Lindsanity's Exciting New Job!!
Time to start making changes, right, LOLhan?
Lindsanity, whose vibrant career in 2010 has consisted of no acting work, TV appearances as a celebrity hoarder, and whoring herself out more than her parents to Austrian billionares or as an auction item, has an exciting new venture ahead: hosting an after dark pool party at Harrah's Resort & Casino in Atlantic City, NJ!
For anyone who may want to see La Loca make a fool of herself - if she even bothers to show up - tickets for the February 20th extravaganza are a staggering $25.
Better start saving!!
We're sure this is an event no one will want to miss!!
The Return Of Hole
YOU ARE STILL SOO SAD MARIO!
They've Photoshopped her into looking like Keira Knightly.
I would if I could. You would if you could too ass! Hell you prolly will be thing screaming her name LINDSAY!, LINDSAY! like the craze little fanboy that you obviously are.
in a couple years you'll be lucky to get a job like this perez. have you forgotten you have no talent whatsoever? you are pathetic and have nothing to offer the world.
im in new jersey but i cant go…sorry!
Could you be anymore more cynical and sarcastic, Perez? I'm pretty sure a lot of people are still willing to pay $25 to see Lindsay. How much do you think people would pay to see your fugly ass? 5 cents, maybe?
It's pretty obvious that she has no ambition to act anymore. She seems content to be a club rat/gutter whore. She never really had any talent, just got lucky with some well written teen movies.
It's probably very hard for Lindsay Lohan to attempt to re-build her career when she has such negative, cynical people like you being so discouraging!
lindsay meet wall
wall meet lindsay
I would def. pay $25 to see Lindsay I would love to get a pic with her. As a matter of fact im gonna go look at tickets right now.
so when Dita Von Teese is a date for the Austrian its cool but when lindsay does it its whoring herself out…. makes no sense
um - why does she look just like Keira Knightley?
dude. i'm like actually starting to feel bad for her. i don't think she'll ever come back. and i have this feeling like she's going to die soon. poor lindsay, girl just doesn't understand how to get back on track.
I'd still what-what in her butt.
PEREZ these people love you otherwise they wouldnt spend their time on your site!!! lame asses! but seriously this made me laugh soooooo hard- start savin yo $$$ people!! keep up youre amzing personality everyone loveee you baybayy!
That's too bad. I don't even think of her as famous anymore; if I saw her out in Sherman Oaks at the market I'd just shrug. So paying a tiny $25 would never happen.
sorry but shes the product of 2 nutso long island hicks. what do you expect.
Good for her dude. Thats all Im gonna say. Good for her. You people would hate on her if she died right. So good for her for hosting an event and working. She needs ta get a role…. like she did for Bobby. She needs to snap back…
Re: Nathiestx – lmao
Re: mariohilton – his only talent is that of evil…bashing the hell out of people and degrading ppl. He definitely is a sad journalist by how biased he is lol.
Is that supposed to be Lindsay Lohan in the poster? It looks nothing liker her.
$150 Grand to attend a legendary ball in Europe and she does this thing instead?
Alrighty, then.
Well perhaps the two of you can team up for your next failed venture. Just think of the possibilities…truly dizzying.
STFU MARIO! why are you so negative?
Internet blatherskyte Perez Hilton booked himself a show at the River Rock Show Theatre in Richmond BC last summer. Their website described his "show" thusly : Perez Hilton will be appearing at the… in August where he'll discuss his work, society and pop culture as well as answer questions from the audience. This appearance was cancelled due to massive lack of interest. Sources at the venue indicated only a handful of tickets were sold. Larvaderriere, the vain, untalented, and egocentric buffoon thought he could just show up, talk about nothing and the rubes would gladly shell out $30+ to experience this cretinous goldmine of misinformation.
Re: mollyschambers –
So true so sad..she just can't get it together. I feel like I've been rooting for her for so long and she just can't make it happen. It's not Perez's fault that she is so….I can't think of a word that would describe how low she is and how badly people feel for her…she should call the Corey's Feldman and Haim they too know all about stardom and a tragic fall and drugs and being pathetic
I thought Neil Fifer said it best in his tweet… LOL!
For Valentine's Day I have written a poem specially for you Lindsay…
Lindsay Lindsay how I adore you…
x
You are so beautiful and so kind…
x
I hope that you do not mind…
x
that I put my finger up your V-jayjay…
x
because I need to get off this Valentines day…
x
I want to make you cum…
x
and scream when we run…
x
our noses through that big white line…
x
of coke, it will be so sublime…
STOP! PEREZ YOU IS HATE'N!!!! She is famous she made Mean Girls its a classic if you folks can't see that your either lying or jaded from (HOLLYFUCK) HOLLYWOOD. Please get off your high horses I promise you gossip is still funny without all the bitchery. Holla SF!!!!! Keepin it real.
Sometimes bitchiness can be funny, if its directed at the right ,deserving target, but repeatedly kicking someone when they are at the lowest point in their life is just sick. Leave her alone.
$25, I am sure the place will be packed. She still has a name and if you are in AC, why not? grab your camera and get some pics. $25 is affordable mario to us posters. The other crap you post, IS NOT!
Re: tonybotz – I really take exception to the long island hick thing. most of us are embarrassed that they are from here. I am willing to bet that the town of merrick, where they are from, which is not a poor town, probably gets sick everytime they here their name. (and still have to put up with dina)
Re: brunette87 – he does not seem to see that paris hosting a party is the same thing. We do not know what she is getting paid. Didn't he just mention dualing parties with kim and kendra? Mario normally posts what the host gets paid, not what the admission fee is, if there is any. BUT, he can make fun of lindsey, because odds are that she will not make the top of the hollywood chain again, so no use to mario. He will not do it to anyone that might be of use to him. Like gagag. some queen of mean. just mean to those who are down in the gutter.
you wish you could go, with your little cock jocks and floaties
FAIL FOR HAVING TO BE 21 TO SEE HER
They have a really pretty pool but the location (at the marina and not the boardwalk) stinks. We go there sometimes…and business is b-a-d, so they needed her.
Next stop on the downward fame ladder: Celebrity Rehab with DR Drew
Re: tonybotz – lol people from LI arent hicks…..lmao..i've never been referred to as a hick before. lololol.
I really wish she's get her act together. She still has so much life ahead of her! Good luck, Lindsay! Fuck off, Perez!
That is so sad…
The tickets are cheap and it's STILL too much! I'd pass!
Poor Lindsay!!! Probably her money is running out, and since Nobody wants to hire her for a movie, this is all she can do, Get drunk at clubs and makinga fool of herself.
wow how desperate. Im embarrassed for her
man she has fallen hard and fast.
Re: ashleyisopreti –
when you live in nyc, people from long island are hicks. there's even a town called Hicksville.
She looks so much better with tons of makeup.
So hold it a second: I pay $25 to go to a bar? And notoriously stupid and hideous Lohan is there? And she proceeds to drink liquor straight from the bottle, and fight with her lesbian lover, and make rude comments about us "little people?" And then she vomits/passes out/crashes her car? Am I picturing the scene accurately? Or how about I go to an actual nice bar, with my actual friends, and for $25, we actually get plastered, and laugh and talk, and have a pleasant evening….without some disgusting, diseased, freckled retard ruining things….
I hope to see her in a really good movie this year
Re: Laury – you may not pay the 5 dolars to see perez but you enter to this web site so he won
What I don't get is with all of the talent available today, why would Harrah's (or anybody for that matter) hire someone like Lindsay Lohan? Aside from being the subject of less-than-flattering tabloid and gossip website articles, the girl has done nothing that has not been a complete and total failure.
Considering more will probably sbow up than to your stupid lil tour then ya it probably will be successful.
Lindsay has and always will have more talent than you Perez. Maybe she is just taking a break from acting right now. It really isn't any of your business anyway. I wouldn't pay 1cent to see you live. She will make a comeback when she is good and ready and is talented enough to do so.
Fuck you Perez….
God this bitch is PATHETIC!
Re: PEREZmakesME-WET – Next Poet Laureate. Amazing.
Re: mollyschambers –
I have thought this too. I am hoping and wishing for a come back, she is broken.
"Lindsanity, whose vibrant career in 2010 has consisted of no acting work…" and yet it's only February of 2010! And what wonderful things have YOU done THIS year, other than attempt to pimp your talentless, tactless ass out for a job on American Idol…as if, and talk shit about people who are actually trying to do better rather than those who are stuck in their own world of pathetic misery, like YOU! You're such a useless piece of shit! Grow the fuck up already. Picking on Lindsay is as old and boring as watching the jocks pick on the smart kids in school because they're too stupid to come up with anything clever or interesting. Good for you, Linds. I wish you nothing but success!!!!!!
Re: hateliars – THANK YOU!! He's never had a problem with that low-class hooker Paris showing up at clubs in foreign countries whose gross national product is less than her shoe account. If anyone is a shameless, desperate whore who needs to go the fuck away, it's her! And she can take your sorry ass with you, Mario the Bitter Jealous Queen!!!
hopefully this is one of the last steps on a downward spiral to disappearing from our sight forever. it's time to bury this one and move on. she's worthless.
I am only going cuz it's my Birthday!!!! So I'll fill everyone in on her appearance etc. And if I get pics I will be sure to post up!