Gerard Whores Up Brazil!!
We hope MANiston's liquor cabinet is stocked, because she is not going to be happy about THIS!!
Gerard Buttplug has been running around Brazil trying to stick it in anything with a pulse, and was spotted hanging out with former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger!!
Don't do it, bb!! Do you have any idea where he's been?!
If she didn't then, she does now!
He was later seen chatting up some random skank girl at a bar, until he decided there was no need for formalities and instead clubbed her and dragged her back to his cave by her hair brought her back to his hotel room.
We're sure to just drink some hot cocoa and read poetry out loud to each other. BARF.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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I'm sure she's out of his league. She looks so smart (lol).
dont be a douche. im sure he isnt as bad as you make him sound. stop being jealous
He's so fine that he's allowed to whore it up. Nicole is also fine and also allowed to whore it up. Why not whore it up together?
is it really that difficult for people to believe that maybe jennifer aniston does not want a relationship with this man?? this whole desperate act is starting to look pathetic on whoever's "reporting" it
UGH! What's with all the celebs jumping on the Brazil band wagon…LOL, once again, Madonna did it first!
"instead clubbed her and dragged her back to his cave by her hair brought her back to his hotel room."
you're a frickin' idiot…
It looks like he's having fun, there is no chemistry between Jen and him. They have said it over and over. Enough already!
And they badmouth women who sleep around. This guy is out of control. The thing is, he's so public about it.
She must be use to it by now. Isn't this like the 50th time or so that Jen has been dumped? For some reason, changing bikinis 5 times a day just doesn't seem to be working for her.
Perez, it doesn't matter how badly you talk about Gerry or what names you call him. He is WAY hotter than you'll ever be! 100% PURE SCOTTISH SEXINESS. YUM!!!
he better be careful in brazil. wrap it up buddy
Gerard is a gentleman and one of the sexiest too. You're wrong about him.
And since when did Madonna make Brazil a holiday destination? I know she's old, but not that old. What a lame comment.
geez!!! its pretty funny actually!!
Someone give that girl some food!!
Perez, puhleaze!!!!! All these cheap shots you throw at Jen Aniston is nothing but a rage of jealousy on your part!!!! Jen have had more famous dicks than you have ever had or dream of having in your life.
he looks like he smells. that reminds me, perez have you showered today?
i cant understand why the girl in the bar is a skank, hello what happen to "he talked to a normal girl in a bar". Think he is fierce, and last i heard singel, so be my guest you hot boytoy, sleep around with all these hotties. plenty fish in the sea…
Oh, shut up, Mario!
Is she still with Lewis Hamilton?
Oh please this guy's 15 minutes are almost up. Look at Jen's career compared to his. He's not even close to being in the same league.
Isn't he single?
Re: Orangina – He's been doing movies since 1998. Not what I would call 15 minutes.
the second chick actually looks like Larissa Costa – Miss Brasil 2009. if i'm right, she's really, really hot!!
i'm sooooo ok with him whoring it up…maybe he'll sling a little of that Scottish rough my way!
The girl in the first picture looks like she could be a Kardashian.She looks like a skeleton.
YAWN!
mmmm….he can drag me by my hair to a cave ANY time. Yow-zah
Re: sugarnspice50 – bet he's already fucked a tranny. when he realized it he prbbly continued.
Please! Let the guy have some fun. And if you don't think Jen's not having her own fun, you're wrong.
he's so ugly! his nose looks like it's smashed to his face. muppet nose!
nicole sherzinger looks emaciated!
this guy is one disgusting mother-fucker….spreading his scabees and herpes worldwide………way to go.
He's a single man who has every freaking right to live it up. At least he's getting attention from the opposite sex, when was the last time a guy even looked at you Mario?! What was that? Never?! hahahaha! Loser!!
No Oscar date for Jen, unless she decides to take Edward Scissorhands again.
you're just jealouse that you're not scottish, and you're not hot.
Re: aztroids – She doesn't belong showing up at the Oscars to start with. Why a 90s sitcom starlet should meddle with a thespian event? She just looks totally out of place and pathetic.
perez, you have some serious issues if you'd take some young thing like a jonas brother over gerard fuck-me butler. god damn he is gorgeous.