Jon Gosselin's Exs Confirm His Penis Size & Their Stupidity!
Both Homewrecking Hailey and Kate 2.0 agree on one thing when it comes to their former lover Jon Gosselin:
He has a teeny, tiny peen!
LOLZ! So it's true what they say about jackasses who where Ed Hardy! They are overcompensating!
Kate Major got witty when talking to Life & Style magazine, by saying she was surprised Jon is so "cocky" because "down there he’s not.” Hailey Glassman had the same to say, likening Jon's penis to a 9-year-old boy's. She says:
"I'm serious. This is true…3 inches, and anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It's very noticeable. It's so tiny, tiny, tiny!"
Wow! So, to recap, you both slept with a man who has eight children, no money, and a small dick?
So much for standards, huh ladies?
Hey, maybe this is why Kate Gosselin resorted to fertility treatments?! Couldn't blame her!
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Does any of this information surprise anyone??
you mean Jackasses WHO WEAR ed hardy! it should be Douchebags
Well Rezzo, if you had any more than 3 inches maybe you wouldn't be a homo…
This post litteraly made me vomit. Maybe he could become a spokeman for adult acne to get some bread in the bank
I'm sure his wiener is like any other. If he defends himself, just makes matters worse (whether or not its true).
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These are skanks who can't take rejection. You don't hear him saying these gals have deformed boobs or a poofta that smells like spoiled fish.
Well, that post was written by someone with grade 2-level literacy.
These women as just digging trashily deep. I mean, dishing on his winkie? Oh that's right, because he dumped them (and never was with Kate Major) and since they aren't on his arm anymore, they have to keep their mouths in the media somehow… take anything a jilted lover says with a grain of salt… or a whole salt shaker in this case.
Are tweens writing this? Learn the difference between WEAR and WHERE.
well he is Asian!!
I think Perez must use voice recognition software… proof read, baby
this is OLD NEWS.
Double standars, I' sure the reaction would be different if a man starts talking about his ex's vaginas and tits about how smal and saggy they are. He would be considered and asshole but when she does it its considered funny. Both his ex's are complete idiots.
It makes perfect sense he has all the classic symptoms of L.D. syndrome (Little Dick).
So it's true what they say about jackasses you where Ed Hardy! They are overcompensating!
PEREZ are you serious! I don't even UNDERSTAND this WHOLE POST ! WHO CARES ANYWAY! Such a TWAT MUNCHER he is LOL !
AND WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT HAILEY HAS TO SAY HONESTLY ! HA RETART !
well he is Asian…just sayin
For fuck's sake! Either you seriously don't give a rat's ass about your blog anymore to actually proof read your posts or Perez doesn't work here anymore.
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The quality of posts and post content has decreased substantially in the last 6 months. You are a media powerhouse and big companies pay you BIG money to advertise here. At least show them some respect by proof reading your work. That is the LEAST you can do.
I actually love how you turned this around on the women! Ha Ha!
"LOLZ! So it's true what they say about jackasses you where Ed Hardy!"
Nice proof-reading, smart ass.
well whores are usually hard to please, they have vaginas just like Kate 1.0 who had eight kids come out of that sucker
For the record…Kate had fertility treatments do to P.C.O.S. If you don't know what it is look it up, regardless of his cock size she was the one with conception issues.
perez is a spic their kind doesn't know english. So it's expected this site will not be well written.
Re: snapperduck – LMAO!!
Mario, hire someone who can spell and knows grammar, please!!
Jackasses who "where" Ed Hardy??? Dios Mio de mi vida!!!
I'll bet Perez calls his mom, reads info from other sites to her and then yells- "just write it as you hear it, ma"!!!!
LMAO, this article is too funny!!! It has made my day, did not surprise me a bit. Look at his ugly fat azz, Seriously…EWE!
did you mean wear? seriously person, do you even bother to take 2 minutes to reread what you write to make sure you don't have any ridiculous errors?
lol, I've been saying this the whole time. Asian Curse… all the way through. Stereotypes are usually stereotypes for a reason!! And you know Kate Gosselin didn't care because all she wanted was his baby batter.
I am in NO way of defending this douchebag, but when some ladies are wronged, that's one of the first things they'll say about a guy. Whether he was hung or not, their junk will always be miniscule.
"You "WHERE" Ed Hardy"…..who's the jackass who writes for this blog? The mother? The sister? Neither one knows how to spell. It's very annoying to read something so poorly written.
These fugly women are whores trying to get attention since noone gives a damn about them. Seriously? talking about how big or how small he is on national television. What if John does the same and goes to tell the world about their bedroom business and the way they both sucked his stick etc. then everyone would gang up on him and call him names. What i dont get is why in Our Country women always kiss and tell and blab about being with other people men. Both are trash and Perez stop prasing those sluts for telling that kind of stories.
AND THEY STILL SLEPT WITH HIM! BIG DEAL! At least JON's NOT all talking about THEM!
Mario doesn't own this website and his sister Barb writes for him. She probably lost her focus sucking down a bucket of chicken wings.
Well his face is a face of a man with a small dick. I always thought so. I cant explain it but it is just the way i always felt when I saw him. His body and fatness screams "no dick at all". LoL
I don't give a rats ass what his dick looks like or how small it is!
sounds to me like this woman got hurt and this is her revenge. im no fan of Jon Gosselin but this woman is classless!
Re: DebDebs – and you are an ignorant racist!
The reason why those women got with Jon Gosselin is b/c they have no self esteem. The reason Kate got with him is b/c she came from a hick town with very little options. (Which is also the reason Jon got with Kate). All of them are losers. All of them even remotely connected to this mess (like Papa Lohan, Christian Audigier, etc) are ALL losers.
LOL. I know you would comment on this so funny, Perez. I think Playgirl should offer Jon Gosselin, Levi Johnston,and Michael Lohan a spread. The cover should read: WHO HAS THE SMALLEST DEADBEAT DAD DICK?
OMG does it get more embarassing than this? but can't say i feel too sorry for him.
I don't like Jon, but talking about his yoo-hoo is crossing the line.
WTF?? lol but he did always look sad
before you trash someone please proof read your shit Mario!!!!!
You guys Mario isn't even from this country, between the spanglish and homo he's bound to make grammatical errors.. especially when he's all excited that there are people out there with smaller dicks than his
Please proof-read, we say it everytime there are careless but annoying errors. And really, who cares what those woman have to say? I am indifferent to this guy but even if I hated him I really wouldn't care to read this.
well we knew that Kate had the 'balls' in that family….is anyone really surprised by this??? helloooooo–its a well known fact that asian men do not have the biggest 'parts' ah hmmnn– the national average for japan is 4.2, and i believe china is 3.7 or so (inches)..ladies need to do their research before they jump in the sack.. and publicy blurting it out is pretty classless (since i am not famous though, Kenya has an average of 9.2)
Proof. Read.
I doubt this girls are making this up! I'm sure he does have a tiny ??? He could have Penile augmentation surgery! I’m glad they’re bashing him!
I sucked Jon's smelly dick off last night and nothing came out. He'd left it in Sarah Palin's ass earlier.
He's asian. Did you expect anything different?
Isn't it bcuz he's part asian or something cuz their known for having small dicks
us little dicks have a life too you know,as you should know
Ahahaha! Too funny!!! I love when assholes get what's coming to them!
Maybe their skanki kuntz are just worn out from all the other Jons they let screw them. Leave my Jon Jons' bone alone! Ho! Glory!
I wonder if he had big balls though? I had an ex years ago with big hands, small feet, tiny dick and gigantic balls..seems to go with the territory according to my female friends…I have also noticed that women that have told me this, the men in question tend to have lots of kids, so I am like WTF!?!?!
the hideous whores are mad the hideous douche dumped them. clASSy.
"So, to recap, you both slept with a man who has eight children, no money, and a small dick?
So much for standards, huh ladies?"
ha ha. you summed it up perez.
WTF has happened to this site?????? "you where"? Try "who wear". Also, the Ed Hardy thing is so 2009. Get it together or you are going to lose your advertisers.
I have two words for Hailey - Grand Canyon.
Trash talkin whores who werent complainin while they were getting all the publicity, right? Immature fucking bitches.
Bitch puhlese. You were riding that tiny dick and loving it at one point. Now that you got kicked to the curb you're complaining about it. It never fails. SMH
I wonder how big and stretched out her smelly cun*t is?
Oh well, they enjoyed all the attention while they were with him, not they want to bash him. I can't stand him either, but don't care about the size of his peen.
wow, what a vindictive B*!x&, this is waaaay low.
We've all seen the pics of your "peen", too, Perez. I filed them under "teeny" and "weird bend".
No wonder Kate was pissed off all the time.
Is that why they sprouted the babies in a petrie dish, kate couldn't find IT to make 'em the regular way?
Oh give me a break Perez, you'd suck & fuck him in a heart beat! You have no morals or standards!
It's not the size that counts,
it's how He uses it!
why do you think they had to take fertility drugs! hwe had a low sperm count!!!!!
Re: LA_REYNA_7 – Maybe all Her past abortions and VD scarred Her! Why blame Him?
How would Hailey know what size a 9 year olds dick is