Heather Mills has apparently done the impossible and used up the entire $50 million she was awarded in her divorce settlement with Paul McCartney!!
WTF?? It's been TWO YEARS - how can someone possibly blow through that much money?
According to Mucca, it's her sincere efforts as a humanitarian that cost her the cash.
"Most of it's been given to charity, gone into ethical businesses or paid for a couple of properties for my daughter's future security. I could never sit with millions of pounds in the bank that could make matters change."
Yeah, we're sure, Mucca. You are the most thoughtful, selfless, gold-digging whore to grace the Earth.
How is she going to get her fortune back??
We can't wait to see what reality show she embarrasses herself on next!! Or maybe she'll just go back to her first trick and leech on to some old money bags!!!
Happy hunting, you worthless bag of skank!!
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