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How Do We Say This Delicately???

| Filed under: How Do We Say This Delicately???Sandra Bullock


Sandy, we LOVES you, but…

Are you trying to smuggle a watermelon out of a supermarket between your legs?

The actress was spotted looking a little pained and constipated rigid at the 82nd Annual Academy Awards Nominee Luncheon yesterday.

NOT the most flattering stance, sweetie!! Close up shop and try again next time!!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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38 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

  1. 1

    She's probably still in pain from her vag dying accident. Lol.

  2. 2

    her poor burned valentine vajayjay hurts…

  3. 3

    just cuz she doesn't accessorize everything with tacky-assed doc martins or glue shit to her face does not mean she looks bad. everyone knows you ride the over-the-top coat-tails of lady gaga. i actually love this outfit and just think it's a bad picture.

  4. 4

    That dress is horrible and she is standing like she's trying to take a piss in a urinal in a truck stop bathroom.

  5. 5

    would it kill her to curl her hair?

  6. 6

    Sandra BULL-DYKE is lloking more like a man every time I see her. What is it with most Lesbians, that they have to look like a man. I don't get it!

  7. 7

    Bahahaha! She does look like she's in pain…

  8. YUCK says – reply to this


    I like her but wtf is wrong with her.

  9. 9

    I'd still bang her

  10. Judez says – reply to this


    Disappointed Perez, I thought you were much more for equality between women and men. If it is was a man posing that way, you would not comment on this. Clearly you think women should pose in unnatural "feminine" way… A real shame, Perez!

  11. 11

    At first I thought it was Sarah Palin!

  12. 12

    She has great legs. They do look better closer together though.

  13. 13

    This dress would have been great if it was tighter and the length of the skirt a bit shorter - I get what the designer was trying to accomplish.

  14. 14

    Uhm, have you ever heard of bad timing ? it looks like she was just about to move her other foot, what a fat moron you are Perez.

  15. 15

    I love Sandra, but Im not lovin that dress at all!

  16. 16

    Can't stand this wolf faced bitch

  17. 17

    Actually, I saw her at the premiere for The Proposal in LA and she always poses like that. Its her pose. Its weird, I do admit, but its the pose that she does.

  18. 18

    Sandra looks great. Perez should S T F U! Jealous queen!!

  19. 19

    Oh, shut up, Mario!

  20. 20

    Jesus I'm sure there's a moment when you could be photographed in an odd stance…such as when you're attempting to not look like a complete and utter tool.

  21. Payen says – reply to this


    It must be fabulous to be so perfect that you can criticize every move othe people make. Maybe she was taking a step. Maybe she doesn't give a shit about coping some phony-ass pose and is just being herself.

  22. 22

    ok it may be more astheticly pleasing to have a women keep her legs uncomfortably close to her all the time, but if for some reason your not giving it your full attention you cant always stand like that,

    sandra your a darl and i love ya. perez and staff u are assholes

  23. 23

    check out the wobbly texture of the walkway. she's standing that way to keep her footing, asshole.

  24. @v@ says – reply to this


    The outfit would be perfect without the skirt's bow. Other than that, it's almost a spoof, and double-take interesting, and something she probably did on purpose because it's a bit whacky like she can be.

  25. 25

    She looks a lot better than Perez Hilton in photos with his tongue hanging out and various other undignified poses, like watching his love handles flap up and down doing a dancing video.

  26. 26

    3 suits in 1 (and a Christmas gift! :)

  27. 27

    Re: Annie Sue – I would 100% regift it…

  28. 28

    Re: Annie Sue – …to someone I didn't like

  29. YUCK says – reply to this


    I dont like the tie on the front of this skirt it is so ugly and unnecessary

  30. 30

    Funny!! She does look strange…probably gas.

  31. 31

    Her feet hurt!!

  32. 32

    Man… you just really hate women. She looks fine.

  33. 33


  34. 34

    omg, its just a bad/awkward pic. wow do i even look at this site still???? fucking stupid.

  35. 35

    Maybe she was chafing… it happens to the best of us! Still love me some sandra!!!

  36. 36


  37. 37

    Re: IRONMAN – or diseased!!

  38. 38

    Kinda manish stance!