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Simpleton Never Learns!

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While on the cover of March's Allure, Jessica Simpson opens up about love, her weight and claims she's learned "nothing" from her past relationships.

Here are some HIGHlights:

On John Mayer's influence:
"He didn't make me go brunette. John doesn't get credit for making me brunette. He'd like to think so, but he doesn't deserve the credit."

On being single:
"I'm on my own, and it's nice."

On her relationship with Tony Romo:
"I talked to Tony today. I'm still a fan [of the Dallas Cowboys]. I'm a huge fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on."

On her next husband:
He'll be "an artistic man…It will show you the colors of my character, the person that I fall in love with next. I don't even have a type! I don’t have a physical type. I have an emotional type."

On being ridiculed for her weight:
"I would not wish on my worst enemy what I went through."

On her acting bottom line:
"I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know. I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha."

On turning 30:
"I never really thought, growing up, what am I gonna be like when I'm 30? I just kind of thought I had it figured out: I'm going to be this great pop star, have my songs on the radio, be married, and have babies….But things can be taken away from you. A song can not be played on the radio. An album can not work."

No shit! For someone who seems to be struggling with some issues, she sure doesn't stay out of the limelight!

Get a hobby, honey.

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54 comments to “Simpleton Never Learns!”



  1. 1

    she's usually very pretty (IMO) - that's a horrible pic of her above…..where's her bottom lip?



  2. 2

    I think what she said is fine…She's just a normal chick trying to make her way in the world…And according to John Mayer, she fucks like a porn star…so maybe she's not that lame?



  3. 3

    Perez, I love you, but why do you hate Jessica Simpson so much? Did she do something to you or something?



  4. 4

    jessica simpson in my opinion hasn't ever done anything wrong, she's a good girl, trying to make it in a society that critiques her way too much.



  5. 5

    Hard to know what to say to that.



  6. 6

    Is it that you're jealous of her looks and her success?? I wish you would tell us.



  7. 7

    what did she say that is so wrong?



  8. 8

    I like Jessica but after what John Mayer said I am a little bit saddened. We all know she lost her virginity after marriage. Now that she's not married, is she sleeping with every boyfriend now? If she's a true Christian she would save herself again for marriage and she alludes to that in this article. DID she sleep with Mayer? I wish she would clear that if she didn't.



  9. 9

    And so on and so on and so on…for her next hubby and her next bf and her next hubby and her next bf and next bf and next bf…

    This is just History Repeating Itself…

    A song CAN be played on the radio and an album CAN work, provided that the songs and albums are not Jessica's



  10. 10

    Oh leave her alone. Perez you're nothing but a misogynist.



  11. 11

    that's not brunette honey, that's called dirty blonde



  12. 12

    the Adam Green song Jessica Simpson started playing on my shuffle when I saw this post. lol, coincidence. good song. does Jessica do stuff anymore? i mean, except magazine covers talking about John Mayer and her weight? remember when she was more relevant than Ashlee? ha. oh well.



  13. 13

    Perez you are really one mean queen!



  14. 14

    I think Jessica is beautiful and about as real as they come. No pretense unlike other in her field. I have posted several times to several different stories and I have made some derogatory remarks about Perez. Funny thing is that they have apparently been censored. None of them have shown up at all. Seems kind of funny that Perez can post whatever he wants about anyone at all but if someone posts about him he won't let you read it. Pitiful!!!!! Let's see if this post make it.



  15. 15

    You know, people have been commenting for a long while that Perez is misogynistic… and I never really gave it credit until now.

    I have never been a supporter of Jessica Simpson– couldn't care less about her– but, come on man! Did you really just tell her to stay out of the limelight? If she did, you'd probably blast her for dropping her celebrity (like that Lost woman). And this bug you've got up your butt about Aniston… again, I've never really been a supporter of her, but you are so bitchy about her for no good reason. I really think you hate women, Perez, which really bewilders me… is it because you're jealous of their vaginas?



  16. 16

    Perez, seriously, what's your deal with her? IMO, she's someone who is relatable and seems like a really good girl. I didn't see anything at all wrong with what she said.



  17. 17

    Re: LisaRose – What do you mean by "true Christian?" Having sex outside of marriage makes her not a Christian? Perhaps she learned her lesson after JM, and she is waiting again? Who knows? But whose place is it to judge her based on that?



  18. 18

    NOT a good pic of her on that allure cover. she needs to get back together with nick :D heh



  19. 19

    Maybe Perez should get a hobby.. :O



  20. 20

    Perez it is so blatantly obvious that you hate women because you cannot be one. PLEASE, please go DIE. please.

    do you even realize how many people would be HAPPY if you died? sad.



  21. 21

    What is wrong with what she said?? She just sounds like a normal girl to me. She seems real and she wears her heart on her sleeve - I like her. We all know you hate her (why? what she ever do to you?) but this blog just highlights how childish and bitter you are, and frankly you're just embarrassing yourself (again). Look at what everyone is writing here - enough said.



  22. 22

    You need to stop trying to turn your retarded hobbies into a career, moron. At least the girl can sing, wtf can you do?



  23. 23

    She needs to let go of Tony Romo



  24. 24

    Nice interview.



  25. 25

    I don't understand. "learned nothing from her past?" What point are you trying to make? It's a very nice interview. There isn't anything salacious in it or overly revealing. She's not exploiting herself or opening herself up to criticism. You are simply looking for any minute detail YOU can criticize.
    _____
    Face it, Mario. You are running out of material. Your blog is getting old. People are losing interest and you are having to grasp at straws.



  26. 26

    I can never look at her again without the words "sexual napalm" going through my head. I'm sure she's nice enough but I saw her opening up for Rascal Flatts last year and I wasn't impressed. It was during "weightgate" and although she was quite small in person she came off dumb as a rock.



  27. 27

    "I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it…" oh, honey… I saw Employee of the Month. You've got no worries there, kiddo.



  28. 28

    She is CLEARLY an idiot



  29. 29

    Re: LisaRose
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



  30. 30

    Re: LisaRose – It is none of our business if she slept with him or not. We are not entitled to know the details of such a private issue. Believe it or not, despite is claims, her fans are not entitled to anything on the subject.



  31. 31

    I WANT HER TO SING AGAIN BUT IN POP LOL NOT COUNTRY CUZ SHE SUCKS IN COUNTRY

  32. YUCK says – reply to this


    32

    perez you hate jessica for a few reasons one being that she was dating john mayer, your major celebrity crush and the first man that ever dared to kiss your deformed mouth. and number two that even though she has messed up a little as have all of us, she still has a pretty innocence to her you will never know. you are a terrible person that will get his. good luck.



  33. 33

    um.. how exactly did you get your "critique" of her interview?? don't make shit up because it makes you look like an ass



  34. 34

    She's just a regular dumb blonde. Giver her a break.



  35. 35

    I'm don't get it Perez… somebody finally says something that makes sense and you ridicule her for it? Sounds like she's got her head together to me.



  36. 36

    Re: liltrix09 – It's quite simple. Perez only hates women that good-looking men find attractive. Cute guys find Jessica and Jen Aniston attractive and girlfriend material. That's why these two girls get a lot of guys and have a lot of relationships. Perez is VERY JEALOUS of these women b/c they are his competition. A lot of gay men COVET straight good-lookng men. It's the ultimate prize. Same reason Perez hates Vanessa Hudgeons.
    *
    On the other hand, Perez loves drag queen women like Kylie, Gaga, etc b/c these women are over-the-top. They aren't really attractive, are caricatures of the female form and most good-looking straight guys aren't really into them. Perez also loves whores like Angelina b/c although she looks good she is completely whacked and most men are afraid of her. Angelina is also not a threat to gay Perez.
    *
    Again, women that are threatenting to Perez are women who are actual long-term girlfriend / wife material. Feminine women like Jessica, Jen, Vanessa Hudgeons, etc. B/c Perez can't compete with that. Perez can, however, compete with Gaga - in fact, in dim light Perez and Gaga look like sisters.



  37. 37

    I don't understand. What was so bad about what she said? She didn't say anything that would make her appear dumb or sound like a simpleton? She actually sounded very real and like a gasp grown-up. So what's the problem?



  38. 38

    Jessica needs to just go away! She's not popular anymore like she was when she was with Nick.



  39. 39

    wait.. so when she was dating tony romo and carrie underwood said her and tony still talked she went crazy with jealousy acting like carrie underwood was a horrible woman.. yet now she is claiming to still talk to him when he has another girlfriend. this girl is a first class moron. she is a hypocrite and talentless.. the only good thing about her i have ever seen is her love and devotion to her poor dog.. at least she isnt heartless



  40. 40

    Re: LisaRose – give me a break, do u really believe she lost her virginity while being married. this dumb ugly whore has absalutely no purpose than to be passed around from one hollywood man to the next. she needs ot meet a nice man who isnt in the business, move to alaska and fade off the radar. course she seems like the type of woman who thinks that nice men are weak.



  41. 41

    I like her. I'd rather hear more about her than Sphincter Brat and Franken-Heidi.



  42. 42

    she did an interview with a magazine!?! GOSH what is she supposed to do? not answer at all!??!



  43. 43

    Bet some one had to tell her John Mayer insulted her.



  44. 44

    Why do people judge her so harshly and so much? WTF did she ever really do that was so bad? Maybe she's not always the sharpest tool in the Hollywood shed, but at least she's trying to live her life and be happy…everyone else should just fuck off and let her be.



  45. 45

    Let me enlighten you guys about something… The women that Mario hates on in his website are (in his mind) like the one's that used to pick on him at school. Jessica was like the prom queen and he was the fat gay guy that nobody liked so one day he got on a computer and decided it'd make him feel better if he bashed all pretty popular girls on the web… end of story.



  46. 46

    if you prefer she be out of the limelight, stop including her on this rag



  47. 47

    I like her and I don't know why. Can someone please tell me?



  48. 48

    Didn't realize so many would be against what I said. If you're a Christian you're suppose to save yourself for marriage. John Mayer claims otherwise. I had personally hoped she was saving herself for marriage again. I know it's not my business but if she DIDN'T sleep with John, if I were her, I'd be very upset.



  49. 49

    "Simpleton" Love it!!



  50. 50

    Not to worry, no one is giving her an Oscar for taking off her clothes. HAAA!!!



  51. 51

    No talent … no brains. Why is she even famous???? Oh yeah … she's a blond that shows off her big boobs and sleeps around. And that good Christian girl act is getting old! I'll bet she tells every guy she sleeps with that he's the first. I much rather hear her talk about that sexual napalm and the other kinky stuff she's into.



  52. 52

    'dark and intellectual' 'Oscar' - I have no words



  53. 53

    Jessica will do anything to stay in the spot light. She is so pathetic. Especially now that her stupid reality show is coming out. I am sick of her weight issues that is all this annoy in girl is about. So sick of her weight issues and sick of her. Jessica just plain sucks.



  54. 54

    She has already practically taken off her clothes for the public already. Prancing around half naked around a car, prancing around half naked with her huge mammory boobs hanging out. Please Jessica, taking your clothes off is your past time. She's just a liar and a hypocrite.