate their life.



    25. 25

      You are such a hater, Why are you so mean to her .. Take a good look in the mirror have you seen yourself LMAO …. To bad the member of black eye peas didn't kick your ass more so we can all make fun of you some more hahaha…..



    26. 26

      Perez bashes Jenifer yet loves cheating whores

      Jennifer ANISTON! Is gorgeous!



    27. 27

      Desperate Manniston is so pathetic, thanks Perez, for your honest reporting of the facts!



    28. 28

      So sick of the mean comments! This is worse than high school!



    29. 29

      Re: FirthFan – absolutely right!



    30. 30

      i'm beginning to think that Brad or Angelina has warned every men off Jennifer. How can she be alone!?!?! Since Brad is so powerful in hollywood i think he threatens to ruin people career if they have a relatioship with her



    31. 31

      Butler is in Brazil for carnival…



    32. 32

      Omg!! Why the hell are you so mean to Jennifer Aniston!?? She's absolutely stunning and gorgeous! She doesn't do all these crazzyyy ass things like other celebrities, that makes her even more respectable! She's a classy lady! She NOT desperate! She's just doing her own thing and going at her own pace! I don't get your vendetta against her Perez! We get it, you love Angelina! That doesn't mean you have to diss Jennifer every bloody chance you get! She's waaaay better then Angelina anyway!!!
      Leave her alone for goodness sake!!
      If you hate her so much, why are you even writing about her!!??



    33. 33

      Oh Perez, as a gossiper, you should know Gerard is in Brazil and will be until next Tuesday when Carnival ends. Also, Madonna, Beyoncé, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Alicia Keys are here.
      Do your homework.

    34. naima says – reply to this


      34

      Perez you are so right, i am sick of her too. She's had so many men for the past 5 years so what the fuck didnt she make it work with each one of them? I dont fucking get it why people are bashing Angelina when Jen clearly moved on to Gerard, Vince, John Mayer, that young model guy i cant remember his name and so many other men… Or maybe the bitch hasnt moved on then she has a problem. Damn bitch Jen maybe you need to take a break from men for a little while and stop blaming people for her multiple failed relationships. TEAM ANGELINA!!!!!



    35. 35

      leave her alone i doubt shes crying over it….why would she even want us to think shes dating a guy that kisses strangers on the street anyways? shudder!



    36. 36

      hahahaha, yeah PEREZ, happy valentines day to your (AGAIN) single ass too! hopefully you don't eat too much ben and jerrys that couldn't be good for your diet :'(



    37. 37

      A more likely scenario: Perez "ButtPlug" Hilton is all alone on VD day, pouting and crying his eyes out because John Mayer finally admitted that "the" kiss was a big, bad joke on Perez. And so, Perez is roiling with jealousy of Jen because she just DID have a great holiday with HER man. Sorry, "ButtPlug," you just ain't gonna win this one.



    38. 38

      Once again : fuck you Mario



    39. 39

      Perez, your bashing on Aniston is tired and juvenile at best.



    40. 40

      LOL!!! I love Jennifer. Gerard…heh!!!! he does nothing for me. But, LMAO on the cat drawing. Now that is funny.



    41. 41

      Why so mean to her?



    42. 42

      Aaaaaahhh I hate that homegrown talent has been sucked up in american poison who only care about who he's shaggin!! stick to ur homeroots son, this place is infectious!!

    43. lya says – reply to this


      43

      We all know Mario can't draw, even this ugly little cat on the picture, too complicated for him. why is the name of the blog still Perez Hilton?



    44. 44

      IS IT JUST ME, OR IS PEREZ GETTING MEANER AND MEANER EVERY DAY?
      You just think your the shit and can say whatever the hell you want don't you?
      Jesus you are pathetic and annoying.



    45. 45

      Jen"LOOK, I HAVE LEGS!!!"



    46. 46

      why do you hate jennifer aniston sooo much perez, what has she ever done to you. she seems like the sweetest, nicest, non-homewrecking whore (angelina jolie), person ever.



    47. 47

      Re: John Cusack fan – Mario will be wining/dining/sexy timing his beauteous sisterthing for Valentines Day…



    48. 48

      Happy Valentine's Day, Perez!!! I should have chosen YOU over Jennifer. I jizz my pants just thinking about the night we kissed. My cock might be David Duke, but my butt is Boy George, and I want to make beautiful music with YOU, My PereDelicious. Love you always, John Mayer…Ha! You WISH!



    49. 49

      SO YOUR FAT ASS IS MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE BECAUSE THE GUY SHE MAY OR MAY NOT BE DATING IS GIVING TO A KIDS CHARITY???????

      YOU ASSHOLE

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR CHARITY LATELY???????????

      YOU FAT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    50. 50

      WHERES W.I.L.L.I.A.M WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

    51. @v@ says – reply to this


      51

      Ooh. They look very good here, Jen and her upgrade. He is a keeper.



    52. 52

      YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING LOSER.
      JEN IS AN AMAZING WOMAN, ANY GUY WOULD BE FUCKING LUCKY TO HAVE HER.
      STOP KISSING JOLIE'S ASS.



    53. 53

      Re: naima – SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE A WHORE YOURSELF.



    54. 54

      Re: naima – You're a dipshit.



    55. 55

      Wow Mario, you must be so incredibly jealous of Jennifer Aniston. Why else would you be so hateful to someone you don't know, who has never done anything to you, or anyone else for that matter. You take pleasure in making fun of a woman who was dumped by her husband and then hold up the slutty mistress as a saint. Funny, you attack Leanne Rimes and the other English woman you refer to as Sluttiana (can't remember her name), but Angelina the slut homewrecker (lest we not forget that Billy Bob was engaged when she found him and broke up his relationship) is a perfect saint. The beautiful, funny, rich, fabulous Jennifer Aniston is your target? WTF is wrong with you. Oh, that's right, you are jealous because she was married to Brad Pitt and has more money and fame than you will ever have. You are pathetic!



    56. 56

      PEREZ You are nothing but a F*G!! I'm so F***en glad you got your ass kicked by WILL.I.AM that seriously made my day! lmfao!! I don't understand what you have againts Jennifer Aniston?? **ANGELINA ANHOELIE*** is nothing but a classless homewreking B***H! You are a tasteless, ugly, overweight, fat pig!!!



    57. 57

      I LOVE JEN!!!
      You're a very sad, bitter person. I have no clue what she did to you - probably didn't kiss your ass and sing your praises - but get over it. She's beautiful, talented, thin (something you'll never be), and successful.



    58. 58

      Hahahahaha, i love the cat



    59. 59

      SCOOP of the day…MARIO has AIDS..which is why he never has a parter…FACT.



    60. 60

      I would take her anyday of ther week,you can have him.



    61. 61

      PEREZ! - What is with all the Jennifer Aniston bashing? NOT NECESSARY.. I find it amusing when you bash the likes of someone who really deserves it. (Lindsay Lohan, ect) Not a great actress/person like Aniston. She's beautiful.. and talented and I'm sick of seeing your horrible comments about her.



    62. 62

      Perez tells it like it is folks- get over it or stop reading!
      Yeah poor Jen, but I am sure she won't be alone on Valentine's. Maybe with her GIRL posse!



    63. 63

      Leave Jen alone. She is a sweet person. Perez your a jackass!!



    64. 64

      YOUR HATRED TOWARDS JENNIFER IS SICKENING. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF HER AND DEGRADE HER? I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. IS IT ENVY? WHO KNOWS. GET A SHRINK BECAUSE YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH HER AND HER BOYFRIENDS. I HOPE SHE GETS A MAN THAT WILL LOVE AND RESPECT HER. BOO TO YOU, YOU DESERVE IT.



    65. 65

      so you support whore and cheaters now right perez…..?! you douche… but thats why you are alone and will die of AIDS



    66. 66

      Of course Butler couldn't STAND BEING ATTACHED to Aniston. Why should he, he can get any young woman he wants. No need to go for a 41yr old woman full of emotional baggage.

    67. Yada says – reply to this


      67

      Lol, Perez. You are so smart, I love your jokes about this pointless 'celebrity' called J.A. Why is she famous again??
      For having been case in Friends??? Gee, that bloody stupid sit-com ruined t.v.! I saw one episode and just realized it was not even funny, except for the laughing effects!
      Thanks God, I have a better taste in comedy than this 12-13 year-olds' comedy show



    68. 68

      Love the cat!!! LOLOLOLOL!!! Awesome :)



    69. 69

      Yeah. Jennifer Aniston has to be desperate and not have a Valentine's Date.. Please.. Get Real. !



    70. 70

      Re: Jenfraud – Ah, I've been waiting for you. You are just as pathetic and jealous of Jennifer Aniston as Perez is. You two should get therapy. How do either of you know what she's doing for Valentine's Day?



    71. 71

      Gerard Butler is so over-rated.
      Jennifer does not want him. This story is nothing



    72. 72

      i would bang him.



    73. 73

      I feel bad for Jennifer. She just dates these complete douchebags…. Mayer and Butler? Two fo the biggest man-whores in Hollywood….

      The drawing of the cat just cracked me up…sorry Jen.

      Team Aniston!!!



    74. 74

      Perez- I've always enjoyed reading your blogs and loved how you were so real w/ all of the trash that is in Hollywood. Especially those who like to call themselves celebrities (i.e. La Loca) However, I have to disagree w/ you on this one. Did you see her GQ cover??? I have a pretty good feeling that anyone who says that Jenn is "pathetic" or "desperate" is a pretty lonely, desperate person themselves. I dare anyone who says those things about her to put a pic of their body up and if it is better than hers, than I stand corrected. I'm having a feeling I won't though.



    75. 75

      Unreal. Jennifer Aniston is a beautiful, down to earth sweet heart. You're so harsh for someone who is so undeserving/ Why don't you leave the name calling for some celebs who deserve it????



    76. 76

      Perez, you're such a loser. I bet you spent the day at home watching movies with your dog. Sad.



    77. 77

      She is awesome! Give her a break.



    78. 78

      She is a bigger slut than he is. Nothing to brag about to her grandchildren…err cats about!