Madonna Returns To Directing!

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There's nothing she can't do and we LOVES it!

As we previously reported, Madonna is set to direct W.E., a biopic about the affair between King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson. The event led the British royal to denounce the throne in order to marry the divorcee he loved.

Madge is also co-writing the script with Alex Keshishian and is even rumored to serve as a dialect coach on the film.

Quite impressive!

Vera Farmiga is up for the role of Simpson, but there's no word on who will play King Edward.

Too bad Jesus Luz couldn't pass for British! Ha!

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    Posted: Feb 15, 2010 at 8:45 am / Email this  »

    61 comments to “Madonna Returns To Directing!”



    1. 1

      god help us all..

    2. Dawo says – reply to this


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      OMG Cant Wait :)



    3. 3

      Nothing she can't do but, act, sing and direct!!!



    4. 4

      ALEK Keshishian not Alex



    5. 5

      ALEK not Alex.



    6. 6

      If this photographer used any more lights to wash away the creases in her skin, this photo would be blinding.

      Just sayin'.



    7. 7

      Oh god, please don't.



    8. 8

      I can't judge if it's shit or not (Madonna in the movies does not have a good track record mind you)

      People will go see it because it's Madonna. I'm sure if she shat in a paper bag and sold it, people would still buy it.



    9. 9

      She can't act, Perez.



    10. 10

      This is gonna be another sure-fire flop from the Queen of Flops.



    11. 11

      DIALECT COACH? for who? is she going to teach her fake british accent? Willis is american, so that is the only one she can maybe possibly do. BUT Simpson was not from detroit and as far as I know, Madonna never took courses in speech so? (oh, I know, she thinks she fooled everyone with that really great british accent) and as with the other posters, she can't act, can't direct, etc



    12. 12

      She directed? Money buys a lot!



    13. 13

      "RENOUNCE" the throne, not "denounce" you absolute moron. It's incredible how dumb you are. All you do is cut and paste and you still can't copy correctly. No wonder GossipCop.com makes fun of you every day.



    14. 14

      Some people are successful at other ventures while others like Mario constantly fail. How's that boy band thing going douchebag? lmao.



    15. 15

      "There's nothing she can't do and we LOVES it!". Um, she can't act. And judging by the sheer number of film flops she's had…it's pretty damn obvious. Oh she can't sing either. But she CAN spread her bushy snatch for the world to see!



    16. 16

      I LOVE LOVE MADONNA. She is a 51 year old BAD ASS. xoxoxox



    17. 17

      Ole Grannie Madonna couldn't direct a cartoon, but if she puts A-Rod, Jesus and Shawn Penn in a movie that would be a huge hit!



    18. 18

      you must be the only cocksucker on this earth not aware of how shit Madonna is with movies.

      Asshole.



    19. 19

      im my fantasies he's actually australian…



    20. 20

      I just read an synopsis of what this film is about. It's about a giant, bloody snatch that goes on a rampage in Africa. It's eats up villagers, steals their children (it stores them in the vulva) and then their land. In the end the giant, bloody snatch is felled by a younger, more popular vagina that dresses in over-the-top clothing. The old snatch gets so angry and jealous that it blows up over Africa and the surviving villagers roast it up and eat it.



    21. 21

      You all know Edward worked with Hitler, right.

    22. YUCK says – reply to this


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      You're stupid he wasn't king Ed the eighth. You don't even know about this shit, stick to what u know fatboy, Tay Tay and Brit Brit lame ass



    23. 23

      "There's nothing she can't do and we LOVES it! " There's LOTS of shit this cun*t can't do.. She tries and FAILS ALL THE TIME.. She can't act and she can't sing.. She is a horrid self righteous, ego maniac !! She's also a thief, she has stolen so many of her "reiventions" from less known artists.. Bjork, Tori Amos, Kylie Minogue etc.. The only thing she's good at is causing "controversy" to get press for her shitty music and being a cum guzzling gutter slut !!!



    24. 24

      Re: Brainbug – LMFAO That sounds like a great movie.. Sounds very familiar, maybe a bigraphical movie?!?!



    25. 25

      Can't act.
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      Can't direct.
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      Can't sing.
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      Can't dance.



    26. 26

      She looks like an infected Gremlin… When they cast the new Gremlins movie, they should put her in it.. Madonna Queen of Gremlins !!



    27. 27

      sorry but to direct havent you got to know what the story and emotion is of the script. and i know she was married to guy but what does she know about british royal history. leave the directing to your ex love, and do what you do best. wearing skimpy costumes and mincing on stage



    28. 28

      Here's something she could do - take a few years off, or better yet, RETIRE. Zombie armed Holland Tunnel vajajay'ed skankity ho!



    29. 29

      Re: jesyrene – thats the queen of pop, to you dear.



    30. 30

      She has all that money and still looks like THAT?!?! What a shame.. Oh wait, I forgot, she spends all her money on vaginal rejuvination treatments.. Her pu$$y is ran thru !!! She is one dirty cun*t !!!!



    31. 31

      I hate you. how can you talk like this about one of the greatest artists ever?
      I'm so sick of it.

    32. mvp says – reply to this


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      Re: Gary78

      u stupid whoriahs fan,DIE.



    33. 33

      Woof woof.



    34. 34

      ooops… honestly….. she is ugly



    35. 35

      is she a good director?? I never saw Filth and Wisdom…



    36. 36

      a movie about them already has been made!!!



    37. 37

      Re: mvp – Funk you cun*t !!



    38. 38

      Well we all know Madonna is a bit too forceful when it comes to acting, but I think she's a better director. She's always had a hand in her music videos, stage design, album direction and over all is very controlling in whatever she does. I saw Filth and Wisdom and visually, it was really good. Good angles, close ups, scene set ups…etc. Plus, the story seems really good and dramatic! She should get Clive Own for King Henry III! I'd watch that!



    39. 39

      Hope she plays up the sexual fetishes of Ed & Wallis. Do something properly for once in you life, Madonna.



    40. 40

      Re: aubiteme1 – THANK YOU!. There's nothing she CAN'T do.



    41. 41

      its so easy to sit behind a computer and hate on someone thats better than you. But like Madonna said …"its human nature"



    42. 42

      she sucks she odnt know shit look on her music vidoes



    43. 43

      Of course she is….puck….Guy can not and will not get one up on her!!!



    44. 44

      Well we all know she can't act.
      Perez, it's renounce a throne, not denounce it, you fucking moron; Also he was king when he abdicated, not just a "British royal."



    45. 45

      Re: mikesdays
      It's also easy to sit behind a computer and write such useless platitudes like you've done.



    46. 46

      Intelligent readers need to know that the Material Old Bag made her directorial debut with 2008's Filth and Wisdom which was PANNED BY CRITICS and FLOPPED at the box office. Indeed, there is nothing Madgisil can't do… BADLY! Here is a quote from a review "Well, it had to happen. Madonna has been a terrible actor in many, many films and now - fiercely aspirational as ever - she has graduated to being a terrible director." It's true, it's ALL TRUE!



    47. 47

      OMG. She's so FUCKING ugly!!! Stop trying to wear the Miley Cyrus line from WalMart. You're almost a senior citizen-put on some clothes and be sexy in some othe way.



    48. 48

      Re: gorgeouspep – She has always been a tacky bitch. She'll never learn.. She'll be 89, wearing things a 20 something should wear..



    49. 49

      Madonna as a writer I can truly see that. I think directing a script can't be far from directing your own consert. Madonna is a true talent and she has survived the test of time in the music world maybe it is time she do something diffrent. who knows maybe we'll enjoy it.



    50. 50

      Too funny and absurd for words! lol. This has failure written all over it. Madonna does not have this talent - only the money to keep failing, again and again.



    51. 51

      "we loves it"
      ummm ok



    52. 52

      Awesome :D



    53. 53

      Now THIS is an area is film making where Madge may truly shine—THE BOSS!



    54. 54

      hot arms



    55. 55

      madonna is great actress. see swept away and whose that girl. she is smart businesswoman too. took houses from dumb nigs in africa to make money for herself. jajaja. she can do anything. better singer than barbara streisand. sexy body too. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!



    56. 56

      Re: Gary78 – shut up. your stupid. madonna movies make millions. all of her movies have been huge hits like swept away. evita. body of evidence. she is loved by many around the world. not like mooriah. dumb bitch. madonna is the queen and hadd #1 tour in history. she is smart and sexy.



    57. 57

      Re: Brainbug – stupid. madonna is smart. she takes what she wants. if she wants to make a movie she will. it will be huge like her last movie. she should have won the award for evita, whose that girl and swept away. you are dumb bitch. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!



    58. 58

      Re: YUCK – shut up stupid. madonna is smart. she will make an great director. see swept away and tell me you dont love it. dumb bitch. madonna has the #1 tour in history. she is better actress than meril streep.



    59. 59

      Re: Gary78 – LMAO! We think too much alike!



    60. 60

      oh boy is that movie going to suck.



    61. 61

      she looks like a pumpkin face