Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Shocking news!!!! (kind of)
Remember when all of New Jersey's resident Italians flipped over the Jersey Shore and their representation of Italian culture?
Well, they should have shut the hell up because some of them ain't even Italian! Like Snooki!!!
JWOWW was recently on The Strategy Room and revealed to the hosts that she nor Snooki were really guidettes. She is actually "Spanish and Irish," while Snooki is Chilean???
So then, how can they call themselves guidettes?
Hey, they have the biggest reality show on TV right now! They can call themselves whatever they want!
Just don't call them cancelled!
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