The Most Unfortunate VDay VaJay-Jay Story As Told By Sandra Bullock
Warning: Don't try this at home!
Reason #1,230,412 to love Sandra Bullock:
She has no problem sharing the most embarrassing and crazy stories about her lady bits, like when she burned her pubic hair for Valentine's Day!
What the what????
Sandra explained that during on unforgettable Valentine's Day, she tried to create something special and different with her hair-down-there. She recalls:
"I decided for Valentine's Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful. You had to bleach it first. There's something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong color."
WOW! And OUCH!
And MAYJAY LOLZ!!!!
Hopefully, you've had that business re-groomed by a professional! Nothing worse that a rainbow-colored/charred pussy!
[Image via WENN.]
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LOLZ!!! She is soooo real….love it!!
i would still eat that put like there was no tomorrow she is smokin
LOL i love her even more now
sounds like an episode of Monster Garage
interesting thought for a valentine's present …
Ihis is some crazy Dyke. I was wondering what she was thinking when she married that piece of garbage jessey, Dam she stole that babbaling moron from a porn star and now I hear she stole the porn starts girl.
She did that for me… I still ate her out like there's no tomorrow… she is a demon in bed… woof
Re: Edgenet – Do what??? Jeez, please stay in school and learn to write in english.
Fucking love this woman.
Perez.. I know you're gay and all, but even you should know her boy-howdy isnt THAT low where you've made that heart.. geeez
and who has so much hair down there that you can freakin dye it??
made me lol and wince at the same time.. go Sandy
Re: Edgenet – If she's a dyke why would she steal someone's man? DUH! And if she stole someone's daughter she would be in jail. God, you're ignorant!
"Sandra explained that during AN unforgettable Valentine's Day…"
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"Nothing worse THAN a rainbow-colored…"
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Please hire some editors. This is a professional website, right? The #1 Gossip blog in history and you treat it like trash. Show some respect for the "baby" you raised. Lately you've put such little effort into it we are starting to wonder how much you care anymore. Therefore why should WE care anymore?
She must have had a lot of hair down there to attempt a heart…
She could color it like the Mexican flag and I still wouldnt care.
I can guess what it looked like..THE RIDICULOUS HAIR YOU HAVE ON YOUR HEAD
What a fantastic woman. Everything about Sandra is adorable.
"MAYJAY LOLZ!!!!"????? are you a 12 year old girl?
It's not the color or shape of your pubes that count. It's whether you are putting out after the money we had to shell out on you for Valentines day that counts!!!
That happened to Samantha on "Sex and the City"- it was orange down there. Funny stuff, Sandra…. your life is like a sitcom!!! and your hubby is HOT!
She is so funny! Lots of info there. Sandra next time just have a good wax job. Works perfect and no pain once it's finish. Go girl!
…hmmmm….she's an idiot…
she should have used facial hair bleach. embarrassing to buy? maybe. does it work? yep.
Re: concernedcitizen – mmhmm…yes, she is
eck! why do women want to do that? make all kinds of crazy things with their pubic hair? just shave it! dont dye it crazy color or shapes!!
Re: I told you so… – but…life ISNT a sitcom!!! it isnt stories about vday blunders!!?! is it??
uhh…..hmmmm….i'll help you with that hunny
Perhaps she should have kept that little nugget to herself…
Holy crap. Isn't it dangerous to use bleach down there?
ayye: let me holla at that!
Heart panties would be quicker and safer.
Some women are really,really stupid. I knew I didn't like her for a reason,other than being annoying and talentless. I'm not going to even mention she married (?) a guy who previously married (?)a prostitute (not mentioning his unattractive tattoos either).
it's beyond me why anyone would want to share this with the world.
can I watch next time?
Sandra,you're just a hillbilly with money.Your Hollywood peers don't respect you.I hope Meryl wins!!
Jean claude van dammm!
I'd lick her cool.
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, that was such a cute idea, but do you really think a guy would go to that much trouble to make his thing all nice and purty and go through all that pain for YOU? You're such a sweetheart, funny and adorable, don't evah change!
i never really knew anything about sandra bullock before, but now i love her LOL
God I love her.!!!
Sandra, I love you, but wow .. didn't need to know all those details
lmao! That made my day!