On Monday, the reality TV star took to Instagram to share a relatively cryptic message to his many followers.
[Image via WENN.]
Here are some HIGHlights:
On John Mayer's influence:
"He didn't make me go brunette. John doesn't get credit for making me brunette. He'd like to think so, but he doesn't deserve the credit."
On being single:
"I'm on my own, and it's nice."
On her relationship with Tony Romo:
"I talked to Tony today. I'm still a fan [of the Dallas Cowboys]. I'm a huge fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on."
On her next husband:
He'll be "an artistic man…It will show you the colors of my character, the person that I fall in love with next. I don't even have a type! I don’t have a physical type. I have an emotional type."
On being ridiculed for her weight:
"I would not wish on my worst enemy what I went through."
On her acting bottom line:
"I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha."
On turning 30:
"I never really thought, growing up, what am I gonna be like when I'm 30? I just kind of thought I had it figured out: I'm going to be this great pop star, have my songs on the radio, be married, and have babies….But things can be taken away from you. A song can not be played on the radio. An album can not work."
No shit! For someone who seems to be struggling with some issues, she sure doesn't stay out of the limelight!
Get a hobby, honey.