Huge News!!! Tiger Breaking His Silence!!!!
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Get excited golf fans and cocktail waitresses: Tiger Woods is back!
The announcement that Tiger Woods will hold a press conference at the PGA Tour Headquarters was posted on the PGA Tour's website. According to Mark Steinberg, Tiger's agent, the conference will be held on Friday at 11 a.m. Tiger will be apologizing for his behavior as well as discussing his plans for his career.
There will only be a small group of Tiger's friends and colleagues invited to the conference and though Tiger has prepared a statement, he will not be answering any questions.
Hey Mark, we think our e-vite got lost in cyberspace. Would you mind sending it again? We're just DYING to hear what Tiger has to say for himself.
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Oh shoot!!!!
yeah yeah yeah… He's just going to appologize. Woopie.
Is his front tooth yellow?
oh this'll be a waste of time. "i want my privacy. please leave me alone. i love my family. this is such a difficult time for us. i am working hard at being a good husband and father." blah blah blah blah blah. all just empty hot air and desperation to keep contracts and endorsements. this selfish little fuck is incapable of being sincere. fuck him.
YAY! I cant wait to hear what he has to say ! Cant be much and he WONT Answer questions PFffft that is lame.
Also perez you wouldnt be invited! Duh lol
Yeah! Shit yeah! February 19th is the day when Tiger speaks in vague sentiments and talks about maybe playing golf again, maybe!
I'm still not interested. Boring!!
This is what politicians call TAKING OUT THE TRASH.
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Say it on Friday so its forgotten about on Monday.
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Waiting for profuse apologies…dumbshit!
too little, too late, who cares? Take your fug face back to Fuglyville and just GO AWAY!
Cinnabun
I want to see if he still has the scar from where she smacked him in the face with the golf club
It sucks that he has to apologize to the public for something that shouldn't really concern them. I mean it's his personal life & no matter what fucked up shit he does he shouldn't have to worry about everyone finding out. Fuck his life.
CHEETAH IS BACK ON THE PROWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA, IMAGINE THE HECKLING ON THE GOLF COURSE EVERY TIME HE SWINGS. "HEY, CHEETAH, CHEETAH, CHEETAH…" LOL.
All he cares about is duping us so he can go back to making money
This is about the MONEY
He's a disgusting piece of trash. But the stupid American public will fall for it and give him their money again so he can get richer and go back to being disgusting.
oh yay! This is the right thing to do. I am still a Tiger fan!
Re: lopezfanyeah – Agreed
i want him to screw me silly like the did all of his other whores
and his clone will now be welcomed into society with a round of applause
I feel that what happened with him cheating on his wife was a private matter. His wife should do what she feels right by divorcing him or staying with him. His career shouldn’t go down the toilet just his marriage. Brad Pitt’s career didn’t go down the toilet when he cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Jolie. His career should of too then.
holy sh!t
well this is certainly a reason for u to post a breaking news strip across your page! god, i just dont kno wht i would do had i not seen that.
i dont maybe go on with my life???????????
I'm still sick of him!
and i hope america doesnt forgive this loser! like stupid fukc wife did!
Re: Bella02 – good point!
I give a handful of claps!
Re: PrinceD – y0u kinda look like him… your both fug faced! bahahahahahahahahahaha!
who agrees?
Re: PrinceD – your face would look prettier with the background as the crumbles of Haiti!
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Ah!, i just made a good point!
handful of claps for me!
I don't give a shit what he has to say. FUCK him. Oh wait, he's already done that. What an asshole.
you attempted to give your wife A-I-D-S you nasty douche-fuck!
a ga-jillion fuckin' dollars and no condoms with any of them whores?
if svedka or whatever her name takes u back…promise its to get a bigger payout u chump.
nobody cares!
Blah blah blah blah sorry blah blah blah blah please forget about it and let me get back to business blah blah blah
Re: tigrrrlilly – In my mind's 'Mad Magazine' concept of his press conference, he walks up to mic and says, "So I like stray. What of it, and what business is it of any of yours? Let's golf."
The return of Tiger.
Hi my name is Tiger Woods. I made a mistake. I got busted. I was screwing the wildest bunch of hoes in the country. I went to rehab. I'm cured. I don't want to screw no professional well trained (in the love arts) Wild hot and wet whores. I'm in recovery and I may still get a boner when I see a Blond bow legged hoe. I love you all especially all you blond hoes. I've returned because I need money. My wife is charging me a fortune to stay with me.
Yawn. who cares? Big deal, just another couple breaking up. Sick of hearing about him.