Kevin Smith Is FAT!
At least, according to Southwest Airlines!
Director Kevin Smith was kicked off a flight leaving Oakland airport because they deemed him a safety risk and asked him to leave the flight. The worst part was that he was already seated and buckled in!
He took to his Twitter to explain.
"I broke no regulation, offered no 'safety risk,' (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?)," he Tweeted. "I'm way fat… But I'm not THERE just yet."
The airline eventually apologized and put him on another flight with $100 voucher for his trouble, but Smith wasn't having it!
"Dear @SouthwestAir, I'm on another one of your planes, safely seated & buckled-in again, waiting to be dragged off in front of the normies," he continued to Tweet. "Look how fat I am on your plane! Quick! Throw me off!"
Southwest even sent him some apologetic Tweets after they saw all the support he received on Twitter for his embarrassing inconvenience.
Ugh! Poor guy! That's enough to make you wanna eat!
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I agree with the 'normies' comment. Kevin Smith is certainly no better than the rest of us. If he is so great, why is he flying Southwest anyways? Stupid cattle planes anyways. They don't even have 1st class. And I love Perez just throwing fat around like he is some kinda slender hottie. LOL. gross…
Thats too bad, its a dark spot on Southwest's reputation as a nice-guy airline like Westjet Airlines..
HE'S NOT THAT FAT! FUCKING SOUTHWEST…
why do fat people think we should all have to pay for their extra piggery
SOUTHWEST IS THE WORST AIRLINES IN U.S. EVERRRRRRR!!!!! HE SHOULD SUE!!
Re: BILL-PAYER – Wow..ur fucking mean…
I cringe every time I see a fatso waddling down the aisle while there is an open seat beside me. It's a difficult situation. The "rights" of a fat passenger or protecting those who must spend the whole flight sitting beside these obese people.
I saw Kevin Smith doing press for his new movie a few weeks ago. The guy is really sweaty and fat. I like his movies and his performances but he really needs to get a hold of his health. He is a heart attack waiting to happen. I hope this is a wake up call for him. His buddy Jason Mewes has recovered from his problems. Kevin, you're up next…
Re: StarCrunch –
Seriously, you put "rights" of fat people in quotations? As if they are less than human. Is that your assertion? What the f**k is wrong with you people? You do realize that when a fat person sits next to you on a plane, bus, or train, you aren't obligated to mate with them, right? Do you honestly think it's your divine right to have anyone you deem "unpleasant" immediately removed from your presence? Where does it stop? Should we add ugly people to that list? Poor people who can't afford current fashion trends?
Should fat people pay more on commercial flights that are already cramped in the coach section? Yep. Should they be denied the basic ability to function in society like others? No. Frankly, people like you disgust me far more than any 400-lb Jabba I might see in public.
Maybe he'll learn something and go on a diet and lose some weight. Nah, that's the route smart people would take.
How is Kevin Smith TOO FAT? That's ridiculous! I have seen WAY FATTER people fly then him! (not proper English but who cares *haha*) SouthWest should be ashamed!
Yes, Kevin you ARE THERE!. He's gotten soooo f'ing huge. I think it was a good call to throw his obese ass off the plane due to weight risks.
How can soooo many people think he's not obese?!?!?! You guys must have not seen a recent full body shot of him because the guy is waaay more than "chubby"…..he's f'ing huge. He has to weigh more than 300lbs.
LOL 'LOOK AT HOW FAT I AM ON YOUR PLANE' CLASSIC. VERY FUNNY. POOR GUY.
He deserved it. Having sat next to over weight people on several flights in the past….it pure punishment.
I still love him.
it would only be funny if it were you perez. i just cant wait for the day that your fat ass is right up there on the headlines saying "fat fuck gets denied access to flight because of his fat fucking shart pants into the seat". perez, you are a fuck face.
Just to pass this on, Captain Leysath, or Bob since I will with hold his real name, has always been morally offended by Dogma. It had noting to do with Kevin Smith's weight. As Kevin noted, he had already been ID'd as Silent Bob (the good Bob) and Captain 'Bob' Leysath did not want to proivide transport to one he deemed so offensive in his religious views. I guarantee had Jason Mewes been on the plane, 'Bob' would have found some other reason to evict him. Maybe claiming he was swearing too muchor breathing too loud. So again, this has nothing to do with the weight of Kevin Smith.
I don't think Kevin Smith is too fat to be on their plane, but lets cut the PC bullshit. Everyone hates sitting next to a huge fat ass on a plane!!
Re: kaylzx – That was Southwest as well
awwwwww that must have been so embarrasintg :$
What the hell are people bitching about? If you can't fit in your seat with the arm rests down, then you're too fat. If half your ass is in my seat then you're too fat! Flying is not a right, if you are some huge tub of goo and can't meet the regs, then too damn bad for you.
perez,
i REALLU think you shouldnt be talking
well because…
you know.
your not that SKINNY yourself
**really
As of today I have lost 99lbs in the last 9 months. not from trying but because of medical issues. while sitting at a dr's office. a "Fatty" sat in the seat next to me and was flowing into my space. my first thought was 'are you kidding me'. then I realized that a year ago, i was bigger than her, and never thought that my size inconvienced anyone else. now i can see both sides and my opinion has changed. no 1 right should be taken over a different "right". your right to be heavy should not be more important than their right to have a whole seat. airlines should have fixed policies which are strictly enforced. if you are going to enforce the "fatty" tax once then it should be enforced EVERY time. would anyone be this offended if he was always denied a seat or if the screaming child removed preflight EVERY time.
umm how fat is he? bc from the pic he looks like the norm here in america
Re: DramzQueen – ummm by the looks of ur post, how friggin fat are you? when im on a plane i dont have my chest getting 'jabbed'.. perhaps its yourself whos taking up the room
I love Kevin Smith he is so sexy even if he is overweight!!!!!! I love him!!!!
Re: KanyeGayfish – It is obvious you have never traveled. I flew over to Seoul a few years back with a really fat guy sitting next to me. I spent 14 hours wedged into half of my seat. The flight was a nightmare.
All I am saying is that it is a difficult situation for both sides. I don't know what the answer is.
I would suggest that you stop being so damn defensive. Being fat is not a handicap. It is a byproduct of poor diet, low self esteem and laziness. Just like alcoholism is not a disease like cancer. I would also suggest that you start hitting the gym and stop eating so poorly. Perhaps you will begin to fit into the phucking seat FATSO.
Look Mr. Hollywood Director…It should occur to you that a regular person, who worked hard to pay for an airfare ticket…does not want to give half of her seat to your big butt, because you have led a life of gluttony! It's just crazy how everyone is expected to pay higher insurance premiums and give away half a seat on a plane b/c fat people don't have any self control! Sure, healthy people would like to sit on their asses all day and eat burgers & fries too but we are socially responsible.
Fat people need to at least be responsible for their big butts and pay for 2 seats if they don't comfortably fit in one seat.
i dont see how an extra 100 lbs or whatever is going make that great a difference on an airplane?! either way, thats embarassing but if i were sitting behind him id probably laugh HAHAHA
Re: knumbknuts –
so true! I think that level of obesity is caused by the corporate food industry cartel and shitty genes that cant hold up to engineered, transfat, high fructose swill people stuff their faces with. That said, that guy can afford gastric by pass or at least the lapBand! take off that raincoat and lose some weight. people that fat should have to buy two seats, but its just mean to let him get on the plane and kick him off
Re: BILL-PAYER –
someone should give you the Nobel Peace Prize for compassion
Wow this guy has blown up nicely. The last time I saw blubber boy he was thin. Been a few years of course. Of course money and success equals having new friends. Porterhouse, T-bone, ribeye, filet mignon. Oh and sirloin. Yeah I know those guys. I bet when he goes jogging he leaves potholes. I bet when he goes to a restaurant and looks at the menu, he tells the server “OK”. He probably goes to the tall and fat store. They have miles and miles of fabric, in all shades and colors. But hey, if you want to look thin……you hang out with fat people. A real chubby tubby tub toy he has become. Good luck with your career lard bucket. He-he